Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Mission Jusenkyo ❯ No Need for Hentais ( Chapter 7 )

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Yaten: Since this chapter is actually supposed to have a plot, I
decided that it was up to me to type it.

Hee-chan: And what is that supposed to mean?
Yaten: You have no clue what the word plot means!

Zel: She has the nerve to talk about other people with the way she
writes.

Yaten: Don't criticize until you try writing a story. Now on with the
story!

Disclaimer: I own nothing except for the plot and a few extras and
that's not something to brag about.

Authors Notes: This is a short chapter. But, I feel it important to
inform you, the end is coming. 1+2 (Can someone explain to me the
difference between 1+2 and 1x2, I don't get it) Translations at bottom
as usual.

Mission Jusenkyo

Chapter 7: No Need for Hentais

By: Yaten, Aisha, Zel, and Hee-chan

Relena's left eyebrow was twitching. She was getting sick of the scene
in front of her. So sick, she almost couldn't eat.

Heero and Duo kept sneaking looks at each other. Whenever they met
eyes, they would both look away and blush. Relena could take anything
else, but these stupid romantic looks were killing her. She vowed at
that moment, that Cupid would pay.

Keiji watched Ayako as she bent over her schoolwork. Ever since that
incident after-school, her boyfriend picked her up. Keiji hated being
showed up, he'd show that guy. Ayako would be his in the end.

Wufei was writing the assignment, when something hit her arm. Looking
over, she saw it was a note. She picked it up.

`Hey Misako,

How `bout meetin' me in the courtyard after lunch? I promise you'll
have a good time.

Wufei was pissed. Yeah she'd go to the courtyard, just so he could
show that hiretsukan that she was no weak onna. And, she remembered
bitterly, she was no onna by choice

*At the home they rented (since I didn't tell you about it before, I'm
telling you about it now)*

"Run that by me again?"

"An informer informed me, that Oz is coming to investigate the
springs"

"Why would they do that?"

"Plot contrivance, the hell if I know"

"Is this informer on the author's payroll?"

"Quack Quack Quack" Translation: I think the rain proves whose payroll
it is

"Author no Baka"

"Quack Quack!" Translation: Stop stealing my lines!

"Whatever Mr. Duckie!"

*At the courtyard*

Wufei wandered out, wondering where that hentai was. Then she spotted
him. Smiling, his teeth as yellow as the sun, he was kinda hard to
miss. It was then that Wufei recognized him. He was the guy that was
giving Duo problems. Well, Wufei vowed, she'd make him wish he'd never
heard the names Ayako and Misako.

"Well, I see ya weren't to chicken to meet me here."

"I'm not afraid of some baka hentai!"

Keiji took a step forward, this proved to be a fatal move. Wufei
punched him first breaking his nose. Then Wufei went for a drop
kick.*the cameras spun around ala Matrix style* This threw Keiji back
into the fountain.

Then Keiji did the ultimate of all stupidities, he got back up. Wufei
stood in stance waiting for him. Keiji weebled, wobbled, but he didn't
fall down. (I got this from something my dad always sings to himself)
Wufei realized that she was due back at the house soon; she had to
finish this guy off quick.

Wufei apologized to the god's above for what she was about to do. She
then kicked him in his family jewels, wincing in empathetic pain. She
ran off disappearing into the woods.

(The authors are having a party)

Zel: (singing) No more perverts! No more perverts!

Aisha: (singing) Keiji got kicked! Keiji got kicked!

Hee-chan: (singing) He won't be back! He won't be back!

Yaten: (singing nervously) Afraid he will! Afraid he will!

(Music stops)

Yaten: Well, I couldn't just leave it at him getting kicked in the
nummies. I have to make sure he meets his violent end.

Hee-chan: How is that gonna be?

Yaten: I told you already!

Hee-Chan: That's right, okay; I can deal with him for a few more
chapters

C&C appreciated,

Thanx,

The Authors (What is the importance of a name or names?)

Have you ever had questions you wanted to ask your favorite anime
character? Well now, we industrious authors are starting a talk show
in which you ask the questions. Just e-mail your questions to
[1]yazh@gundamwing.org, and we'll get back to you as soon as possible

Aisha: Talk show?

Zel: From what Yaten says

Aisha: Oh

Hiretsukan- Mean Bastard

Onna-Woman

Baka- Idiot; foolish

Hentai- Pervert

References

1. mailto:yazh@gundamwing.org