Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Relena and the Leprechaun ❯ The Days Before the Trip ( Chapter 2 )

Relena and the lapracaun ch 2

Disclaimer: I don't own it. Im sad I don't own the pilots but thrilled I don't own Relena!!!!

When I put things in ** it means an action like *screams* usually it will be in authors notes and stuff. Or by mistake in the story or something oh well bare with me. Heres the ficcy enjoy!

"Hi Hilde!!!" Relena screeched.

"RELENA!!!" Screeched Hilde in an equally annoying tone.

They begain talking in really fast voices and not saying a single thing that made sense. Yet oddly enough they understood each other perfectly 0_o. Maybe we should call it the stalkers greeting. That's how they like single each other out from other people *dun dun dun*.

"Oh Hilde I missed you so much I haven't seen you since last night when we tried to get Heero and Duo to marry us at Chuck E Cheese!"

"I feel the same way Rel." Hilde sniffed.

"Hey what are we going to do today?!?!" Relena half asked half sorta stated cheerfully.

"STALK!!!" The two girls said at the same time. The air was then filled with dumb girly screams. 10 people died because of loss of blood. (Their ear drums began bleeding so much!) It was all over the news.

"Ok," Relena started eagerly "so basically I get Heero and you geeeet…."

"DUO-CHAN!!!!!" Hilde squealed.

"We can take pictures of them hee hee hee," Relena looked around giggling "going potty."

The girls giggled and got excited. So they ran around and somehow magically knew where the pilots were.

"Ok we have a new mission." Heero said.

"……" said Trowa (translation where are we going for the mission.)

"Ireland." Stated Heero.

"The land of the leprechauns." Duo said using an Irish accent.

The pilots: 0_o

"Um never mind…." Duo trailed off.

10 minutes later Quatre randomly began cracking up. "AHAHAHAHAHA"

"What the hell is wrong with you onna??" (woman) Wufei yelled/asked Quatre.

"Oh Yeah Fei that REALLY cut deep," Quatre rolled his eyes then grinned again and said "I finally got Duos joke!" Quatre proudly stated.

Everyone sweatdropped and took a step away from Quatre.

"Ok I'll shut up." Quatre said realizing what he why everyone was looking at him funny.

Now you might be wondering what Relena and Hilde were doing…..

"Ok Relena, we have two tickets to Ireland on the same plane as the boys.

"WAHOO!!!" Relena screeched. 5 more people died leaving 8 others injured. As soon as Relena and Hilde had heard about Ireland (and Hilde listened to Duo's leprechaun joke) they got plane tickets. Don't ask how they knew what plane the boys were on….. Stalkers have that ability 0_o. They were all set to leave in 3 days……

"AHHHH!!!! I can't find my fake boobs!!" Relena screamed since she didn't have and breasts of her own.

"I still can't find my hand!!!" Hilde cried she was getting frantic she hand's seen her hand since she last scratched her butt. "Oh wait here it is." She sighed with relief, having found her hand attached to her arm.

"Oh YAY I found them!" Relena said picking up two Clementine's and stuffing them in her shirt.

"Ok now we need to pack," Hilde began "Heres my handy dandy notebook from the blues clues catalogue. Also the Barbie camera I got from Zany brainy (A.N that storte is closing 0_o.) and my Barbie microphone and Barbie spy glasses!!!" The girls put out there "spy gear" proudly. They had all that they needed for stalking except for Duo and Heero.

Relena sighed "Now what do we do while we wait?"

"Ooh ooh I know," said Hilde "let's compare stalk-pics."

"Ok." Relena agreed. She took out a photo. "Here's one of Heero pooping."

"Why does he look all angry?" asked Hilde

"Oh," Relena answered "he was constipated." She whispered.

"WOW," Hilde giggled "that's a good one! Here is mine" It was a picture of Duo smelling his armpit.

"Oh cool!" said Relena.

They stayed up late that night…… only two more to go!!!

Wow this ones longer 0_0. leprechaun is coming later….. I might change it though since Hilde is here now ^_^. There were many more ideas I had for this chapter!! OH story Relena falls in love is coming soon…… Hoped you like r/r!!

Oh I would like to thank Snowbird my cousin my friend and rika_1 ^_^_^_^_^ HAHA yeah Relena sure was smart in that ^_~!!!