Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ When Stupid People Attack...Themselves ( Chapter 2 )

When Stupid People Attack…Themselves

Tori: ^____^ More stupid anecdotes!

Duo: You know, you spend way too much time with us.

Tori: …I know…You're slowing driving me crazy…

Duet: We're driving you crazy?

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Duo: *on Yahoo!* Yeah, Greenday did our graduation song.

Michelle: Which one was that? Basketcase?

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Wu Fei: *from the kitchen* THUMP! SHIT!

All: ???

Quatre: *peers around the door frame* Wu Fei…?

Wu Fei: *on the ground in front of the open freezer with a frozen chicken lying on his chest and ice all around him* …just go away…

Quatre: …what happened?

Wu Fei: Maxwell made room for the ice cream at the expense of the chicken…

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Quatre: Duet, how's that burn doing?

Duet: It's purple with gray spots.

Quatre: o_O

Duet: Just kidding! ^___^ It's more of a whitish-grayish color with pink spots!

Quatre: *turns around and walks away*

Duet: …was that the wrong answer?

Quatre: *waves her off*

Duet: …well, it's still in the shape of a light bulb…

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Duo: *at Hershey Park on the bumper cars* WHOO! *slams down on the gas and the car shoots backwards and hits a wall*

Trowa: *watches as little kids drive past* The irony is that he has a driver's license…

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Duo: *still on bumper cars*

Kid: *rams him from the side and slows down*

Duo: I'll get you! *turns around and goes after the kid*

Staff: Sir, this is a one-way track! Sir!

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All: *strap themselves into the harnesses on the Thunder side of the dueling wooden roller coasters (still at Hershey)*

Heero: *looks around in seat for more buckles* There's not a whole lot of lockage here…

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The coasters pull back into the station.

Announcer: The winner is…LIGHTNING!

Lightning side: *cheers*

Wu Fei: Oh, as if they had anything to do with it…

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Duet: Can we go back to Chocolate World again?

Quatre: Why? All it is is a tour of the chocolate-making process*

Duet: PLEEEEEEEZE!?

Heero: Don't you remember?

Quatre: Remember what?

Heero: They give out free chocolate at the end…

Quatre: Oh yes…

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Tori: *banging head on the pole attached to her carousel horse as it goes up and down*

Trowa: Starting to regret that mondo Kit-Kat Bar, huh?

Tori: …don't talk so loud…

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Duet: *pulling on Wu Fei's arm* Come on the log flume with me!

Wu Fei: *rolls eyes* …fine…

*a few minutes later* SPLOOSH!

Wu Fei & Duet: *soaking wet*

Wu Fei: >__< *grabs stuff out of drop box and hands Duet his towel*

Duet: How unusually generous of you. Thank you.

Both: *join others outside*

Duo: *looks at Duet's soaking shirt* Woah! Good ride! WHAP!

Duet: *wraps herself up in Wu Fei's towel and huddles against him* He is my only friend now…

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Heero & Tori: *get into the cage on Cyclops*

Heero: *explaining things to Tori* It utilizes the centrifugal effect to keep you in your seat so restraints aren't necessary, even if they spin you upside-down or something …like the Gravitron.

Tori: *nod nod*

Duo & Duet: *get into another car and the guy locks the cage*

Duo: There is NO lockage here! *struggles to get out*

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All: *on the giant yellow tube ride*

Trowa: *holds open the dry basket in the middle* Put anything in here you don't wanna get wet*

All: *strip down to their bathing suits and stuff their clothes in the basket*

Wu Fei: *no longer a fan of water rides, stands by watching* O__o**** *walks away*

Duo: He's just jealous… *grins and runs a hand through his bangs*

Trowa: *glares* Sarah said I'm better looking that you.

Duo: *wilts* I am so not loved…

Duet: There, there… Tori loves you.

Tori: >___< Must… Not… Say… A… Word…

Duo: Yay! *grabs Tori's arm*

Tori: AHHHH! DON'T TOUCH ME! YOU'RE NEKKID!

((okay, he was wearing shorts, but it was still weird…))

Staff: O__O*********************

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All: *climb into Peacemillion II (the big white van)*

Heero: *starts car and slowly backs out of parking space*

Everyone else: Go! Speed Racer! Go~o!

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Duo: *turns to Heero* What would you do if everyone in the world was me?

Heero: …I suppose I'd be you…

Duo: *thinks for a minute* Damn! You're right!

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Tori: …well, what were you expecting with a title like "When Stupid People Attack Themselves"?