Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ I'll be E-mailing My Love to You ❯ When Wolffie Comes to play... ( Chapter 2 )
Whoo-hoo! I won! Now let's see what happens when Heero goes super-homicidal...Thank God for laundry chutes.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 04.20.2002 | Pages: 4 | Words: 795 | Visits: 194 | Status: Work In Progress
To: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com, ClownTears@bloomcircus.net, dragons_shini@boys_rule.com, Justice@dragons_4_prez.com, Sandyrocks@IluvZero.com, trowacko@wackos.com
From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
Subject: CHOCOLATE WILL RULE THE WORLD ONE DAY!
I WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Oh yeah, baby!!! 6-1, 6-3 rules all! Partteeeeeeeeeey!
Oh, and Heero? Omae o korosu. WHY do you think I hit my serve at you? I said: NO LAPTOP! XP XP XP!! Beedaaaahhhh!
**Wolf**
To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
From: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com
Subject: Calm down.
You're turning into Duo. Stop eating sugar. I did not bring a laptop. Trowa did, and I was using his. So there.
Yuy
Additional Note: What does "XP" meen?
To: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com
From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
Subject: Re: Calm down.
I'm not turning into Duo. I'm a hyperactive me. XD
XP is an emoticon that means I'm sticking my tongue out at you and squinting my eyes reeealll hard.
HA!! YOU HAVE A TYPO!! YOU ARE NO LONGER PERFECT! "meen" BWA HA HA HA HA!
**Wolffitchi**
To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
From: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com
Subject: Re: Re: Calm down.
You lie.
Yuy
To: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com
From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
Subject: heh heh heh…
Whatever you want, Hee-chan.
^_~
**Wolf**
To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
From: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com
Subject: Bakakiba, yameku!
Stop it, you fanged idiot! I'm not "Hee-chan!" it's "HEERO". Say it: "Hee-eero!"
Yuy very pissed off
To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
From: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com
Subject: Holy Guacamole!
What the heck did you do to Heero? He just took all of our C4 and guns and took off muttering under his breath. Quatre's worried (he's finally back) that Heero's going after you.
Tell me what you did so I can do it too!!!
>>Duo<<
To: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com
From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
Subject: Re: Holy Guacamole!
Well, I'm in a bit of a rush but I called him hee-chan and said he's not perfect and he's really pissed at me now. Gtg, ttyl!!! (if I live)
**wolf**
To: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com, Sandyrocks@IluvZero.com
From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
Subject: HEEEEEEEELP!!!
Heero's got me cornered in my bathroom!! Heeelllp!!
**Wolf**
Aiiiii!
To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
From: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com
Subject: On my way!
With Wuffers and Quat. Be there in seconds!
>>Duo<<
To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
From: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com
Subject: Are you coming?
It's been ten minutes!! I'm gonna diiiieee… I'm playing Hearts and I'm losing. /.\ damn computer.
**Wolf**
To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
From: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com
Subject: Re: Are you coming?
…Psst: pass on cards of the suite you have the least of. That's what I do.
Sorry we're late, we stopped at McDonalds.
>>Duo<<
To: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com
From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
Subject: Escaped!
Thank god for laundry chutes. He's blown up my bathroom.
**Wolf**
To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
From: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com
Subject: want anything?
D'ya want an apple pie? Milkshake? Anything?
>>Duo<<
To: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com
From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
Subject: err…
Chocolate milkshake, make it large cause I'm thirsty and it's stinky hiding in the laundry hamper. I think Heero thinks I'm dead cause he's laughing like crazy upstairs. O.o;;
**Wolf**
To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
From: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com
Subject: Alright?
Attachment: trowaheero.jpg
We finally let Heero out of his room. Sorry bout your bathroom and house. I'll make Heero hack into OZ and steal some funds, howaboutit? ^_~ I attached the pic of Heero and Trowa that you wanted and whew-ee! It is HOT.
>>Duo<<
To: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com
From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
Subject: Re: Alright?
PERFECT. (drools) I forgive Hee-chan!!! ^o^
**Wolf**
To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
From: Justice@dragons_4_prez.com
Subject: Injustice!
What did you do to my katanas, woman!? Was it YOU who painted Nataku pink? SPEAK UP!
Chang
To: Justice@dragons_4_prez.com
From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
Subject: Re: Injustice!
<snickers> I hid your katanas!! You'll never find them. NEVER!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!!
But I didn't touch your Nataku. XP
**Wolf**
To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
From: Justice@dragons_4_prez.com
Subject: Please?
Return my katanas…please? I'll, um. Buy you Pocky?
Chang
To: Justice@dragons_4_prez.com
From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
Subject: Re: Please?
DONE!! Two katanas for forty boxes of Pocky!
**Wolf**
To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com
From: Justice@dragons_for_prez.com
Subject: Nataku.
Nataku help us.
Chang