Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Humor At Its Lamest ❯ Positions ( Chapter 2 )
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By: sailorbluestar 
Now for something that might squick ya. Hope your stomach can handle this.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.11.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 753 | Visits: 296 | Status: Completed
Now for something that might squick ya. Hope your stomach can handle this.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.11.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 753 | Visits: 296 | Status: Completed
Title: Humor At Its Lamest (2)
Author: Sailor Bluestar
Email: sailorbluestar@yahoo.com
Pairs: umm...it's almost classified as an orgy, no
definite pairings seen. hehehehehehehe...
Category: yaoi, yuri, humor, squicking, het, major
sarcasm and many more probably
Notes: R-NC17
Disclaimer: As usual, I don't own them, just the
cracked out idea for this thing.
Notes: There will be some references of other animes.
Wufei: I want OUT!
~Positions~
Sailor Bluestar: It has come to my attention,
regardless of how short it is, that many things in
real life (RL for short) that give gundam pilot
pairings an interesting twist. Take for instance, R
and L. It indicates that Relena is dominant for
someone with the inital "L".
Relena: That is absurd! I don't know anyone with
their inital as "L".
Sailor Bluestar: Me neither. And personally, I don't
wanna know.
Relena: You DARE imply-
Sailor Bluestar: Yeah, I imply, now shut up.
Heero: *smirks*
Sailor Bluestar: Now, if one Gundam Wing fanatic looks
at 12, they may or may not immediately think, 'It's
Heero's time to be top while Duo's bottom!'
Heero: Ryoukai.
Duo: Hee-chan!!! When do I get top?
Sailor Bluestar: When someone decides they like 21
better than 12. *grins*
Duo: *evil gleam* Ne, write me on top of Heero!
Sailor Bluestar: *rolls eyes* *using the magic of fan
writers everywhere, haves Duo and Heero have playtime
together, doing unspeakable things-* *looks at
rating* Oh what the hell! *Duo is seen screwing
Heero into the next millennium through one way
mirrors!* I know I'm hentai!
Wufei: *falls over with blood spurting from his nose*
Sailor Bluestar: *shakes head sadly* And to think
that after living with two couples going at it during
the night isn't enough to keep him from doing that!
Treize! Zechs! I think you'd better fix this!
Treize and Zechs: Hai! *drags the prone body of Wufei
to another room*
Une: Your Excellency! *gasp!*
Noin: *pats Lady Une's shoulder* I've known about
Zechs and Treize's relationship and their preferences
and this STILL gives me shocks.
Une: Why can't I join them? *tearing up*
Sally: I know! Men! How inconsiderate!
Noin: We should team up against them!
Une: *puts on her glasses and do her hair up* Indeed.
Sailor Bluestar: Col Une! This is the second time
I've had to mention this! Go away! I want LADY Une
here!
Une: *takes off glasses and sets her hair flowing*
*humph*
Sailor Bluestar: Okay now! The numbers 3 and 4 apply
as above with Duo and Heero. *sees Trowa boinking
Quatre* -_-' Now, look at the word DR. See, Dorothy
is dom for Relena! You show her girl! Show her who's
boss!
Dorothy: *smirks* Oh Miss Relena...
Relena: *backs up* Iie! Not you too! Am I the only
one who's not corrupted by HER?!?
Wufei: *pops up* Not me!
Sailor Bluestar: Wu-chan, babe, think 05, 50, 15, 51,
25, 52, 35, 53, 45, 54, 55, 56, 65, and all those
yummy 5 and some other number!
Wufei: *nosebleed*
Zechs and Treize: *drags Wufei back into their room*
Sailor Bluestar: Then there's MR and MS and MRS. Wow,
Mariemaia is really getting around there! With Relena
and Sally!
Relena: I like her, but she's a kid and I'm not a les!
Dorothy: Pitty Miss Relena, I think it's time I opened
your eyes to the world of yuri. *drags Relena away*
Relena: HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Save me
from Dorothy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: *pops up, panting slightly* Iie. Omae o
korosu. *goes back to screwing Duo*
Sailor Bluestar: That's just the beginnings of various
pairings. Just look at words around you and picture
them. Though, I will warn you of squickiness.
Cathrine: You didn't warn the readers when you wrote
this fic.
Sailor Bluestar: *points at warning* See? I did so!
It isn't my fault they don't read the warnings!
Cathrine: Whatever. *ropes Noin, Une, and Sally into
a foursome*
Sailor Bluestar: Join us next time-
Relena: MAYBE NOT!
Sailor Bluestar: -_-'' That girl is still in denial.
I should give Dorothy some bondage items. Anyway,
join us next time for another insane trip into my
head!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Behind the scenes:
Heero and Duo: *still going at it*
Trowa and Quatre: *still going at it*
Treize, Zechs and Wufei: *still going at it*
Dorothy and Relena: *still going at it with additional
bondage*
Cathrine, Une, Noin and Sally: *still going at it*
Mariemaia: Ja ne minna-san!
Sailor Bluestar: Good girl, here's a whip, go have fun
with Dorothy and Relena.
