Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Male or female? ❯ Chapter Two ( Chapter 2 )

Author's Note: I have decided I will continue with the story seeing as how much people like it. I have a funny feeling though that this story is going to be a long one.

Ahhhh . . . there is going to be yuri and yaoi in future chapters, so people if you're against yuri and yaoi please do not read.

I'd also like to thank my beta reader Nekocin for helping me out with my story and her help when it came to spelling and grammar mistakes. THANK YOU!!!

Disclaimer: I do not in any way own Gundam Wing or it's characters and if I did, would I be writing this story?

Male of Female?

Chapter Two

I stalked out of the shower not entirely happy at Wufei's intrusion. The moment I moved he came back to life, blinked a couple of times, then stumbled out of the bathroom like he was drunk and managed to trip over the threshold. A sound more like a squeak and the grunt of near death escaped him but somehow came out wrong with his face buried in the ocean carpet. He scrambled up and ran out as fast as his legs could take him.

I frowned as I put on a bath robe, I don't know exactly what I was feeling, kinda numb I guess, that my secret was now out in the open, after all these years of no one suspecting anything it felt surreal, like it wasn't real.

I walked calmly out of the bathroom and found Wufei standing in the middle of the room, as if he couldn't quite believe what he had seen.

I watched him, making sure he didn't reach for the door and tell the others. He turned to me, an angry glint in his eyes.

"You're a woman.' He said as if he still couldn't quite believe it.

I shrugged, well duhhh . . . It was obvious wasn't it?

"I thought you never lied?" he accused, his tone clearly mocking me.

"I don't."

His eyes widened and nearly popped out at the sound of my voice and I could hear him chocking. I think he was expecting a female voice because my voice still sounded very much like Duo, a very male Duo. He blanched, not quite sure if I was really male or female.

"Did you get a sex change or something?" he asked uneasily but his gaze was steady, as if saying you're a moron for getting one. He thought I was a male to begin with!

I laughed, I couldn't help it!

Wufei growled, "Answer the question!" he barked.

"Naw, Wu-man! I could ask you the question of what you were doing in my bathroom in the first place! You weren't by any chance hoping to perv on a male me, perhaps?" I asked wagging an eyebrow.

Wufei turned red and his fists clenched before taking a step forward, threateningly and gritted. "I came to inform you, that you got a call from some female, who is at the moment waiting for you to pick up the vid-phone. And you need not question my masculinity, I'm very much normal but from what I saw your definitely not normal."

Why that fucking asshole, I'm not normal? What did he mean by that?

O.k. I admit, a human being with a female body and a male voice, would not be considered as normal, but this isn't my real voice you know!

I growled at him and he growled back by this time we were circling each other as lions stalking it prey. The next thing I knew Wufei had grabbed hold of my hair and was pulling and I was holding onto his ponytail. We were both bent over back wards, growling at each other like wounded animals that was being plucked with alarming vorasity. Our hands buried in each other's hair, pulling and ripping out hair.

"Let go!" I yelled, "LET GO!!"

"No!" cried Wufei with a victory cry.

"Yes!"

"NO!"

"YES!" and pulled hard. My god what kind of hair does he have?! I'm pulling and it's not coming out!!

"Ahhhhhhhh . . . . !!!!!!!!!!" Wufei cried and retaliated by pulling more of my hair out.

"Fucken HELLLLL . . . .!!!!" I shrieked

"Let go!" yelled Wufei

"No!!"

"Yes!!"

"IT'S PAY BACK TIME!!"

"Nooooo . . .!!"

"Yessssss . . . .!!"

By this time, we were leading each other around like a dog on a leash. Growling and throwing punches at each other.

I tripped, having caught my foot on a rug and down we went like dominoes, except we still had a grip on eachother's hair.

"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . . . . . !!!!" we yelled simultaneously "LET GO!!"

"NO! . . ."

" MY HAIR!!!"

We wrestled, swinging punches but somehow always missing.

I froze and Wufei took that opportune moment to swing a punch landing on my eye.

