Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Relena and the Leprechaun ❯ Relena's "special" word ( Chapter 1 )

Relena and the leprechaun

One day Relena Peacecraft heard a new "special" word. Sadly no one would tell her what the word meant. This "special" word was penis. So Relena asked Pagan but he fainted.

"AHHH," she screamed in a high pitched annoying girly voice "he had a heart attack!!!! I'll save him!" So Relena grabbed a hammer and hit Pagan with it. He started to get up.

"AHHHH!!!" Another girly scream, Relena hit him again and he actually died. So she skipped away, singing.

"LA LA LAAAA!!!!" At the last note her voice got really high and even more shrill than usually TONS of glass broke through out the sanc kingdom. Relena spots the gundam pilots.

"HEERO!!!" she said in her annoying voice. (It sounds all screwed up and all in this.) She ignored all the other pilots. "Heero," she said "what's a pe…pen…pe…

"What are you trying to say?" Heero lowered his eyes and gave a death glare.

With that Relena used all of her concentration and brain power which was equivalent to that of a peanut and said "Penis".

Duo laughed insanely, Quatre got all red and fainted (thank god Relena didn't notice), Trowa started shaking with laughter, and Wufei got a nosebleed. Heero simply blinked and said `hn'.

"Ok so you mean penis is the same as hn?" Relena asked.

Heero just blinked.

"OK!!!! I mean penis!" Relena said trying out the new meaning of her "special word". She skipped away happily still in the delusion that Heero loves her.

After she left Dup laughed his ass off. Even Trowa laughed aloud and everyone thought he was going insane. Quatre had regained consciousness a minute before only to faint again.

"Ms. Darlian, how are you?" asked a woman pedestrian with a little girl. (A pedestrianette for all you feminists like me ^_^ I'm not a major one I just don't like sexist people lol.)

"Penis." Relena said trying not to giggle so she would appear smart.

"AHH!!" Screamed the woman and covered her daughters ears.

"Mommy whats a penis? Asked the girl.

"Its what your father uses instead of a brain sweetie." Her mom said and rushed her away from Relena.

Relena began terrorizing the town with her new word.

Then she woke up from her perverted dream….

ACK!!! I can't believe the first chap is done 0_0. Please r/r. I was trying to think of a good story and I remembered the one my friend was telling the day b4. He makes up hilarious stories and other things. He likes a lot of anime too YAY. So I chaged stuff around and made up my own ideas. Anyway I want to thank him for the idea and give him credit. He'll know who he is when he reads this. I thought about making the very end where she wakes up in the next chap. The leprechaun part is coming soon!!! I might ask my friend for some help. Please read adventures of stalker and gay man its really funny!!! I think so at least. My friend wrote more and its really good. I must upload it still. I need to find it EEP! OH sorry about the Relena's butler thing I don't know if it's right x_x. If you are a Relena fan who is mad don't flame unless it is constructive because this fic did have warnings and you knew what was going to be in it b4 you read ok? Thanks r/r!!!