Mariemaia: Hai!
-OWARI, unless I start up another part...-
I got tired of writing sarcastic humor. Unless you
want more, I won't write any until I feel the need.
Author: Sailor Bluestar
Email: sailorbluestar@yahoo.com
Pairs: umm...it's almost classified as an orgy, no
definite pairings seen. hehehehehehehe...
Category: yaoi, yuri, humor, squicking, het, major
sarcasm and many more probably
Notes: R-NC17
Disclaimer: As usual, I don't own them, just the
cracked out idea for this thing.
Notes: There will be some references of other animes.
Wufei: I want OUT!
~Positions~
Sailor Bluestar: It has come to my attention,
regardless of how short it is, that many things in
real life (RL for short) that give gundam pilot
pairings an interesting twist. Take for instance, R
and L. It indicates that Relena is dominant for
someone with the inital "L".
Relena: That is absurd! I don't know anyone with
their inital as "L".
Sailor Bluestar: Me neither. And personally, I don't
wanna know.
Relena: You DARE imply-
Sailor Bluestar: Yeah, I imply, now shut up.
Heero: *smirks*
Sailor Bluestar: Now, if one Gundam Wing fanatic looks
at 12, they may or may not immediately think, 'It's
Heero's time to be top while Duo's bottom!'
Heero: Ryoukai.
Duo: Hee-chan!!! When do I get top?
Sailor Bluestar: When someone decides they like 21
better than 12. *grins*
Duo: *evil gleam* Ne, write me on top of Heero!
Sailor Bluestar: *rolls eyes* *using the magic of fan
writers everywhere, haves Duo and Heero have playtime
together, doing unspeakable things-* *looks at
rating* Oh what the hell! *Duo is seen screwing
Heero into the next millennium through one way
mirrors!* I know I'm hentai!
Wufei: *falls over with blood spurting from his nose*
Sailor Bluestar: *shakes head sadly* And to think
that after living with two couples going at it during
the night isn't enough to keep him from doing that!
Treize! Zechs! I think you'd better fix this!
Treize and Zechs: Hai! *drags the prone body of Wufei
to another room*
Une: Your Excellency! *gasp!*
Noin: *pats Lady Une's shoulder* I've known about
Zechs and Treize's relationship and their preferences
and this STILL gives me shocks.
Une: Why can't I join them? *tearing up*
Sally: I know! Men! How inconsiderate!
Noin: We should team up against them!
Une: *puts on her glasses and do her hair up* Indeed.
Sailor Bluestar: Col Une! This is the second time
I've had to mention this! Go away! I want LADY Une
here!
Une: *takes off glasses and sets her hair flowing*
*humph*
Sailor Bluestar: Okay now! The numbers 3 and 4 apply
as above with Duo and Heero. *sees Trowa boinking
Quatre* -_-' Now, look at the word DR. See, Dorothy
is dom for Relena! You show her girl! Show her who's
boss!
Dorothy: *smirks* Oh Miss Relena...
Relena: *backs up* Iie! Not you too! Am I the only
one who's not corrupted by HER?!?
Wufei: *pops up* Not me!
Sailor Bluestar: Wu-chan, babe, think 05, 50, 15, 51,
25, 52, 35, 53, 45, 54, 55, 56, 65, and all those
yummy 5 and some other number!
Wufei: *nosebleed*
Zechs and Treize: *drags Wufei back into their room*
Sailor Bluestar: Then there's MR and MS and MRS. Wow,
Mariemaia is really getting around there! With Relena
and Sally!
Relena: I like her, but she's a kid and I'm not a les!
Dorothy: Pitty Miss Relena, I think it's time I opened
your eyes to the world of yuri. *drags Relena away*
Relena: HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Save me
from Dorothy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: *pops up, panting slightly* Iie. Omae o
korosu. *goes back to screwing Duo*
Sailor Bluestar: That's just the beginnings of various
pairings. Just look at words around you and picture
them. Though, I will warn you of squickiness.
Cathrine: You didn't warn the readers when you wrote
this fic.
Sailor Bluestar: *points at warning* See? I did so!
It isn't my fault they don't read the warnings!
Cathrine: Whatever. *ropes Noin, Une, and Sally into
a foursome*
Sailor Bluestar: Join us next time-
Relena: MAYBE NOT!
Sailor Bluestar: -_-'' That girl is still in denial.
I should give Dorothy some bondage items. Anyway,
join us next time for another insane trip into my
head!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Behind the scenes:
Heero and Duo: *still going at it*
Trowa and Quatre: *still going at it*
Treize, Zechs and Wufei: *still going at it*
Dorothy and Relena: *still going at it with additional
bondage*
Cathrine, Une, Noin and Sally: *still going at it*
Mariemaia: Ja ne minna-san!
Sailor Bluestar: Good girl, here's a whip, go have fun
with Dorothy and Relena.
Mariemaia: Hai!
-OWARI, unless I start up another part...-
I got tired of writing sarcastic humor. Unless you
want more, I won't write any until I feel the need.