Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Not so everyday scenes ❯ chp 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Raven: The first chapter went well, so to thank the reviewers for the reviews and some suggestions, this chapter is dedicated to Kalorna Enera, aka-kitsune-chan, nistathe, tom, Shadowgirl, Tao and Masta, thank you Masta so much for your review, that Waffle-face thingy was cool, so im putting it in this fic! There was also another person who reviewed me but I forgot the name! Do forgive me if this chapter isn't as good as the last one!

J.A: Told ya she was a lousy author

Raven: Lousy muse

J.A: LOUSY AUTHOR

Raven: LOUSY MUSE OF THE DEVIL

Duo: YOU BOTH ARE LOUSY SO GET ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!

Not So Everyday Scenes

*what is seen through camcorder*

/where camcorder is located/

"….Speaking…"

[Feeling]

(Action)

Scene one Waffle - face Duo (Special thanks to Masta)

/camcorder is hidden in Masta's pants pocket/
*Duo is seen jumping up and down the supermarket aisles shouting "Quatre is a bucket head, Quatre is a bu..."
Duo runs his face into a hanging ceiling speaker*

*Speaker: Clean-up on aisle 3

Masta & Raven burst out laughing...now Duo is a waffle face*

*Quatre is now singing with glee "Duo is a waffle face, waffle face...Hehehe"

*Wufei: Weak onna*

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Scene two: Bickering like kids!

/Camcorder in Raven's jacket/

*Duo: I WANT LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!

Heero: Lucky charms suck, Frosties rule

Duo: LUCKY CHARMS

Heero: FROSTIES!!!!

{Start punching each other}

(Next to them)

Trowa: Quatre, Neutrogena is perfect for hair

Quatre: No Neutrogena is stupid, Herbal essence is the best

Trowa: NETROGENA!!!!!!!

Quatre: HERBAL ESSENCE!!!!!!!!!!

{Start a hair pulling fight}

Wufei: HALT!!

*all other G-boys stop fighting*

Wufei: Neutrogena and Herbal essence, Lucky charms and frosties, ALL SUCK, Oat meal and Organics are the best things! ~triumph smile~

*silence*

Duo: GET HIM!!!

(All start attacking Wufei)

*Raven eats popcorn, records scene*

*Hours later, they look like a pile of quivering pulp.

Speaker phone: Clean -up on aisle 5*

Scene three: Wuffy-poo!

/camcorder in hallway facing Wufei on phone/

*Wufei is seen on phone talking to someone in the living room, behind the wall that separates Living room from Kitchen, the other G-boys and Raven use the other phone to listen to his private conversation*

*Person on phone: Hi Wuffy-poo!

Wufei [big grin]: Hi Jessie*

*The other's maintaining balance as they are on top of each other in a huddle so that they can listen to the phone*

Jessie [very teasing tone]: I heard horror movies are good for couples who want to get closer!*

*The whole huddle of people shakes and vibrates as The G-boys try to prevent their laughter*

*Jessie: Would you like to go?*

*Wufei: Anything for you cupcake! (BIG grin)*

*Raven puts phone back down, they all go outside and go: WAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!*

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Scene four: It's a Private discussion (No not the song Private emotion)

*Raven and other's resume places after laughing out loud, Wufei still on phone*

Jessie: Wuffles, you're not in a chatty mood today

Wufei: Oh I am it's just that (goes into kitchen and shouts) SOME PEOPLE WON"T PUT THE PHONE DOWN AND ARE GOING TO MEET MY FRIEND, MY TRUSTY KATANA!

*Heero Duo Trowa Quatre and Raven: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (dash out of kitchen)*

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Scene five: Table Manner's

*G-boys at a formal dinner which is quiet boring and is making Duo angry*

*Duo [Very evil grin and naughty look]: BURRRRPPPPPP*

*Quatre [SHOCKED]: DUO WHAT DO YOU SAY AFTER THAT*

*Duo: Oh she's a big one!

Quatre: THAT'S NOT IT!!!

Duo: Food tastes better going down than coming up!!!

Quatre: Three strikes and you are dead pal

Duo: Excuse me!*

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Scene Six: Have some Chilli sauce!

*G-boys again at Formal dinner, which is Mexican, Trowa helps himself to some hot chilli sauce, smirks evilly

Trowa: Heero, have some sauce! (Hands him chilli sauce)

Heero: [has never eaten Mexican before] Thanks, (puts loads of sauce)*

{A little while later}

Heero: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (drinks whole bottle of wine)

Wufei: Weakling! (Puts loads of chilli sauce himself, later….

Wufei: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (finds a bucket nearby and puts head in it!)*

Duo: Now Wufei has taken the title of Bucket - head, you're in luck Quatre!

Quatre (smiles at guests) Heh they all just got out of a mental hospital! The war affected them badly!

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Scene Seven: Rubber Ducky!

/Camcorder lays forgotten in bathroom/

*Duo comes in wearing a raincoat holding an umbrella wearing his hair lose, He starts to sing Kermit the frog's Rubber Ducky

Duo: I love you Mr. Rubber Ducky, Yes Rubber Ducky I love you so, Rubber Ducky show me your sound (Squeak! squeak!)*

(A/N: I don't know the full song)

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Scene Eight: Plushie Whereabouts

/Camcorder left in Wufei's room/

*Wufei comes in, locks the door, closes the window, closes bathroom door, turns off lights. Open's a cupboard, light shines from it, steps away from cupboard and what is seen is a plushie heaven, lots and lots of plushie's, even the one's Duo and Quatre lost!

Wufei puts Sailor Moon plushie back and takes out a Gundam Altron plushie!

Wufei: Ohh Nataku! (Hugs plushie)

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Scene Nine: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

/camcorder above TV/

*Duo is seen in his boxer's wearing a red and while P - cap watching Pokemon and saying "Gotta catch em all, Gotta catch em all" Raven comes in with some friends who stayed overnight (slumber party) who are Duo - fan girls

Raven (sees Duo): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [shock]

Duo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [embarrassed]

Fan girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! [Happiness]

Wufei (sees lots of females): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Quatre (sees girls chasing Duo and wrecking his house): AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Trowa (sees hair gel is missing): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Scene ten: Bickering like kids again!

/camcorder in living room/

*Duo now fully clothed, Wufei, Heero and Raven clean the house under Quatre's eagle eyes.

Duo: Ruined my morning, why can't these females be confined to one room!

Wufei: You speak my language Maxwell

Heero: Humph, why can't all of you be confined to a nut house! I didn't even do a thing, but no! Master Quatre had gone bonkers over a few overturned tables [complain! Complain!]

Raven: Oh shut up!

Wufei: Onna this is your fault!

Duo & Heero: Yeah Onna, this is your fault!!!

Raven: Well…You're the one who was in boxers, and Wufei was screaming like a little girl, Heero…well you were just Heero!

Wufei: So are you saying this is my fault?

Raven: YEAH!

Wufei: CHARRRGGGEEE

Raven: CHARGEEEE!!!

{Fight starts again}

Duo: Might as well join!

Heero: Hnn!

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Raven: That's all for chapter two! I did all the things everyone asked me to! And nistathe, I just couldn't bring myself to record any of the G-boys in underwear.

J.A: Ahem! Due to religious ground!

Raven: Ignore the muse, but I choose boxers, I don't know if underwear and boxers is the same thing!

J.A: How could you know, you're a girl! Unless you find out!

Raven: [blushes] THIS IS A G RATED FIC YOU STUPID MUSE!!!