Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Isle of the dead ❯ Whomping willow and ressurections ( Chapter 3 )

Raven: Oh yeah, another chapter

Duo: Are you sure you're not the narrator

Raven: Yes I'm sure I' m not!

Warnings: Same thing as before, me have nothing against Relena, but for this fic I have to be evil.

Isle of the dead!

Chapter 3: Whomping Willow and Resurrections!

"OH! I'm stuffed" Duo said as he plopped down on his bed.

"How wonderful, we can substitute you for the thanksgiving turkey" Wufei said, after hearing Duo moan for the third time, being comrades with him was bad enough, but sharing a room was too much, he wanted to get away from him.

"Duo, Wufei we need to go back and get our luggage from the car" Quatre said heading towards his room.

"I thought we brought our luggage with us" Duo said straightening his back.

"Yeah but that was the luggage with all the guns and other accessories" Quatre replied lowering his voice and blushing a bit

"What other accessories?" Wufei asked.

"Ahh, our underpants, Heero didn't trust Relena with our…ahem… private stuff, so he put it in a place where she wouldn't look and would be least interested" Quatre said blushing furiously.

"Big deal I can sleep in these clothes" Duo said lazily.

"Oh no you don't, I you don't take a bath I'll chuck you out the window" Wufei said in a threatening tone.

"I dare you to" Duo said laying down on the bed, with arms crossed behind his head and closing his eyes.

With that said Wufei stood up, grabbed the American by the collar and chucked him out the window. But do not fear dear reader; our favorite braided pilot was saved, by whom? He landed right on top of Relena. With exception of being hurled out to a nearby tree and be showered by scratches and bruises.

Duo looked around to see what he landed on, whatever it was, it was soft, and before Relena could figure out what had happened to her, he had scrambled of.

Back in the room, Quatre was giving Wufei a lecture on how rude he was to throw Duo out the window, and especially, on purpose was aimed at a tree. But did Wufei care, nooo!

"Well, if he comes back, he will need to have a bath right" Wufei added with glee. Quatre was however still shocked at the blunt pilot.

"Okay Wufei, you win I'll take a bath, since I need one now" Duo said startling both the blond and Egg head (Wufei) with his abrupt appearance.

Duo took a survey of his braid; there were leaves upon leaves on it. But he was gonna take his revenge out, somehow.

"Heero's coming right" Wufei asked.

"Right, but I don't seem to find him anywhere" Quatre replied.

"Just look somewhere where Relena won't" Duo said brushing of the excess leaves.

There was a moment of silence, Duo then turned around walking towards the drawer where they kept their…private stuff…strained to open it, but it was stuck.

"Coast is clear" he said. Then opened it with ease, he saw Heero cramped inside a little drawer, Quatre came to help him get out.

"What the hell made me agree to let us bring her along" Heero said straitening his back with a sickening crack.

"Please Heero, some of us just had our dinner" Duo said turning away.

"You don't think I had anything!! I feel as if my intestines were all jumbled up" He replied

"Yuy, aren't you watching a bit too much of reality TV's operations" Wufei said with a disgusted look on his face.

"Hn! What happened to you, you look like the whomping willow" Heero added with a smirk looking at Duo.

"Don't even ask" Duo said brushing of some more leaves.

"Well if we don't get our stuff back by sunset, we'll be lost in the forest" Quatre said looking out the window.

"Let's go then" Wufei said going out the door.

"Come on whomping willow" Heero said grabbing Duo, who was still shedding leaves, by the arm.

Mysterious Narrator

As the four boys and two girls headed to wards the half sunken jeep, a supernatural force was waiting for their arrival, to display its majestic magic of retrieving someone from the dead, MWAHAHAHAHAH.

"That narrator is getting on my nerves" Duo said looking skywards.

"Who the hell are you talking to?" Heero said with a look that stated Duo's- gone- mad.

"Mind your own business" Duo said, a little embarrassed.

"We'll pair up" Quatre said.

"I'll go with Wu-wu" Duo said.

"NOO" Wufei cried.

"Okay then I'll go with Quatre" Hilde said voluntarily

"That leaves…" Duo said trailing of as Heero gave him the famous death glare, already a bit flushed with anger of getting stuck with Relena.

Mysterious narrator

So they all set off in different directions. Each unaware of what awaited them, poor souls.

"Hey Wu-wu you sure it was this way?" Duo asked looking around.

"Maxwell only fools about sure about things" Wufei said jumping over a bush.

"You sure about that?" Duo said.

"Absolutely" Wufei said.

(A/N: Baka!)

Elsewhere…

"Quatre I don't think it was this way" Hilde said.

"Don't confuse me" Quatre said, "I'm beginning to doubt myself"

"Confucius said, he who knows nothing doubts nothing" Hilde said

"Well I know nothing, but still I doubt myself" Quatre said thoughtfully.

"Oh bother" Hilde said looking around into the abyss of the jungle.

Elsewhere again, with Relena

"Relena for the hundredth time stop walking to close to me, you are going to make me…ooff"

"Trip" Relena said thoughtfully

"Exactly" Heero said finishing his sentence…………… in the mud.

Back to Duo and Wufei

"Now let me get this straight, you hear a bear, you drag me up a tree, and jump to the next one, after a while you tell me to jump, and this is the end result" Duo said hanging upside down a tree with good old Wuffles next to him.

