Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Male or female? ❯ Chapter Three ( Chapter 3 )

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Male or Female?

Chapter Three

NOW, what do we do?

"Guys! Is everything okay?" Quatre repeated and knocked on the door again.

Shit, SHIT!! We both scrambled up and looked wildly around. The place was a mess and we both looked like hell. Shit!

What do we do? I was jumping up and down, looking wildly at Wufei, he was the practical one what would he do? Wufei's eyes slid to the bathroom. I took one look at the bathroom and leaped towards it just as Wufei had shot towards it.

Fuckin hell, we were crammed in the door way!

"Damn it Wufei," I hissed. "I'm supposed to be in the shower!"

"You?!" He hissed back. "I need to use the toilet. Fucking woman want to watch me piss, ha?" he taunted.

I pulled away, glaring at him. "Fucking bastard." I sneered at him.

"Stupid bitch."

"Guys?!" Quatre yelled through the door. "I'm coming in!"

The door knob jiggled then turned slowly.

Damn! DAMN!! There was only one thing left to do, I realized and that was to . . . jump out the window!

The bathroom door slammed closed behind me and I ran towards one of the large windows in my room, keeping an eye on the door. I quickly and quietly opened the window and looked down. I can't see the ground!

The door squeaked slowly opened.

Oh, man! I climbed through the window, ignoring the fact that my robe was getting in the way and found to my relief a ledge. I carefully put my entire weight on it and crouched down as low as I could whilst holding on to the edge of the window. To me this was easy and I hadn't had this much fun in ages.

From my position I could see everything that was going on in the room and I waited for the door to swing wide open. Hey this position was better then hiding under the bed!

To my surprise Wufei shot out of the bathroom like his pants were on fire and slammed the door back closed, startling Q-man.

"Err . . . Duo?" Quatre asked uncertainly. "Um - is everything O.K.?"

I quickly scrambled back into my room causing Wufei to raise an eyebrow at my undignified hiding place. I gave him my middle finger showing my opinion of him. Take that asshole!

I walked quickly towards the door and spoke through it since there was no way in hell I was going to open it. "Yeah, Q-man. Everything's fine. Ummm . . . we don't want you to come in right now since it's kinda embarrassing." I said reverting back to my male voice.

I heard choked laughter from Quatre and scowled at the door, as if it was the doors fault that I was in this mess. Which it was, seeing as, if the door was locked in the first place I wouldn't be in this position! Wait a second wouldn't that be my fault as well?

"Sure. Ummm . . . Wufei wouldn't happen to have told you that there is somebody on the vid-phone for you?" Quatre asked the amusement clearly heard through his tone.

"Of cause, I did! I am not an incompetent!" Wufei barked causing Quatre to burst into laughter.

We both scowled at the door until we heard Quatre leave.

My curiosity over the mystery caller was beginning to get to me so I grabbed a brush and quickly ran it through my hair before plaiting it. Once I finished I tied the end up with an elastic band and walked to my bag before pulling out a black cotton shirt and a pair of black jeans. I dropped my robe not caring that Wufei was watching and pulled out a contraption that looked like a corset, except it was shaped like a male's torso and it's strings were set on the sides rather then the back. I quickly slipped it over my waist and chest and began to tie it up tight. Eradicating any evidence of a female chest. I also put on some underwear before pulling out another contraption. It was male jockeys except for one thing it had a balls patch. And it looked like the real thing too. I put it on and shifted around until I was comfortable and looked down. Yep, it looked like I had real balls. It even felt like the real thing.

I ignored the snorts of disgust from Wufei and put on my black jeans. I faced the mirror and smirked as I put on the shirt and buttoned it up, leaving two buttons undone. Man, was I gorgeous or what?

I was tall which added to my disguise as a male since it was rare for any female to be of six feet..

I turned to Wufei and grinned. "Well Wu-man what do you think?" I asked in my male voice as I did the cat walk in front of him. Sashaying my hips and strutting about.

Wufei folded his arms and glared at me, the contempt showing in his eyes.

I chuckled not in the least bothered and walked towards the vid-phone in my room before turning it on.

"Hilde!" I yelled happily when I saw her familiar face appear on the screen. God! I missed her.

"Duo!" Hilde cried happily before changing to anger "Well it's about time! Do you know how long I've been waiting?!" She demanded.

"Ahh . . . sorry Hilde, didn't mean to keep you waiting. No one told me it was you." I said in my most apologetic tone whilst sending a glare at Wufei, who smirked.

Hilde calmed and smiled. "That's okay. God how long has it been Duo?"

"Five years." I replied.