Sweat Jesus Christ! My eye! And I couldn't do anything because Wufei was between my legs, my robe was wide open and my hand were buried in his hair and I was not sure as how to get my hands out.

I was in deep shit.

Wufei froze having realized what position we were in. Yeah, no shit how long did it take him to notice that?

His eyes grew wide and then I felt it. My God he was growing a stiffy!

I couldn't take it anymore, I grabbed his head and quickly brought it down to mine.

SMACK!

I head butted him.

Wufei fell off me and groaned, his hand letting go of my hair.

I quickly shook my hands out of his hair and rolled away, staring blankly at the ceiling.

I think, I was in shock. We were pulling each other's hair for Christ sake! That just didn't seem right!.

O.k. We've chased each other around a lot but there wasn't any hair pulling!!.

I swallowed and looked at Wufei, who was staring at the ceiling in horror, it was then that I really saw him. OH MY GOD!!! He looked terrible, his hair looked like an electric shock had gone through it!

I looked around and noticed the mess we had just made and then I saw it. There lying only a few meters away from me was a huge glump of chocolate brown hair.

MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!

I quickly reached up for my hair or what remained of it, hoping to god that I that it was still there. I couldn't bear to think of what I must have looked like!

We didn't say anything, we were still very much in shock, and then I heard chuckling. I looked sharply at him, (as the sound could only come from him,) he was laughing! He was mad! He was rolling on the floor collecting bits of hair all over his body as his body shook with laughter. God, he was insane!

"Your mad," I whispered watching in horror but that only made him laugh harder.

I could feel my lips twitch in response but I was determined to be the sane one in this mad situation.

"L-look at you!" he gasped past his laughter, still rolling on the floor.

Look at me? LOOK AT ME?!! What about him? I'm not the one covered in hair, or had Frankenstein's hair do! Or did I? Now I wasn't really quite sure. I took another look at him and chuckled at the scene and then I was laughing aloud, I couldn't help it! Why did I have to be the sane one! That was usually Wufei's job! Not mine!. I guess I could say that Wufei was not the only one rolling around in hair.

When we finally calmed down, we lay there struggling to catch our breath back, our loud breathing could be heard for miles (Well it sounded that way to me!) and I was all relaxed with my big silly grin on my face.

"I don't believe it," Wufei muttered

"Believe what?" I asked, because there was a lot of things that had happened that I wouldn't believe either.

"That you're a woman." He said, the disbelief clearly evident in his tone.

"So what?"

"So what?! SO WHAT?!!! I'll tell you so what. I have spent the last ten years believing you were a male!"

His got me there. "Ummmm . . .sorry?" I asked weakly.

He sighed resignatly and grunted. "So what do you really sound like?" he asked quietly

I paused, I had never used my real voice around the others and I didn't know if I wanted to start now. I shrugged, why not? Since I couldn't come up with an answer to that question, I decided I might as well.

"Like this," I said in my real voice, it was high as any female voice only it had a husky edge to it.

Wufei closed his eyes as he listened to it, as if memorizing it. He opened his black eyes and looked at me. 'You have a beautiful voice," he said. "But do you know that your breasts are showing?" he asked amused, his eyes flickering over my boobs.

I simply shrugged and righted the robe. I had no modesty when it came to being nude. Wufei noticed it and watched me curiously. I have to admit that I have never felt this relaxed before around anyone, I couldn't imagine why I should feel like this around Wufei.

"Does any of the others know?" he asked lying back so that he was staring at the ceiling.

I shook my head and winced. Ouch . . . that hurt! "No, just you." I replied. "Promise me you won't tell the others?" I pleaded, turning my large violet eyes at him.

Wufei was still staring at the ceiling, his arms folded behind his head and paused as if thinking about it. "I promise."

There was silence as we both relaxed, not really bothering to get up.

A knock sounded on my bedroom door. "Guy's is everything O.k.?" Quatre asked, his voice clearly sounding through the door.

We both stiffened and stared at each other in horror.

NOW, what do we do?

Author's Note: Thought they were going to kiss, ha? ::cackles evilly:: too bad . . .