Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Mission Jusenkyo ❯ Stupid Cupid ( Chapter 5 )

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Aisha: You know everything that's happened seems awfully convenient.
Almost like its Author contrived

Yaten: Well duh

Aisha: You contrived this?

Yaten: Yup! Other words the story would've moved at snails pace. Some
things had to be made too convenient.

Zel: So that's your game

Yaten: Big secret Zel. I'm sure a lot of writers use this same exact
trick

Zel: I don't

Yaten: You don't write either

Zel: Low Yat-chan, low

Yaten: Where'd you get Yat-chan from?

Zel: You call Heero Hee-chan, so I'll call you Yat-chan

Yaten: I don't think I like that name.

Author's Notes: Since Hee-chan is so busy working on "Red Christmas"
This gives me, Yaten free roam over this story until she's back. So
guess what I'm gonna do? That's right people, 1x2 all the way. Slight
Shonen Ai (I hope I spelt that right) Oh yeah, I'm thinking of doing a
sequel to this story, so give me some ideas for the next crossover I
should do with Gundam Wing.

Time Note: This is the same day as chapter 4 after lunchtime.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. If you're desperate enough to use the few
characters I made up, you probably deserve them more than I do.

Mission Jusenkyo

Chapter 5: Stupid Cupid

By: Yaten, Aisha, Zel, and Hee-chan

Ayako's head was bent over her desk, paying rapt attention to
something she was writing. Keiji took this time to study her. She
seemed to be a bookworm considering the religious way she was studying
that paper. Hairs escaped from her braid settled down to frame her
face. She looked kind of angelic. (Wait a minute here, this is
beginning to sound romantic, must get back to normal perverted mind)
Her skirt was riding a bit high on her legs. (I'm about to dip lowest
of lows here, I'm beginning to know what self-hate feels like) He
could imagine those long legs wrapping around him as she...

Aisha, Zel, Yaten: Stop right there! Don't ask, Don't tell! Please
don't tell!

Zel: Why did you say it, you're the one writing

Yaten: That got too far.

Duo turned and caught that perverted kid watching him. Oh, she was
going to kill Heero when she got her hands on him. She'd beat the
perfect soldier into pulp. Duo had already been asked out five times
today. Guys like that guy Keiji, made Duo ashamed to be a man.

If he kept messing with Duo though, she'd make sure he'd wish he
wasn't a man.

*After School*

Duo walked with her head down carefully surveying the scene in front
of her

Cupid was standing by watching as Duo hurried outside. He could've
warned Duo of the ambush waiting for him outside. Since Cupid hadn't
gotten that raise he'd wanted though, he decided to let the braided
American walk into the trap.

"Such a pretty little thing."

Duo was pissed and getting more pissed by the second. These assholes
had accosted her when she'd stepped outside. She thought to that gun
hidden in her braid, and smiled. Boy would she love to pull a Heero
right about now. Just pull the old gun, say Omae O Koruso, and blow
someone's head off.

That other pervert Keiji's hands were getting a bit too far up. Duo
went for the knife in her braid. Before she could use it, she heard,

"Omae O Koruso" and the click of a safety.

Cupid left snickering. He'd shot the girl with the braid, and that
weird guy with the gun. He went to the heavens to see what was going
to transpire next.

Keiji turned around to see a cold metal barrel in his face.

"Leave her alone" The boy said in a tone that just dared them to do
the opposite and face the steel barrel of his gun.

Keiji let go of Ayako's skirt.

"What're you, her boyfriend or somethin'" Keiji said belligerently,
trying t make this guy think that he wasn't afraid of that revolver
being pointed at his head.

"Yeah, so move away from her." Heero couldn't believe that had come
out of his mouth. In one second, he'd summed up whose fault it was. It
was that stupid Cupid. (Lest the title)

Duo was in shock too. She couldn't believe Heero had told an outright
lie like that.

The little gang ran away dragging their tails behind them.
(Personally, I wish they'd had their tails kicked)

Duo stared at Heero totally confused. Heero opened his mouth to say
something

Mother Nature decided that those two needed to cool down a little.

"Quack Qu--- Quack Quack Quack?" Translation: Duo I--- What the hell?

Mother Nature is seen counting money. One thousand dollars to be
exact.

"I bet you the author paid Mother Nature off"

"Quack Quack Quack Quack? Quack Quack Quack Quack" Translation: What
did she call it, Plot contrivance? This fic is full of them.

(Back to the story please)

Later that night, Duo was pondering that afternoons events. He was
still pondering it when Wufei burst in. (Duo is transformed back now)

"I hear pink nail polish is the craze these days" Duo said

"There is no way Yuy can force me to wear pink nail polish."

*The next Morning*

"I thought you said he couldn't force you to wear pink polish"

"Injustice, threatening the family jewels"

Yaten: That wraps it up Bye Readers!!

C&C appreciated

Thanx,

The Authors (Patience is a virtue I don't have.)

C&C appreciated.

Have you ever had questions you wanted to ask your favorite anime
character? Well now, we industrious authors are starting a talk show
in which you ask the questions. Just e-mail your questions to
[1]yazh@gundamwing.org, and we'll get back to you as soon as possible

Aisha: Talk show?

Zel: From what Yaten says

Aisha: Oh

References

1. mailto:yazh@gundamwing.org