Hilde knew better then to question what I had done during those five years and even if she asked I wasn't prepared to answer.

She nodded her understanding and leaned forward, her eyes glittering with excitement. "Guess what?"

"What?"

"I'm coming over!" She squealed.

"When?"

"Soon." She replied vaguely, waving a hand in the air as if it were nothing. "I've gotta go, I talk to you soon. Bye!" And she was gone.

I grinned amused at her behaviour. Hilde was up to something.

Wufei snorted and I turned sharply at him. "What?!" I asked defensively. It's not like I did anything!

He glared at me then turned, opening the door and left.

"Pervert!" I yelled at his retreating back.

"Transvestite!"

"Asshole,' I muttered, glaring at the empty door way. Why did he have to yell out the obvious? There are people around you know!

I walked to the bathroom where I had left my boots and angrily shoved them on before leaving my bedroom. Damn! Was I hungry.

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The next morning I arrived at breakfast late as usual. Why wake up early when there was nothing to do? The greatest time of day was the morning where you could laze around without a care in the world.

The vast variety of food spread out on the table like a buffet had my mouth watering and I greedily soaked it all up.

I smiled at everyone, not really feeling like talking early in the morning and found a seat. Oh okay, I was still angry about last night. I quickly began to shovel food onto my plate not really caring that it was beginning to resemble a small mountain.

I could feel them staring at me as if surprised that I wasn't saying anything. I shifted uncomfortably in my seat and heard a snigger. Damn Wufei and his infernal humour, it was not funny!

"Duo, is there something wrong?" Quatre asked in concern.

"Naw, I'm just in lousy mood today." I replied and glared at Wufei. A wild urge to blow fire at him and watch him burn to a crisp consumed me but I couldn't since that would only happen in my dreams where all things are possible.

Wufei smiled smugly at my meaning and meticulously ate his food with a satisfied air.

Damn and curse the bastard!

I growled at him and his smile turned even more smug (if that was possible).

Everyone watched the interaction, curious as to what has gotten me in such a mood. There was no way in hell I'd admit that we were pulling each other's hair last night. Or . . . should I? Mmmmm . . . interesting.

A grin slowly appeared on my face.

Why should I care what the other's thought? If it meant getting rid of Wufei's smug looking smile I was willing to tell. Oh how I was willing to tell.

Wufei's smug smile vanished as he caught the look on my face and suddenly he didn't look so good.

"You wouldn't," he said quietly his eyes steady sending the message that if I did. My death would be slow.

"Wouldn't I?," I purred, not in the least deterred and raising an eyebrow. It was my turn to smugly dig into my food with a satisfied air.

Yummy . . . food.

My bad mood I realized had vanished.

After all Wufei would never be caught fighting like a woman that was just impossible, ridiculous, unbelievable, absurd.

Too bad there was a witness.

Me.

Damn! Blackmail could be very sweet when you're not at the end of it. I could make Wufei do anything I wanted. My imagination was going wild!

My but you are brilliant Duo, I thought, congratulating myself.

Wufei glared at me and before I knew what was happening a silver flash appeared in the air. I quickly tipped my chair back, holding onto the table with my foot as it flew past my nose and embedding itself into the wall behind me. I stared at the knife from my upside-down position, perfectly calm and tilted my head up glare at Wufei. "You pieces of SHIT! You almost took my nose off!!" I yelled as I pulled my chair back onto it's four legs. Stupid prick, idiot, chauvinistic asshole.

He smirked and resumed his eating.

I was still glaring at him when caught sight of my knife. It was pay back time. I picked up my knife and raised it -

- only to have my hand grabbed and slammed on to the table. I turned to whoever was holding my hand down and found myself glaring at Heero. "Let go!" I snapped, knowing my strength was nothing compared to his. I wondered if I was to bite his hand would he let go? I never got to find out because he let go.

He looked at me steadily, his blue eyes cold. "If this is about you pulling each other's hair then we already know." He stated bluntly before smirking. I blinked how did he do that? His expression changed from cold to laughter within seconds. I haven't seen anything like it. I think he saw the funny look I was giving to him because now he was smiling. Then it occurred to me what he had said.

"What?!" Wufei and I shouted simultaneously.

I felt a sense of dread consume me, did that mean they also knew what gender I am? I turned an accusing eye at Quatre. Did he put spy cameras in my room?

Quatre's eyes widened innocently and I narrowed my eyes. I did not trust those innocent eyes.

"How?" Wufei demanded indignantly.

All three of them grinned including Trowa (amazing) and they began to yell. "Let go!!, MY HAIR!!, Ahhhhhh . . . . .!!!!!"

