Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ R4ND0MN355 ( Chapter 1 )

Tori: …random… True stories…

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Quatre: Let me be frank…

Duo: But I wanted to be Frank!

Duet: Can I be Jeff!?

Quatre: *sweatdrop*

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Trowa: *walking through upstairs hallway*

Duet: *in her room with the door closed* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Trowa: O.o****** *slowly opens door and looks in*

Duet: *sitting on bed using a lamp and a clear check board as a light table*

Trowa: What happened???

Duet: *looks up* Oh, the light bulb fell on my leg.

Trowa: Um…

[A/N: Despite the fact that that was so painful Duet is still limping around a week later, it's hilarious because she now has a rather large second degree burn in the shape of an 80 watt light bulb on her inner thigh…]

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Knock knock!

Quatre: *opens front door*

Heero: It followed me home… Can I keep it?

Quatre: *looks at Duet to whom Heero was apparently giving a piggy back ride*

Duet: *squeezing her eyes shut and holding on for dear life*

Quatre: What happened?

Heero: Blood test…

Duet: THE MADMAN TRIED TO STAB ME! *clings tighter to Heero*

Quatre: …

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Wu Fei: *sitting in the tree outside his window reading*

Quatre: *comes in and, not seeing Wu Fei, shuts the window and locks it*

Wu Fei: O.O *looks down* >___< …shit…

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Duet: … *sitting next to Duo on the couch, reading a magazine* … O.O *looks at Duo*

Duo: *looks up* …what?

Duet: *looks back down at magazine, eyes stilled bugged out*

Duo: *shrugs and turns to the TV again*

…two minutes later…

Duet: *stares at Duo again*

Duo: WHAT IS IT!?

Duet: …do we have a planned escape route if our house catches fire…?

Duo: O.O *goes back to watching TV, eyes still bugged out*

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Trowa & Quatre: *sitting at the kitchen table, reading the paper*

Duo: *dances in to the kitchen, pauses to grab a water out of the fridge, then dances his way out, grinning like a macaroni and cheese fetishist in Italy*

Trowa: Shoujocon tomorrow?

Quatre: *sips his tea* Yep.

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Wu Fei: Where did everybody go…? *looks around, then goes to the front door and opens it to find Heero, Trowa, Quatre, and Duo sitting on the porch* What are you doing…?

Heero: Waiting for Duet and Relena and Tori to get back…

Wu Fei: *looks at watch* They won't be back until 9… It's only 2.

All: *shrug*

Wu Fei: …*sits down on porch step between Trowa and Heero*

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Duo: *in Spencer's reading key chains* I'm immature, un-organized, irresponsible, lazy, and loud-

Heero: Hear that? That's the sound of no one arguing with you.

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Wu Fei: *pokes Duo's Jell-O cup* This is not a naturally occurring substance…

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Tori: *in Macys* I need a maroon blazer. Maroon blazer… Maroon blazer… Maroon blazer…

Relena: Tori, you're not going to find a maroon blazer in Macys…

Duet: Hey! A maroon blazer!

Tori: IT'S A MAROON BLAZER! ^__________^

Relena: …stupid cosplayer…

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Tori: Why are we in The Icing, Duet…?

Duet: I need an erring for my cartilage hole…

Relena: Hey! Look! ^___^ *puts on a headband with two purple tuffs of hair attached to it with springs*

Tori: Oooh! ^___^ *grabs a pair*

…five minutes later*

Duet: …I'm not walking next to you two…

Relena & Tori: *grinning like they'd just eaten some macaroni and cheese and wearing the purple things*

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Wu Fei: What did you just say?

Duo: Um… This is strictly a Bell Atlantic/ AT&T conversation, so why don't you Sprint on outta here?

Wu Fei: *blink blink*

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Quatre: *sitting between Trowa and Heero in the movie theater, eating nachos* Hey Trowa.

Trowa: …?

Quatre: What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Trowa: Cheese not currently in my possession?

Quatre: NACHO cheese! (say it, it shall become clear to you…)

Trowa: … *leans over and smacks Duo in the back of the head*

All: … *go back to watching movie*

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