Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ I'll be E-mailing My Love to You ❯ Utter Insanity ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

To: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com

Subject: What about Wufei?

Hey, Duo. You seemed to be ecstatic when Heero gave you tickets to the movie. What about Wufei? Bring him.

**Wolf**

From: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: RE: What about Wufei?

Great idea, Wolf! I'll do that. How's going?

>>Duo<<

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

To: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com

Subject: RE: RE: What about Wufei?

^^ I'm great. Have Heero and Trowa done anything yet? I mean, the way they look at each other! There has to be something!

**Wolf**

From: trowacko@wackos.com

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Have you seen Quatre?

Hey, Wolfie. Trowa and Heero say that Quatre's been missing since Thursday. Know where he is?

~trowacko

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

To: trowacko@wackos.com

Subject: Re: Have you seen Quatre?

Er, yeah. Heh heh…^^;; he's kind of hiding out at my house. Relena's been chasing him. Poor Quat. ^^ BTW, what is with Ms. Psycho-stalker anyway? I thought she wanted Heero.

**Wolf**

From: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Heero + Trowa heh heh heh…

There's definitely something, but the two are so damn quiet!! I bet that even if they were together, they wouldn't make a sound when they were…you know. (wink wink nudge nudge) Thanks for your advice with Wuffers. The concert was great! I've gotta invite you and tro next time.

Ciao, with lots of chocolate

>>Duo<<

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

To: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com

Subject: You're kidding me

Invite me? As if my parents ever let me outta the house. You've got to hear the new MP3s I got. They're AWESOME!

Two-mix forever!

**Wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: trowacko@wackos.com

Subject: Re: Re: Have you seen Quatre?

Who knows what goes on in the mind of spoiled stalker psycho princesses.

trowacko

To: trowacko@wackos.com

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Have you seen Quatre?

Indeedy do. Wasabi!

**Wolf**

To: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Wanna come?

You hentai person you. Don't think ANYTHING of that subject line. Anyway, do you wanna come with me and tro to a tennis match? Bring Heero and the others, as long as you promise to gag both Duo and Wufei. It's me versus some person I've never heard of. Wish me luck! (PS: tell me if you can come)

**Wolf**

PPS: How's Heero?

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

Subject: Re: Wanna come?

You're the hentai.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Trowa Barton

To: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Re: Re: Wanna come?

Heeeey, what's that supposed to mean? XP

And you didn't answer my question! How's Heero?

**Wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

Subject: …

Alive.

Sincerely,

Trowa Barton

To: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Re: …

I kind of guessed that. Was that you and Heero last night?

>=)

**Wolffitchi**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

Subject: OMAE O KOROSU

Omae o korosu. You have violated our privacy. Prepare to die.

Yuy

To: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Re: OMAE O KOROSU!

Someone's been watching a bit too much "Princess Bride" eh?

**Wolf**

PS: Was he good?

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

Subject: That's it…

That's it! I'm coming over with my gun as soon as my internet unfreezes.

Yuy

To: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: No life!

You have no life! Get offa that laptop or I'll …I'll…give Duo all my Halloween candy!

**Wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

Subject: No…

You wouldn't.

Yuy

To: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Re: No…

I would.

**wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: PerfectDeath@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Re: Re: No…

You wouldn't.

Yuy

To: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Re: Re: Re: No…

I would.

**Wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

Subject: I'll be good

And yes, he was good. Now go away.

Yuy

To: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Bedah

What do you mean go away? I'm hiding in my house with Quatre away from the pink menace. BTW, do you and Trowa want to come to my tennis match or not? It's tomorrow.

**Wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

Subject: Re: Bedah

Fine. When does the mission begin?

Yuy

To: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Oh ho ho ho…

6:30 pm. It isn't a mission! Just come and watch and try to keep out of trouble.

**Wolf**

PS: And don't bring your gun.

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

Subject: Pink.

Will IT be coming?

Yuy

To: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Re: Pink

No way! You think I'm crazy or something? Let's go, meet you at the match.

**Wolf**

PS: NO LAPTOP