Trowa chuckled, "We could hear you screaming."

Wufei's face reddened furiously and he reached for a knife and with a simple flick of his wrist, threw it at Trowa. Trowa simply tilted his head to the side as the knife sailed past. Nothing ever unnerved him. He ginned at Wufei. I blinked, amazing.

"Injustice!" Wufei hissed, "Can't people have some privacy around here?"

I was relieved, the dread melted away but that didn't still mean I trusted Quatre. Later I was going to do a thorough check of my room for bugs.

Suddenly Quatre's butler appeared. I watched curious. Heck, we were all watching him.

He bowed at Quatre. "Master Quatre, Miss Relena Peacecraft, Vice Foreign Minister is here, she's waiting in the hall"

Quatre smiled and nodded before standing up.

"Relena's here?!" I yelled happily. My eyes darting around the table. I haven't seen in her ages! And shot up from the table so that I was able to reach her first. I reached the large hall and caught sight of her. My, she has grown. But I was still taller.

"Relena!" I shouted.

Relena raised an eyebrow in amusement. "Duo," she said smiling.

I lunged at her, picking her up and swinging her in a circle. "Duo!" Relena yelled holding tightly onto me. Air! I need air! "Put me down!"

I laughed, putting her down -

- and kissing her.

She stiffened in shock her mouth opening a little so that I could slip my tongue in. I loved shocking Relena out of her polite exterior and it was always fun doing it. Her face would go in to shock, her mouth would open wide and her eyes would bulge, ready to pop out.

Pain suddenly exploded into my head. I quickly broke away, frantically reaching for my braid and my throbbing skull. "Let go!" I yelled thinking it was Relena. She staggered back still in shock before recovering and slapping me across the face. OUCH! Now my cheek throbbed!

But the slapping didn't bother me, it was the fact that she had both her hands by her side that got to me. Who was pulling my hair?

I turned . . . and saw . . .

"Wufei!" I yelled, outraged. "Fight like a man!'' I shouted at him as we pulled on each end of my braid. God damn it! We were tugga waring over my braid! My head still pained me from last night!

He growled at me furious that I was insulting his manhood and let go of my braid before ramming his fist into my stomach. I grunted not in the least put out and lunged at him. We slammed into each other at the same time forcing me against the wall and Wufei into pressing his body up against mine. We froze. How do we keep getting into these positions?!

"Ohh . . . you want me, ha, Wufei?" I sneered at him.

He sneered back at me as he pulled away. "I want you like I want men." His tone dripping with mockery.

"So why are you picking on me all of a sudden?" I asked defensively "All I did was kiss the princess not put my hand up her pussy."

Wufei grunted "It is dishonorable . . ." he said quietly barely moving his lips so that the others couldn't read his lips. " . . . that a woman would kiss another woman without informing her first that she was being kissed by one." He hissed between his teeth.

What?! Now I can't have any fun anymore? That's not fair! It won't hurt them as long as they didn't know! And Wufei becoming Mr. Justice on me. Damn, I thought he got over that!

"Fuckin hell!" I yelled before turning and stalking off -

- and caught sight of everyone watching us. I froze before recovering and glared at them. I was angry there was no other word for it. 'What are you looking at?' I snarled at them before stalking off.

I guess I didn't look very pretty then, I didn't know what was going through me. I just don't know, all I knew was that I lost it then and I needed to get away without hurting anyone around me. But how could I do that when my usuall methods of getting rid of my anger was fucking someone? It didn't matter. Male. Female. Fuck, I didn't care.

There was no one here that was worth fucking without ruining a friendship. Quatre and Trowa was evidence of that. It had taken them a long time to patch things up. The fact that they were still friends surprise me. Your thinking how do I know this? I may have disappeared for five long years but I always watched out for them. Heero was the only one I couldn't seem to trace. Perhaps it was better letting them think that I didn't know what was going on.

I walked around the place for a while not in the least worried that I might get lost. I always knew where I was going. I knew the place from the back of my hand. I always studied the buildings that I'd be staying in.

I admit that I came here to be close to them. My friends. To get away from my anger. Lately though I find myself hiding from myself. Denying what was really there. I had no love for myself contrary to popular belief. What I saw, disgusted me.

I saw a stranger who doesn't know who or what she is. Her past a simple memory. And I don't want to remember them. I've been running away from myself and I know that inside I'm a coward. A chicken who can't face up to the fact the she didn't know who she was anymore. So many identities, aliases, male, female.

I've lost myself somewhere and now I can't find it. Who am I?

I chuckled, amused at my stupid emotions and my psychoanalyse of myself. Why bother, I'll never find it. Whatever it is.