Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Not so everyday scenes ❯ chp 3 ( Chapter 3 )

Raven: I'm REALLY running out of ideas, this may be the last chapter. I will update as soon as I get an idea. And oh yeah, thank you Misura, Kalorna Enera and yami blue eyes… (Uhh, I don't remember rest of the nick) and to anyone else who reviewed me, I don't usually remember names of the reviewers.

J.A: Just get on with the fic!

Raven: one more thing, in the previous chapters *...* is the same as **...** and this means what is seen and HEARD through the camcorder. I'm losing my touch, so don't flame me saying this was a lousy chapter, I already know it.

Not so Everyday Scenes

**what is seen and heard through camcorder**

/where camcorder is located/

"….Speaking…"

[Feeling]

(Action)

Scene One: An unwelcome burden, females, or Wufei? You decide!

/Camcorder in living room/

**All the G-boys are in the living room, watching a soap opera, all is peaceful until Wufei speaks, "These females cause all the trouble, look at that man, he was perfect without her, now he knows the cost of marriage, like I've heard before "God made man and rested, God made Women, and no one rested", Raven comes from behind with a KING-SIZE mallet, and knocks Wufei out with it who falls onto the comfy sofa, Duo speaks up to Wufei, whose head is being circled by mini-Nataku's, "Gee Wufei, you look pretty rested to me"**

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Scene Two: Sorry ma'am!

/TV room/

**Duo is watching Lord of the Rings, very keenly and is absorbed by the movie**

"Oh man Legolas is so cool; I wish I had hair like him…" Duo mused, and then a light bulb appeared on his head.

**Duo goes into bathroom, Heero comes later and knocks, looks like he needs to go bad**

**"MAXWELL GET OUT OF THERE, I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM" Heero cried.

"MAXWELL GET OUTTA THERE, I NEED AN ASPRIN" Wufei cried.

"MAXWELL GET OUTTA THERE, I NEED MY HAIR GEL" Trowa yelled banging at the door. No response**

"MAXWELLL" The three cried in unison

*Duo comes out hair open and bleached and they were whitish blond*

"Oh sorry ma'am, we thought our comrade was in their" said Heero, Wufei and Trowa and they left quickly.

*Duo looked confused*

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Scene Three: My Precious!

/Quatre's private flat screen TV room/

**Quatre is watching a soap opera and is emotionally absorbed and near tears, rumbling sound is heard, Duo barges into room looking like Legolas (complete costume)**

**"ELF'S RULE" Duo yelled jumping up and down on the sofa. Quatre huddled close to the remote control.**

**"Quatre, be a nice boy and give me the remote" Duo said calmly.

"NO" Quatre said rather possessively.

"Quatre…" Duo said in a slightly dangerous tone.

"No, it's mine, MY PRECIOUS, WAHAHHAHAHAHHA" Quatre said in a maniacal way**

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Scene Four: Rubber Ducky Take -Two!

/Camcorder left in Bathroom/

**Duo is wearing a raincoat with an umbrella and signing the sesame street "Rubber Ducky" when Heero comes in**

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (Squeals like a girl)

**Heero wide eyed "OHMYGOSHI'MSOSORRY", goes out, and goes back in "DUO!"**

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Scene Five: Heero the Hedgehog!

/Same place as before/

**Heero is taking a bubble bath, colourful bubbles are everywhere, Heero is wearing half red, half white flippers, blue spandex, a snorkel and his hair looks as if they were electrocuted, the were like hedgehog spikes, and he was singing Sonic Boom**

(A/N: 'Sonic Boom' is the theme song of the game "Sonic the Hedgehog CD")

**Duo burst into toilet with Digital camera and shouts "SAY SONIC!" (Click!) Click!)

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Scene Six: SMILE!

/camcorder hidden in Heero's room/

**Heero enters, looks outside his door and then locks it. He faces the mirror and smiles, he keep's smiling different smiles; he is practicing how to smile. He looks weird smiling. Duo knocks his door down holding a digi camera and shouts "SMILE PALLY" (click! click!)**

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Scene Seven: Bite me!

/Security camera above Quatre's door, camcorder in security room/

**Heero is told by Quatre to get the milk bottles, he steps outside to be whacked in the face by a newspaper leaving a red mark on his face, he bends down to pick newspaper, in a split second, one of Quatre's dog's ,who found this position tempting, bit him**

"AHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOUCHHHHHHHHHH!!" Heero cried doing the Mexican hat dance, hitting the dog with the newspaper.

**Security guards in security room laughing like idiots at the scene fall off their chairs**

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Scene Eight: Bite me continuation!

/camcorder back in the house/

**Heero comes in all red faced, maybe because of the news paper mark or embarrassment; he hides himself (boxers and all) behind the newspaper as the Dog completely tore off his pants. Wufei sees him and says "Hey Yuy, I think there's a place called the toilet invented for that kind of stuff, HAHAHA" As Wufei turns around a FAT book comes and whacks him into infinity and beyond**

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Scene Nine: Watch that first step!

/Camcorder in Raven's jacket (don't ask how it got there)/

**Duo and Heero are at the top of a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, long and HUGE elevator; behind them are lots and lots of people. Duo slips, knocking Heero down behind him, who in turn knocks the person behind him down and so on until the WHOLE line of people has fallen**

"Beautiful!" Quatre exclaimed.

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Scene Ten: SMILE PALLY!

**Quatre is looking at Duo's hair intensely, Duo notices this**

"What do you want?" He asks

"Hnmm" Quatre replied thinking deeply.

**Later in Quatre's room, he is standing behind Duo's hair holding pins and bows and lots of things, Duo however is looking glum as his hair are being used for trying out new hairstyles. Quatre finishes revealing an elegant knot on Duo's head, a very nice hair style, minus the scowl on Duo's face. Heero bursts into room with Duo's digi camera and shouts "SMILE PALLY HAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!"**

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Raven: This is it, my mind is completely dry, and I could not come up with anything else. So, if you want another chapter, review me! Also I'm going to London, and there will be no fanfics for the whole month of August! Let's hope when I come back I have some fresh ideas.