Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ Action Without Definite Purpose ( Chapter 17 )

FIC #100

Tori: ^___^* Thank you for all the birthday wishes, everyone… *holds heart* You make me feel loved.

Kegawa: NO! *smacks Tori* Nobody likes you! Everybody hates you! GO DIE!

Awa: Happy birthday, Tori. ^__^ *hands Tori a six-pack of lemon Snapple, a box of condoms, a bottle of Tylenol, a pack of four AA batteries, and the latest issue of Maxim in a plastic bag*

Tori: Awwww…! You guys stopped at CVS!? For ME!?!?!? *eyes water* You DO love me!

Kegawa: Of course we do, you stupid-

Awa: *clamps Ke's mouth shut* Eh heh… ^__^*

Note: Anything in italics will be "typed" except for, like, emphasized words. I trust you're smart enough to figure out the difference. …you ARE my readers after all. ((See, that was 'emphasis', folks. Stay with me now… *waves hand* You still there? )) ^__^*

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Duo: *typing up his research paper on W. Somerset Maugham* Later, William was to describe himself as "three-quatres queer". O__O Woah! Backup! Three Quatres queer? *laughs* Heh, nobody's THAT gay.

Duet: o.o You think if you left that in there, she'd pick it up as a typo, or an overestimation of his gayness?

Quatre: *looks up from his book* Guys, I'm still in the room…

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Duo: Quatre, will you do me a favor?

Quatre: Sure.

Duo: You know the guild ladies, right? Well, they really want to talk to you. Especially T-

Quatre: *pales*

Duo: Q? …you okay?

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Trowa: What did you and Kim do in a Barnes & Noble for two hours?

Wu Fei: Actually, we sat in the café reading parts of Letters to Penthouse out loud to each other.

Heero: She's a keeper.

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Random Sign In Sam Goody: You should pre-order Harry Potter on DVD because he has magical powers and you don't. Word. -Some Cool Dude

Duet: *takes out a pen and writes 'dumbass' on the sign*

Duo: Hey, doesn't Mike work here?

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Trowa: *watching Trading Spaces* Trading Spaces is such a great show…

Heero: *sitting next to him* I know! *gestures to the TV* Look at what they did to that room! I mean, it's so Frank. Orangey-yellow walls, that aqua-color on the top of the door frame.

Trowa: Yeah. It's like a précis of every room Frank ever did. Right down to that piece of crap he hung on the wall above the couch. What was that? The drop cloth?

Heero: Yup. And look at the fireplace! What is all that aluminum crap?

Duet: Yeah, if you boys are finished…The Daily Show is on in-

Heero: *holds up hand* Wait! I just want to see the lady's face.

Duet: C'mon! You've seen this episode, like, eight times already!

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Heero: *kissing Duo, pushing him against the wall outside the science building*

Duo: *drops his books*

Random Science Professor: *taps Heero on the shoulder*

Heero: *turns around* o___o

Professor: *notices they're both boys* Uh…

Heero: *holds up Romeo and Juliet* Practicing! For, um, scene… in…PLAY!!

Duo: *clings to Heero's arm* Oh, Romeo! You kiss by the book!

Professor: O__O *blink blink* … *shakes head and walks away*

Heero: *bops Duo with the book* What was THAT?

Duo: *rubs his head* I've cracked a Shakespeare too, yanno…

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Duo: *pokes Duet with saber* Wanna fence?

Duet: *reading* No.

Duo: *pokes Quatre* Wanna fence?

Quatre: *watching TV* No.

Duo: *pokes Trowa* Wanna fence?

Trowa: *building a house of cards* No…

Duo: *knocks the cards down with his blade* Wanna fence?

Trowa: *stands up* I'm going to kill you…

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Quatre: *watching YuGiOh* I think I like Bakura the best…

Wu Fei: *blinks* …you would.

Duo: Joey could SO kick Bakura's ass…

Quatre: Then Bakura would just get his satanic psychopathic alter ego to kick Joey's ass right back. ^___^

Duo: o___o *slowly edges away from Quatre*

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Duo: I like my women like I like my coffee…

Duet: Huh?

Duo: With marshmallows! ^___^

Duet: …moron…

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Wu Fei: Where'd all the Chips Ahoy cookie bars go?

Heero: I dunno…

Both: *look at Duo, who is displaying no evidence whatsoever of having eaten them*

Heero: Wanna kill him?

Wu Fei: Sure.

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Duo: *bursts in dorm room door* LA LI HO!

Quatre: …

Duet: *jumps on him* DUO!!! I missed you!

Duo: *runs for Quatre* TOU-

Quatre: *whaps him with a pillow* Don't.

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Quatre: I spoke to Sarah yesterday!

Trowa: …you were on-line?

Quatre: Yes! ^__^

Trowa: Doing what besides talking to Sarah?

Quatre: Well, I spoke with Tia and Alisha and Kate, too. And I hugged Tia and I got glomped! It was fun!

Trowa: ///_o How do you get them to talk?

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Duo: Ha! Guess what, Heero! I asked Tia out and she said yes!

Heero: Don't you have, like, a fiancé or something?

Duo: Nope. Lost her to the blonde keyboardist from Nittle Grasper.

Heero: Quatre? O__o

Duo: No, she fell for Touma Seguchi… *rolls eyes* In love with a cartoon character…

Heero: *hits him* You're gonna make a lot of people cry one day…

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Duo: You know what would suck? If one of us had an STD…

Wu Fei: …between you and Heero alone, half of North America and a good part of Europe would be in a lot of trouble…

Duo: Isn't that magical…

Trowa: Did you just call an STD magical?

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Duet: *sits in front of Quatre* You can call me Duo if I can call you Touma.

Quatre: Duet, that's not funny.

Duet: -___- I wasn't joking!

Quatre: …I really do worry about you… a lot…

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Kim: Awww… I haven't seen Duo this happy in a while. What did you do for him?

Heero: Honestly, I think it was that cupcake we gave him about twenty minutes ago.

Kim: Oh, so that's his cupcake dance then?

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Tori: Wow… 100 Fics…

Kegawa: Solid proof that you have no life to speak of…

Tori: o___o This calls for a cheesy recap episode! ^_____^

Awa: Tori, what have we told you about promising things? You never do them…

Tori: -___-