Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Random Insanity Rocks ❯ Random Insamity rocks part 5 ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer: I do not own the Gundam boys, the Smurfs, or any other character from these two series. However, Chibi_mina, DSM, ShenLong, and Ryouga all own themselves

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Warnings: If you are not insane or do not have a really warped sense of humor then walk away now and don't look back, because this fic is too outta control for you!! Innuendo, groping and suggestive situations may occur

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Pairings: 1X2 Er as for the rest, read and find out, because I don't even know @_@

Rating:Waaaaayyy OOC and slightly AU, R, Random insanity crossover. (And I mean random!!) Think, "Gundam meets the Smurfs, versus the Happy Hentai Musketeers *grins maniacally*

Author: Ryouga

Author's note: @_@ I've been Golemed ^^;; This chapter doesn't even make sense to me. I think my muses have taken the oddest turn I've ever known them to take they've added themselves to the show... Oh well I guess I didn't call this fic 'Random Insanity Rocks' for nothing *sweatdrops* By the way the offending muses; well the trouble makers in here are Jarred and Dalen two of My Trigun RPG muses. DSM knows them well ^^;;

Date: 12/12/2003

Random Insanity Rocks

Part 5

Watching intently from their hiding places the other Smurfs burst into fits of cascading laughter as Relena glanced down at herself, then over at the tiny terror in front of her. "Why you little..." she reached out for the little demon's neck.

DSM shook her finger and pointed over at Heero who was glaring at the now Technicolor vision of... whatever it wasness that had been Relena only a few moments ago; although, it was a vast improvement. "Now now, what would Heero say if he thought you were trying to harm a small defenseless baby?"

Baby Usagi-chan Smurf's eyes sparkled as she gooed and gahed innocently. "Du Du, Du Du, Du Du..."

Relena huffed angrily and stormed off towards the nearby river, intent on cleaning the extensive beauty treatment off herself, cursing wildly under her breath. Slowly the others snuck out from their hiding places, assuming it was safe to emerge now that the evil pink pratt had left the scene.

"Thank the good Smurfling god for that," Duo cackled as he turned his attentions back to his half naked lover. "Now where were we?..." he dived onto Heero Smurf.

Drooling over the hentainess before them, ShenLong pulled out her notebook and pen, determined to take notes on their extracurricular activities. But Ryouga, taking a firm stand, (bloody miracle considering she was the Uke....) *Long standing joke between ShenLong and Ryouga, sweatdrop* tucked the spandex into her trousers, grabbed the over zealous smurfonage and threw her over the shoulder.

"For shit's sake put me down! I need to take notes. I have to appease my muses," she demanded most urgently.

"Fuck the muses, you write this stuff better than they can do it!" Ryouga nodded back at the humping twosome as she carried the protesting ShenLong away from her writhing naked beauties, "You don't need encouraging."

"Put me down now Ryouga!"

"No! We need to leave the boys alone Shenny,

"But my muses, what about my muses?"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Aaaany second now," DSM smirked as the yes and no chorus continued.

"YES!!"

"NO!!!"

*Thwap*

"Ow!!"

DSM Grinned.

"Meany!" Ryouga sulked, "Fine I'll put you down!"

"THUD*

"OW! SHIT!"

Ryouga snickered, sauntering off with a grin sitting over her face. @_@ *turns and points at readers*. (Behave you lot, damned perverts I dunno)

ShenLong rubbed her butt.

DSM blinked throwing a glance at Chibi Mina. "Did she just drop Shen; or am I imagining things?"

"Nope," Chibi Mina confirmed, "You're not imagining things."

"Oh shit!" DSM grinned, "Now this should get interesting." She knew exactly what Shen would do next, She would sneak up behind Ryouga grab the spandex and take it off her as punishment; then, she would follow up with one of her evil grins.

Trowa threw Wu Fei a worried glance and they backed away to the safety of their original hiding places.

Just in case.

"I wish Quatre were here," Trowa sighed,"I wouldn't mind having what they're having," he nodded towards the direction of the rustling bushes and pleasurable moans."Mmmm," he glanced at Wu Fei curling an arm around the blinking Smurf's waist. "Hey Wu Fei you want to..."

Moving away rather quickly, Wu Fei gave the hormonal Smurf a sideways warning glance."Control yourself Barton, pretend your having a Clayton's (n1), this is Smurfland after all."

"What about them?"

DSM, complete with baby Usagi-chan Smurf attached to her back, snuck up behind them whispering in their ears,."This *is* a 1x2 fic, remember. Not a 3x5. So they... have an excuse."

Trowa blinked, sweatdropped, and promptly fell over.

Wu Fei gladly nodded in agreement. After all there was no point in pissing this onna off. She was unstable enough already. Not to mention, smartassed, weird, strange, odd...

DSM glared...

Well you all get the point *sweatdrops and changes the subject*

Meanwhile outeth in the openeth.....

Slowly ShenLong snuck up behind Ryouga, whipped the spandex out from the unsuspecting Smurf's trousers and gave one of her evil grins.

DSM smirked," See I knew that would happen."