"You Idiot, I told you NOT to jump" Wufei said

"Well could I hear you with all those leaves in your mouth" Duo snapped back

"Well is it my fault that your hearing isn't well" Wufei said.

"Well it isn't my fault that you landed on your wrong foot on the wrong branch and got stuck!!!" Duo said crossing his arms with a scowl on his face, "Were three feet away from the jeep, someone has to get us down" he said hopefully.

"But who the heck is smart enough to go three feet AWAY from the jeep?!" Wufei said crossing his arms, he looked like a possum, as for Duo, he looked like an oversized leaf, or an overgrown bat, with lots of leaves. They pondered over this question; there was a long pause then

"Heero" they said at the same time assuring themselves, and tried to make themselves as comfy as possible. (Yeah right)

Back to Heero and Relena

"Heero I think the car northwards" Relena said

"No Relena, it's this way" Heero said pointing towards the opposite side.

"But..."

"LISTEN I'M THE EXPERIENCED ONE SO I SAY THAT IT IS THIS WAY" Heero shouted. He went ahead without her and came back after a while, all bruised and injured.

"I was trying to tell you that that way led to a cliff" Relena said and headed towards the north, with a grumbling Heero behind her.

Duo and Wufei

"Wufei, all my blood is moving towards my head" said a now very red Duo; he looked over to Wufei who was still in his possum position.

"Man how stubborn can you get?" Duo asked but Wufei still didn't move, suddenly, the clear night started to swirl with dark grey clouds, they formed a hole in the middle, Wufei had now woken up and watched as the clouds moved faster, then suddenly a yellowish-blue light zapped out of it and disappeared in the pond a little bit far from them.

"What was that?" Duo asked forgetting that the blood was rushing into his head. Wufei remained quite, typical.

The water started bubbling, and something came out of it, what came out was barely visible.

"Mmmmhhhaaaaaa" came a zombie like voice.

"Wufei I know you're hungry but let's not over do it" Duo said to Wufei who was a little white. He had heard that type of sound, in movies. But he didn't believe it. It couldn't be possible.

"It was not my stomach" Wufei said whose attention was now diverted to the creaking sound of the branches.

"Duo, how much did you eat today" Wufei asked dreading the answer.

"Dunno, pretty much, I feel a bit sick now" he said casually

"MAXWELL YOU IDIOT" Wufei cried. With that the branches broke and they fell.

"Ow! Wufei, since when were you so bony?" Duo said getting up to see Wufei, a very white Wufei in front of him.

"What's wrong?" Duo questioned, he got up and went over to Wufei who was fixed at the thing Duo fell on.

"Mmmmhhhaaaaaa" the thing said.

"Umm! Wuffles do tell me that was your stomach" Duo asked as one of his eyebrows started to twitch, turning around to stare at the thing. The thing got up on its wobbly knees as the two pilots could see what the thing was

"AHHHH" They gave a short shout.

The pond started to bubble as more zombies came out, and after them. They turned to run and bumped into another zombie, this time it was a long scream

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Mysterious narrator

Duo and Wufei ran and ran, as the zombies behind them grumbled and moaned. MWAHAHAHAHA.

"WILL YOU SHUT UP" Duo yelled at the narrator

"Who the hell are you yelling at?" Wufei inquired. Duo just kept quite and saved his energy for running.

Relena and poor Heero heard the screams, but they continued on with their work of unloading the stuff. They had found the car opposite to where the pond was located as well as Duo and Wufei. Heero had been mad at how Relena had found the car

"It's easy; if you have a good nose you could smell the odor of your deodorant Heero" She smiled slyly.

Heero turned red; no wonder why she always sneaked into his bathroom. Oh she's very good, Heero thought, grimly.

"Mmmmhhhaaaaaa" the zombie's voice came from the bushes.

"Heero make your stomach stop grumbling" Relena said, head in the car. Heero had stopped working and switched to his proper Heero Yuy- Gundam pilot mode. The bushes rustled and out came the zombie. Heero stared in awe at the object; stepping quietly aside he let the zombie first scare Relena as he called out to her

"Oh Relena" he said in his sweetest voice. If that was possible.

"Wha! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed like an onna. When he had his little fun Heero shot at the horrible beast. He now turned to a very white Relena. And smiled like he never did before.

Just then something could be heard in the bushes. Heero whipped out his gun ready to shoot. He went closer and peered into the bushes

"AHHHHHHHHHHH" Duo and Wufei screamed simultaneously.

"What are you doing?" Heero asked.

"Hiding" Duo said coming out.

"From…you wouldn't understand" Wufei said. If he told Heero about the zombie, he'll think he was crazy, but he was surprised when Heero replied

"Zombies"

"Yeah! You saw one to" Duo said

"Why else do you think she's white" Heero said pointing towards a very white Relena.

"YES WE FOUND THE CAR" Quatre shouted from afar

"Thanks to me" Hilde said.

"Yeah! That to" Quatre said sheepishly.

"Well now that we're back together in one piece, pick up your bags and lets go" Heero said marching left.

"Right, I'll be happy to get out of here" Duo said.

"For once I agree with you" Wufei said.

Raven: Editing chapters is not hard, but writing a new chapter is hard. So, If you will, please bear with me!!!