Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ I'll be E-mailing My Love to You ❯ Now it's serious...! ( Chapter 3 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: Justice@dragons_for_prez.com

Subject: Is our suffering not enough!?

Oh no, it's not bad enough that you had to paint Nataku pink and steal my katanas, but you had to send that crazy onna AYAMI over with my katanas. It took me an hour to pry her off of my arm! Damn you, you kisama!

Chang

To: Justice@dragons_for_prez.com

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Re: Is our suffering not enough!?

(thinks) Nope. I must make you suffer more!! >=D

**Wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

Subject: Really…

You never know when to stop, do you? It wasn't enough that I was trying to kill you and that you narrowly escaped by jumping down a laundry chute (which I will have to remember to cover next time) but you have to drive Wufei into attempting ritual suicide. He was just about to work up the courage to drive his katana in his gut before Duo stopped him…You must try harder next time.

Yuy

To: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: (pout) Re: Really…

Hey, unlike you, Mr. PerfectDeath, I have no experience in driving people to committing ritual suicide. I didn't mean to…I want my Pocky…

**Wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

Subject: Sending the Pocky

Heero and I will be delivering Pocky to location 103 Bishonen Street at 1600 hours.

Sincerely,

Trowa Barton

To: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Re: Sending the Pocky

Thanks, Tro!! Wuv youuuuuu! (glomps)

**Wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

Subject: …

Sincerely,

Trowa Barton

To: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: … Re: …

…I've determined that you hate me…

Therefore the world hates me.

**Wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

Subject: … Re: …Re: ….

That's not true. Just because I dislike being "glomped", which is in fact not a real word, does not mean that I hate you. Um, you're very nice. Quite hyperactive, but nice. Can't say quite sweet because you do have a tendency to hit people a lot.

Sincerely,

Trowa Barton

To: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: 9.9 Re: … Re:… Re: …

Oh, that boosts my ego SOOO much, Tro. Grand, just grand…I think I'll go eat some ramen…

**Wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

Subject: I can't believe I'm doing this…

But since you seem rather depressed lately…uh, I guess this is the best way to put it. Heero and I would like to bring you out to a movie and dinner tomorrow night. Is that all right?

Sincerely,

Trowa Barton

To: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Re: I can't believe I'm doing this…

(big smile) awww, Tro!!!! You always know what cheers me up! *hugs*

**Wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

Subject: …

Stop it. Please.

Sincerely,

Trowa Barton

To: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Thankeee!

It was loads of fun!! I love "The Lord of the Rings". I know you and Hee-chan liked it, too, for a much different reason…^_~ Erm, I guess it was a bad idea to leave Wuffers with Ayami and Duo with Hachinoko…eh…? ^^;;;; Has Wufei regained consciousness yet?

**Wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com

Subject: *sniffle*

You hate us don't you? You hate me and Wu-chan. That's the only reason you would tell Ayami and Hachinoko where we are…you hate us!

>>Duo<<

To: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Re: *sniffle*

O.o;;; I don't hate you!! I don't know how they found out, either. Oh wait. I sent Ayami over with the Pocky…and then told her that I would be out with Trowa and Heero. ^^;;;; sorry, I forgot…

**Wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com

Subject: Oy vey…

I have half a mind to ask the other guys to move. The other half wants to set up an ultra-security system. XP Including mean watchdogs, mines, and other explosive devices.

>>Duo<<

To: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Re: Oy vey…

Isn't that a liiiitle bit excessive? After all, they're just two over-fanatical fan girls. ^^; (and my two best friends, to boot) pleeze don't kill them?

**Wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com

Subject: Ok…

I'll give them ONE MORE CHANCE and then I'm ordering those super-kawaii mini mines. ^.^ They're so cute.

>>Duo<<

To: dragons_shini@boys_rule.com

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Oh dear.

Crazy, man, Crazy. That rocks! XD

**Wolf**

To: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net, PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Come on, guys.

You guys are perfect together. Please please PLEASE just come out and say you guys like each other already!

**Wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

Subject: …thanks.

Wolf…I don't know how, I don't know why, but Heero has just proposed to me. And I have accepted. Maybe it was your e-mail, but Wolf…thank you very much.

Sincerely, with love,

Trowa Barton

To: ClownTears@bloomcircus.net

From: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

Subject: Re: …thanks.

You're really welcome. Duo told me you guys have a mission coming up. Do me a favor…? Stay alive.

**Wolf**

To: WolfPilot06@unibangs4ever.com

From: PerfectDeath@soldiers.com

Subject: Of course.

We will.

Yuy