ShenLong folded her arms as Ryouga whirled around to face her. "Heeeeeeeey that's my precious!! Give me back my preciouuus!!"

Ignoring the pleas for the return of her precious, ShenLong strolled over to the smurfing, Smurfs who were almost finished humping each other. As cries of climax rang out, and peeking over, her eyes widened as she tossed the spandex casually over the bushes, back to its rightful owner and managed to get a paragraph of notes down before it was all over.

Ryouga sighed.....

And still no one cared what Dorothy was doing. She was just a ring in from the freak show...

Dorothy glared from the sidelines."I heard that!"

"Who cares!" everybody replied in unison.

But wait; what of Quatre? No one had seen or heard from him for ages.

DSM rubbed her forehead."Ooh that's a damn good point. We really should go looking for him. But where the hell do we start looking?"

Trowa dragged Wu Fei out once again from within their ever faithful refuge from the continuing madness, that made absolutely no sense what so ever, "Where ever Dorothy isn't," he replied with gusto.

"Du Du." Baby Usagi-chan Smurf cooed again as the Gundam Smurfs 01 and 02 returned from their bush bedroom.

Duo grinned, sated from his recent romp, as Heero finished pulling up his spandex and then he, (he being Duo Maxwell and not the cat's mother, or father, aunt, uncle, brother, sister, half cousin etceteras, etceteras... which has absolutely nothing to do with this fic... Or has it?) walked up to the tiny little demon. "Hehe that was impressive before. I like your style little one. I mean, just the way your projectile trajectory was carefully aimed and executed; and in the same direction as the annoying parasite was facing," he glanced at DSM. "Where were your Panda signs then, huh?"

DSM blinked....

"Du Du." Suddenly the adorable little baby Smurf reached over and attached itself to the swinging braid of one unsuspecting, Duo Maxwell, all round American good guy..er I mean Smurf. He gave himself a puzzled look, since when did he suddenly become a baby sitter.

"Looks good on you Maxwell," Wu Fei offered, without breaking into so much as a smirk.

"Does any one have any idea just where this fic is going?" Dorothy muttered sarcastically.

Ryouga gave the whip wielding weirdo her best impression of a vicious glare, which came across as, god knows what actually, 'cause she can't glare to save her ass; just ask Shenny, she'll tell ya *sweatdrops*

"Apparently there is a plot...Isn't that right Ryouga ne-chan?"

Ryouga sweatdropped. "Er yes, but it seems that my muses have... how can I say this..." she paused, thinking, her mind whirring and clicking away, the noise so loud that everyone, including Dorothy had to block their ears... "They've gone off on one of their mental tangents."

Trowa rolled his eyes. "Mental is about right," he muttered under his breath. "Look I want to find Quatre, so get this plot line going so we can get out of this damn insane fic and back into our own world."

DSM snickered from beside the 03 pilot/smurfy thingy. "You just want to get things back to normal so you can go home and screw Quatre senseless."

Trowa raised an eyebrow and turned to face her. "In a word... Yes!"

Ryouga rolled her eyes and shook her head. Her muses laughed at her from the inside, they always laughed at her. It was time she attempted to take control. "Alright you bunch of scurvy bastards!"

"I beg your pardon?" ShenLong said, throwing her house mate a warning glare.

"Not you lot. Geeze, do you mind? I'm talking to my more compliant muses!"

Chibi Mina thwapped her upside of the head with the paper fan. "Well hurry up and comply them faster! I want more groping action!" She blushed, "Oh dear. I just said something evil didn't I?"

Ryouga fell over Anime style.

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Meanwhile in another part of Smurfland, "So if you guys can be nice to your authoress, then I'll cut you 15% of the the total net income of the next GW series, how's that?"

Dalen Smurf muse nodded."Geeze Quatre, only 15% I dunno. Whaddya think Jarred?"

Jarred Smurf muse bit his lip and thought carefully. He was good at careful thinking and the fact that he was a telepath, and that he could tell that Quatre could afford to give them 35%, and not just 15% made him a little syspicious; without the y.

"I think 35% would be a little fairer," he grinned cheezily at the blonde haired Smurf "Don't you think Mr Winner?"

Quatre smirked. "Can't fool you can we Mr. Nicholls?

Jarred Smurf muse folded his arms and leant back on the large red mushroom, they were sitting on . "Nope, that's Dalen's department."

Dalen Smurf muse pouted. "I resent that remark."

"Tell some one who cares!" The other two echoed.

"So If I be really nice and give you the 35% You'll let your authoress make a move with this plotline?"

"You just want to get things back to normal so you can go home and screw Trowa senseless don't you?" Dalen mused caught on.

"In a word... Yes!!"

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Meanwhile back in the open area...

DSM had a sudden feeling of De ja vou.

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"Alright then Quatre," Jarred agreed. "We have a deal." They all shook hands and suddenly Dalen and Jarred Smurf muses vanished in a puff of white smoke.

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Meanwhile back in the open area...

Ryouga suddenly had the feeling she owed Quatre a favor and then her mind cleared and the muses were behaving and finally said she managed to say the first sensible thing that had her left her mouth since they'd started this weird journey.

"Let's all piss off before Relena comes back."

TBC.....