Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Day spent in Duo Maxwell's Brain ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Hobbitdweller 
Well, this starts off a little different than the other chapters but it's all good. We get to meet the inside of Duo's brain....scary thought!
Please r&r
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.11.2003 | Updated On: 07.22.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 627 | Visits: 403 | Status: Completed
Well, this starts off a little different than the other chapters but it's all good. We get to meet the inside of Duo's brain....scary thought!
Please r&r
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.11.2003 | Updated On: 07.22.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 627 | Visits: 403 | Status: Completed
Okay, this is a very bizarre, weird, humor fic that popped into my head during an exam. Um, there's a bit of Duo bashing in this, but nothing too too bad. So, here it goes!!
Discalimer-i don't own any of the gundam wing characters!
The Day Spent In Duo Maxwell's Brain
Hello. I am a brain cell in Duo's brain. I come from a rather small family, I have around 3000 family members up here so it's not that crowded. I control the basic functions of Duo's body, like moving and his fine motar skills which include piloting his precious Deathscythe. I figure that it's time to show all you Duo fans what it's actually like up here and all the pain and torture we go through. I'll tell you one thing, it's not a glamorous job.
The day starts when Duo wakes up. Er, I mean, opens his eyes. All my bothers and sisters that help control Duo's other functions don't wake up till later, which explains why Duo is such a lazy but in the morning. That's right Duo, open your eyes! *Widespread groaning*. Great, he's just closed them again. It'll take forever to get them open again, not to mention, wasting alot of energy. *Sighs*. I hope Quatre has a big breakfast ready, we're going to need it.
*1 and a half hour later*
Come on Duo!!! You can do it. OPEN YOUR EYES!!!.Whew, finally got him to open his eyes and keep them open. One task done. Now to get him out of bed.....
*30 minutes later*
That's right Duo, just peel back the last blanket and then we can stand up and get dressed. *Cringes at the thought*. It's just one little itty bitty sheet. Shinigami can handle that. *FLOP!*. Appearently not. Okay, let's try this again. Sit up. There, now lift the sheet up and OH MY GOSH!!! WE'VE DONE IT!! AND IN RECORD TIME TOO! DUO IS SITTING UP IN BED WITH HIS EYES OPEN!! Score one for the cells!! *does a little victory dance then notices the audience* Hmm, well*composes herself*, back on track now. Duo, stand up! *Duo stays sitting* Oh well, it's never worked on the first try. Let's try again.
*20 minutes later*
Come on Duo, walk over to the dresser to get your clothes. NO! NOT TO THE DOOR! YOU CAN'T GO DOWN TO BREAKFAST IN YOUR DEATHSCYTHE BOXERS!! QUATRE WOULD NEVER ALLOW IT! Whew, that was a close one but we managed to get him to change his course. *BANG* ouch, that hurt. We've got to make sure Duo doesn't open the cupboard door on his head anymore. We can't afford to send anymore cells to the hospital. We're short handed as it is. Time to get back to work. Good job Duo, now reach out your hand and grab your shirt, not Quatre's pink shirt. How did that get in there in the first place? Nevermind, I don't want to know. That's right, place the shirt gently on the bed. ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOT ON THE FLOOR , IT'LL GET ALL WRINKLED AND I DONOT WANT TO TALK YOU THROUGH IRONING!! Oh well, let's just hope Quatre doesn't miss it.
*10 minutes later*
Now, the hardest part, getting the pants on. After struggling with his shirt for 3 minutes, then his shoes for 7, he realizes he has no pants on. What am I going to do with this boy? Okay, now pull the pants on your legs. NOT ON YOUR HEAD!!! Okay, now, do them up.......don't catch anything, good.Now, let's try the shoes again. YEAYEAYEAYEYAYEAYEAYEAY!! WE'RE FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh oh, now it's time for the stairs......
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So, does anyone like this crazy idea or should I drop it??
Please review with your opinions, and flames are accepted.
Hobbitdweller
Discalimer-i don't own any of the gundam wing characters!
The Day Spent In Duo Maxwell's Brain
Hello. I am a brain cell in Duo's brain. I come from a rather small family, I have around 3000 family members up here so it's not that crowded. I control the basic functions of Duo's body, like moving and his fine motar skills which include piloting his precious Deathscythe. I figure that it's time to show all you Duo fans what it's actually like up here and all the pain and torture we go through. I'll tell you one thing, it's not a glamorous job.
The day starts when Duo wakes up. Er, I mean, opens his eyes. All my bothers and sisters that help control Duo's other functions don't wake up till later, which explains why Duo is such a lazy but in the morning. That's right Duo, open your eyes! *Widespread groaning*. Great, he's just closed them again. It'll take forever to get them open again, not to mention, wasting alot of energy. *Sighs*. I hope Quatre has a big breakfast ready, we're going to need it.
*1 and a half hour later*
Come on Duo!!! You can do it. OPEN YOUR EYES!!!.Whew, finally got him to open his eyes and keep them open. One task done. Now to get him out of bed.....
*30 minutes later*
That's right Duo, just peel back the last blanket and then we can stand up and get dressed. *Cringes at the thought*. It's just one little itty bitty sheet. Shinigami can handle that. *FLOP!*. Appearently not. Okay, let's try this again. Sit up. There, now lift the sheet up and OH MY GOSH!!! WE'VE DONE IT!! AND IN RECORD TIME TOO! DUO IS SITTING UP IN BED WITH HIS EYES OPEN!! Score one for the cells!! *does a little victory dance then notices the audience* Hmm, well*composes herself*, back on track now. Duo, stand up! *Duo stays sitting* Oh well, it's never worked on the first try. Let's try again.
*20 minutes later*
Come on Duo, walk over to the dresser to get your clothes. NO! NOT TO THE DOOR! YOU CAN'T GO DOWN TO BREAKFAST IN YOUR DEATHSCYTHE BOXERS!! QUATRE WOULD NEVER ALLOW IT! Whew, that was a close one but we managed to get him to change his course. *BANG* ouch, that hurt. We've got to make sure Duo doesn't open the cupboard door on his head anymore. We can't afford to send anymore cells to the hospital. We're short handed as it is. Time to get back to work. Good job Duo, now reach out your hand and grab your shirt, not Quatre's pink shirt. How did that get in there in the first place? Nevermind, I don't want to know. That's right, place the shirt gently on the bed. ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOT ON THE FLOOR , IT'LL GET ALL WRINKLED AND I DONOT WANT TO TALK YOU THROUGH IRONING!! Oh well, let's just hope Quatre doesn't miss it.
*10 minutes later*
Now, the hardest part, getting the pants on. After struggling with his shirt for 3 minutes, then his shoes for 7, he realizes he has no pants on. What am I going to do with this boy? Okay, now pull the pants on your legs. NOT ON YOUR HEAD!!! Okay, now, do them up.......don't catch anything, good.Now, let's try the shoes again. YEAYEAYEAYEYAYEAYEAYEAY!! WE'RE FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh oh, now it's time for the stairs......
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So, does anyone like this crazy idea or should I drop it??
Please review with your opinions, and flames are accepted.
Hobbitdweller