Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Lord of the Gundams ❯ Lord of the Gundams Fellowship of the Gundam ( Chapter 1 )

<Authors Notes: When I first saw Lord of the Rings in the theatre last year, I wanted to do a GW parody of it. But for one reason or another, I couldn't. Now with the second movie coming out, I thought I'd start writing it. Hope you enjoy!

Note: The script I found off of a website which was hosting it on behalf of the Unofficial Lord Of The Rings Website>

(Dorothy voicing as Galadriel:)

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. (Dun, dun, dun!)

Dorothy/Galadriel:

It began with the forging of the Mobile Suits of Power.

(Miscellaneous soldiers look up at the mecha and cheer. Suddenly a mecha steps on them.)

Dorothy: (using the zero system)

Stop cheering. I'm trying to tell a story here!

"Medic!"

Dorothy:

Ahem, Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.

Zech:

*Flicks back his long hair* How fitting that I'm an elve.

Heero:

*Off scene* Zech-I mean Legolas, you don't come in yet.

Zech:

Oh yeah…

Heero:

Ditzy blonde.

Zech:

What was that?!

Dorothy:

Seven were given to the Dwarves, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.

Duo is seen sleeping.

Dorothy:

…Somebody poke him!

Duo:

*Gets poked* Huh? Wha? *whisper, whisper* What I'm a Dwarve! That totally sucks!

Wufie:

*Off scene* Just shut up, do the cheer and go back to sleep till Gimli comes into the movie.

Duo:

When's that gonna be?

Wufie:

How the hell should I know? This is a stupid movie about a weak magic ring!

Heero:

I thought it was a Gundam

Wufie:

Ring, Gundam, Whatever! I don't care! Where's my coffee!? *walks away grumbling about coffee and weak women*

Dorothy:

…And nine, nine mechas were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these Mobile suits was bound the power and the will to rule each race. But they were all of them deceived, for deep in the land of Mordor, the Dark Lord Sauron forged another mecha, a master Molbile suit, and into this ring-I mean Mobile suit- he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate every living thing.

Quinze:

Ahahaha! *Begins prancing around* I lord Sauron shall be invincible with my prescious ring! I shall be all-powerful and Milardo shall not be able to resist me!

Zech:

What!?

Heero:

It's not a ring it's a Gundam!

Dorothy:

One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring, but there were some who resisted. A last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the very slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth. Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone.

Heero:

Gundam!

Dorothy:

Whatever!

SAURON/Quanze:

*appears, crushing a dozen MEN with each blow of his huge mace.* Weee this is fun! *starts prancing around* (In sing song voice)I am Quinze-I mean Sauron. Leader of White fang- I mean my Ork army. Lets destroy middle earth!

Zech: *off camera* You're acting really sucks…

GALADRIEL/Dorothy: (V.O.)

It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father's sword.- where's our Isildoor?!

Trieze:

(gets kicked onto the scene) Huh, wha? I thought I was supposed to play Sarumon

Heero as Isildoor's dead father:

Pssst. You're supposed to be Ilisdoor too.

Trieze:

Heero, I thought you didn't come in till later. Want some candy? *suddenly pulls out tray of candy and offers it. *

Heero:

Budget cuts. I'm actually going to be playing several charcters throughout this film. And no. I absolutely do not want your candy.

Trieze:

Fine then! More candy for me! It is I Isildoor! Sauron! I shall not allow you to continue! *ISILDUR picks up sword, SAURON breaks it, but ISILDUR uses the broken blade to cut off SAURON'S fingers, and the RING.*

Quinze/Sauron:

Ahh! You cut off my swearing finger!

Dorothy/Galadriel:

Hey that's not in the script!

Dorothy/GALADRIEL: (V.O.)

And Sauron, enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The Gundam passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the Gundam of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death.

Trieze/Isildoor: *ISILDUR attacked by goblins, dies in the river, and the Gundam is lost in the water.* Ah, man this really sucks! *Dies*

Dorothy/GALADRIEL: (V.O.)

And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. For two and a half thousand years, the Gundam passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, the Gundam ensnared another bearer.

Tuborov/GOLLUM finds the Gundam in the riverbed.

Tuberov/GOLLUM:

My Precious, my own. Oh how I love my mobile dolls!

Heero:

It's not a mobile doll, it's a Gundam.

Tuberov:

Shut up! I've inserted the mobile doll system into the Gundam Mwahaha!

Duo:

You Bastard!

Dorothy/GALADRIEL: (V.O.)

The Gundam came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels under the Misty Mountains, and there it consumed him.

Tuberov/GOLLUM

My mobile doll came to me, my own, my love, my Precious.

Dorothy/GALADRIEL (V.O.)

The Gundam gave to Gollum unnatural uglyness. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind, and in the gloom of Gollum's cave it waited. Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear,-

Duo:

Was it the teletubies? *Suddenly gets stepped on by mobile suit* Guess not…

Dorothy:

Stop interrupting me! That goes for everybody!

Dorothy/Galadriel:

Anyway, the Ring-I mean Gundam of Power perceived that its time had come. It abandoned Gollum, but then something happened that the gundam did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, of the Shire.-

Heero/BILBO:

*Grumles* Why do I have to Be Bilbo? Of all people! (yells monotonely) *Grumbles some more* What's this? A Gundam!

Tuberov/GOLLUM:

Lost! My Precious Mobile doll is lost!

Duo:

It's not a doll anymore it's a gundam, Dumbass!

Tuberov:

Who said that?! *holds up gun*

Duo:

I ah… It was him! *Points to Trieze then runs off*

Gunshota are heard.

Dorothy/GALADRIEL *Gets angry and sends mobile dolls after the ones who interrupted her* Die all who interrupt me! A hahaha!-I Mean, the time will soon come when hobbits will shape the fortunes of all.

To be continued