Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Mission Jusenkyo ❯ Pigs can Fly ( Chapter 6 )

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Mission Jusenkyo

Chapter 6: Pigs Can Fly

By: Yaten, Aisha, Zel, and Hee-chan

Disclaimer: I don't own any of this, sadly enough. Gundam Wing is not
mine and neither is Ranma . (I don't want Ranma !!! They're
screwed!!!)
Yaten: Hello Mr. Duckie.

Time Note: This takes place during Chapter 4 and 5

Authors Note: Hey it's me Hee-chan. Yaten gave me the assignment of
chapter six, so she could totally screw this fanfic. My chapter is a
waste of time. Waste. If you want to skip it, go ahead.

Aisha: Skip it! Skip it!

Zel: Quiet Demon! (Attacks with sword)

Hee-chan: Warning: No purpose to this chapter

Yaten: No purpose for you!

Hee-chan: That's it! I'm putting you out of your misery.

Yaten: You're going to wear a paper bag over your head? Cause that
face is killing me!

Aisha: Quick! Start the fanfic, before they kill themselves.

Zel: Anyone willing to donate blood??

Relena gave out a huge sob. Surrounded by idiots! No one cared! She
couldn't handle being a boy. "This is so unfair!" Relena shrieked, "I
feel like a pig."

"Oink Oink Oink" Translation: At least you don't look it. Relena
smiled. She turned to Trowa and Hilde. They were still on a wild
chase.

Yaten: You'd think they'd get tired of that

Hee-chan: You'd think we'd get tired of you. Who here votes Yaten off
the island?

Hee-chan and Zel: Aye

Aisha and Yaten: Nay

Trowa was cornered!! No where to move! He turned back to the cat
licking her lips. "Meeeow." Translation: Finally! Hilde beamed.

Trowa had nowhere to go. Quickly, he made something up. "Squeak Squeak
Squeak! Squeak Squeak!" Translation: Get back woman! I am rabid! Trowa
foamed around his lips and he advanced. Hilde ran away yowling.

Inconveniently, it began to rain. (No, I did not pay off Mother Nature
this time.) The water was warmed by the sun. Some of it fell on
Trowa's neck, and he suddenly began to feel a draft. Relena looked up.

"Holy crap!" Quickly, she turned away. Pointing to a glass of cold
water, she ordered Trowa to change back.

"Meeeeow!" Translation: Being a cat sucks dick

"You think you have it bad!" Relena screamed. "How would you like to
have one?!" With rage, she kicked the pig, who went flying towards a
tree. "Sorry Quatre!" she called.

Hee-chan: There, done.

Yaten: That was dumb

Hee-chan: I told you it was pointless

Yaten: Which is why I gave it to you! Now everyone knows you're a bad
writer

Hee-chan: Now everyone knows this fic is dumb

Yaten: Hello Mr. Duckie

Hee-chan: Shut-up

Aisha, Zel, and Yaten: (chanting) Mr. Duckie, Mr. Duckie, Mr. Duckie

Hee-chan: Kisama

C&C Appreciated,

Thanx

The Authors (God gave us such limited time on this earth, this is a
waste of it)

Have you ever had questions you wanted to ask your favorite anime
character? Well now, we industrious authors are starting a talk show
in which you ask the questions. Just e-mail your questions to
[1]yazh@gundamwing.org, and we'll get back to you as soon as possible

Aisha: Talk show?

Zel: From what Yaten says

Aisha: Oh

References

1. mailto:yazh@gundamwing.org