Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ Random Or Die! ( Chapter 19 )

Tori: .__. It never ends…

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Tori: Shit shit shit shit shit! *runs around cleaning up the house*

Knock knock!

Tori: o___o

*sound of keys in lock*

Tori: O___O

*front door opens*

Tori: .____.*

Heero: Tori, you okay? We found this guy coming around from the back yard. *drags Ryan in by the front of his shirt*

Ryan: TORI! CALL HIM OFF!

Tori: Heero! Thank God you're here! I've never seen that guy before in my life!

Quatre: So can I have him?

((A/N: X__x My poor Ryan… *giggles*))

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Heero: Have you ever seen a fight between to gay guys over a Milano cookie?

Tori: Can't say I have…

Heero: It's like two toothless, de-clawed cats.

Quatre: WELL DON'T TAKE MY COOKIES!

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Duet: Molly from the Y asked me to help her with her self-defense course because Mr. and Mrs. James were gonna be on vacation, so I said yes.

Duo: That's cool.

*awkward silence*

Duo: *looks up* …what?

Duet: *bites bottom lip and smiles* Will you be my assailant?

Duo: …I've been waiting all my life to hear those words… *goes back to his magazine*

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Quatre: You know, they should make a store just for gay guys. That way I can just go in, buy my clothes, and not be hassled by those bitchy Delias salesladies…

Heero: There already is one, Quatre. It's called Abercrombie.

((A/N: The Delia's thing is a joke o__o… Only Duo shops there. *laughs*))

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Duo: Look! I have Marik eyes!

Duet: What the hell is all over your face?

Duo: Eyeliner! ^__^ I got bored…

Duet: You do realize you just ruined the only make-up I own… … … I want Marik eyes!

Duo: Okay! C'mere!

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Ryan: *has his hand on Duet's knee, talking to her about something*

Duo: *sits next to Ryan, puts his arm around him, and leans over to whisper in his ear* …either you get your hand off my girl, or I take it off at the elbow…

Ryan: *snatches hand back* Dude, I sorry… I thought she was your sister.

Duet: *leans back across Ryan's lap* Oh brother-dear… Would you please refill my vodka…?

Duo: -____-* Really?

Ryan: Woah. …never mind… You don't look alike at all.

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Duo: *walks into Hot Topic and clears throat loudly* ACHEM! EVERYONE, HOT TOPIC IS OWNED BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO OWN THE GAP!

Duet: -___-* We're leaving before you get knifed… *drags him out by the front of his shirt*

Duo: Awww… but I still have to make fun of the American Eagle people!

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Sitting in Burger King…

Duo: *loudly* I wish I could totally unique just like Avril Lavigne!

Wu Fei: *loudly* I wish I could be her skater boy!

Some total stranger at another table: AVRIL SUCKS!

Duo: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?! Her songs are sooo deep!

Wu Fei: I know! She, like, puts my emotions into words!

Duo: Like how things are complicated!

Wu Fei: And how he was a boy and she was a girl!

Same random guy: AVRIL'S A STUPID CANADIAN!

Wu Fei: HEY! WHAT IF I WAS CANADIAN!?

Duo: *dies laughing*

((A/N: This is why we don't let them sit near each other when we go out in public…))

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*awkward silence*

Duet: I wonder if I could fit in the dryer…

All: *look at her*

Five minutes later…

Trowa: Holy shit… she fits in the dryer.

Ryan: *throws hands up and walks out of the laundry room* Cra~azy people!

Heero: *holds head in hands* Why couldn't we spend spring break in Florida like normal people…?

Duet: When have any of us ever been normal? Now, put me on spin dry, bitch!

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Duet: Yanno that commercial with that really romantic guy that's making dinner for his girlfriend? And it's just the noise he makes while he's cooking?

Ryan: Yeah?

Duet: That's exactly what Duo sounds like when he's getting us some Easy Mac and Pepsi.

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Duo: Evan, welcome to our humble abode… *turns the keys and opens the front door*

Duet: *sitting on the couch in her underwear and a tank top, drinking a beer and laughing at the porn channel with Wu Fei*

Evan: If I was straight, that would be SO hot.

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Duo: *talking to Mike* What'd you do? Buy the clit notes?

Duet: *smacks him*

Duo: Cliff notes. *holds cheek* I really deserved that…

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Duet: *walks into bio lab*

Belinda: Duet, you want this? *hands her a shopping bad with a head of lettuce in it*

Duet: o__o … Sure! *takes bag and sits next to Duo*

Duo: What's in the bag?

Duet: Lettuce! *takes a piece off and eats it*

Duo: *pouts* I want lettuce…

Duet: *hands him a piece*

Both: *munching on lettuce*

Mike: *walks up* Are you eating lettuce?

Both: Yup.

Mike: Can I have some?

Five minutes later…

Duo, Duet, Mike, Alex, Jono, Jay, Erin, Ro & Eric: *sitting in the bio room eating lettuce*

Duet: *pauses* Are we eating lettuce in the middle of a bio lecture?

Duo: …only in our class…This never happens anywhere else… -___-*

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Tori: X__X *beats FanFiction.Net with Giant Author Pen* CAN I UPLOAD NOW!? *whack* HOW 'BOUT NOW!? *whack* OR MAYBE NOW!?