Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Isle of the dead ❯ Isle of the dead, snorers, sleep talkers and dead clocks ( Chapter 4 )

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Warnings: The same as before

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Isle of the dead!

Chapter Four: Isle of the dead, snorers, sleep talkers and dead clocks!

The Gundam Pilots were in the room, of Wufei and Duo, the girls shared a room, but right now, the five pilots were having one of their informal meetings. They had to wait for an hour so that Duo could finish his bath. Well the bath took 15 minutes; it was the hair that took time!

"Duo Maxwell, get out, NOW!" Heero said banging the door.

"Maxwell, are you trying to drown yourself in there?" Wufei yelled "If you are then take your time" This reply of his was given a reply by Quatre with a pillow in Wufei's head.

"Oww"

Heero kept on banging the door, with his head now, due to frustration. Duo was getting annoyed now, when he FINALLY came out, Heero who has hitting his head against the door, hit his head on the floor.

"Stay clam Heero, you'll get your revenge, and when you do, by Zero, it will be his worst nightmare" Heero thought to himself.

The meeting:

"Everyone except Quatre did see those things, right?"

"Right"

"Is it possible that those "things" are behind the disappearances?" Quatre said looking at the others with a I -don't-believe-you-expression

"It's possible and impossible" Heero said thoughtfully.

"Talk sense Yuy" Wufei demanded.

"I'm saying that maybe these things are just a prank, a hoax, or…." Heero said trailing off

"Or they are true?" Duo asked. They all thought for a moment.

"NAH" they concluded

"Definitely a prank!" Wufei said settling back in his chair.

"If yes then I'd like to meet the genius behind it all" Duo said his eyes sparkling. Heero, Quatre, and Wufei stared at him.

"What?" He asked innocently.

"You mean it isn't you???" Heero said still staring at him, disbelievingly.

"WHAT?!" Duo said surprised.

"When Heero said possible, he meant it was a prank, and you have made us believe that you are the prank master, so how can you say it's not you?" Quatre asked.

"How can you say IT IS ME, I never came to this place as long as I have lived, besides, the disappearances have been going on for 200 years, how can you say its ME" Duo said savagely.

"I thought maybe you planned this prank for the time being, and were we talking about the disappearances?" Quatre asked.

"Calm down Duo, I was just pulling your leg" Heero said, trying to stop himself from grinning. Bugging Duo was fun. He Heero Yuy had found a medium to annoy the God of annoyance himself.

"Yeah, stop hyperventilating, in my face" Wufei said. "So there is a better prankster than DUO out here in the woods" Wufei said with a grin.

"NO WAY!! I'm THE ONLY BEST PRANSTER AROUND!!!" Duo cried.

"RIIIIGHT" The other three said in union.

"Hmph" Duo said pouting.

"Let's just forget this whole episode, if these zombies/things come back, we'll be ready for them" Heero said.

"Yes, right now, get some sleep" Wufei said yawning.

"Okay, but Heero, if you snore, I'll kick you out the room" Quatre said.

"Riight" Heero said not believing him.

"I'm serious!!"

Wufei looked at Duo who was dozing off as well.

"If you snore, scream or especially sleep talk, I'll throw you out the window again" Wufei said.

"Whatever" Duo said pulling the covers over his head.

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In Quatre's and Heero's room

"Heero STOP SNORING" Quatre cried, but his demands were immune to the pilot 01's ears who slept happily. It was rare that he slept peacefully. Quatre stuffed pillows in his ears but it didn't work, he pushed Heero off his bed so as to shut him up, but he was greeted with a gun pointed at his head. For someone who was sleeping peacefully, he sure was alert.

Duo and Wufei's room
"Maxwell, please, I implore you, have mercy on my ears" Wufei said also covering his ears. Duo was sleep talking, again, muttering something about the spoons are taking over the world. Wufei by now was hitting his head against the pillows. He got up, went over to the next room where Quatre was, surprisingly, he met Quatre on the door as well.

"You are having a problem too?" Wufei asked.

"Heero's snoring too loudly, I can't sleep" Quatre said squinting his eyes,

"Duo's sleep talking; I guess we know what that means"

"We either dump one of them into the others room!" Quatre said. "So who's lighter?"

"Definitely Heero" Wufei said.

"Nah, he has steel for muscles, if we drag Duo out, it wont matter since he's half dead when he sleeps" Quatre suggested.

"An excellent proposition Winner" Wufei said happy at the thought of getting some sleep. "Now I know why you're a good business man"

"Why thank you"

After dragging Duo to the next room and heaving him up the bed, the night proceeded peacefully and quietly in one room. All four happy pilots slept with happy dreams of destruction running through their heads. Excluding Quatre.

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The next morning, five clocks rang in five bedrooms.

"OMAE O KOROSU CLOCK" Heero yelled as he shot the clock dead and hit it on Duo's head who was snoring softly.

"ITAI!!! WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR!!! Hello, what are you doing here" Duo asked rubbing his head

"What are YOU doing here?" Heero asked.

"I ASKED YOU FIRST" Duo yelled.

"INJSTICE, THAT CLOCK MUST BE KILLED" Wufei cried. He reached for his katana, and jumped over to Quatre's bed who woke up hearing Wufei yell, seeing that their was an angry Wufei wielding a katana over his head, Quatre screamed

"AHHHHHHHHHHH! GET OFF YOU CLOCK MURDERER!"

"MWAHAHAHA!!! Evil clock" Wufei said, Quatre kicked him in the shins and he fell forward.

"Jesus, those morons are eager to kill each other before dawn" Hilde said angrily from underneath her blankets. Relena, who was greatly annoyed by the unpleasant sounds, grabbed Hilde by the collar of her night shirt and dragged her out. The g-boys room was situated opposite to theirs.

"You might need this" Relena said handing Hilde a baseball bat, she herself was holding one, Relena's eyes flashed with anger as she made her way towards the room occupied by Heero and Duo. Hilde went to the other.

"WILL YOU TWO FRICKIN MORONS SHUT UP BEFORE I CLOBBER YOU TO DEATH" Relena yelled as she barged into Heero and Duo's room who stared at her in awe. The princess, who was the advocate of peace, the princess who brought the world towards PEACE, was in the corridor, wearing her Pj's wielding a baseball bat and she CURSED them.

"Uhhhhhhhhhh, ok" They both said.

"BACK TO SLEEP" She yelled before leaving. After she had left.

"She's scary" Duo mumbled.

"Agreed" Heero said.

Back to Hilde who just happened to open the door, saw Quatre yelling obscenities at Wufei who was being strangled by the sheets.

"Umm, guys could you lower your voices?" Hilde asked politely.

"Ok" They both said and went back to fighting each other, quietly.

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Raven: YES! I MANAGED TO WRITE ANOTHER CHAPTER!

Duo: That to after two years, I think.

Raven: Big deal, I did write it didn't I! The next chapter, is there a really good prankster than Duo.

Duo: NO THERE IS NOT!

Raven: Is too!

Duo: is not

Raven: is too

*fight continues*

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