Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Day spent in Duo Maxwell's Brain ❯ Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Hobbitdweller 
Again, this chapter is a tad different...and a bit short....but please read anyways!
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.16.2003 | Updated On: 07.22.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 830 | Visits: 338 | Status: Completed
Again, this chapter is a tad different...and a bit short....but please read anyways!
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.16.2003 | Updated On: 07.22.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 830 | Visits: 338 | Status: Completed
Um, Due to popular demand? here's the next chapter!
Disclaimer-I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!!
The Day Spent In Duo Maxwell's Brain
Hi everyone!! I'm back again with another chapter of The Day Spent In Duo Maxwell's brain. When we left off last time, Duo just completed getting dressed and was about to tackle the stairs. *evil music in the background* *looks around* I wonder where that comes from....oh well, work to be done! Okay Duo, listen carefully. Open the door and try not to hit your head this time. *BANG!* *sighs* well, 2 miracles were too much to hope for I guess. Now, walk out of the door and down the hall. TURN TURN!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE, PREPARE FOR IMPACT!!!!!!!! WE'RE ON AUTOMATIC PILOT!!!!!!!!!!!!*CRASH!!! BANG!!!!!! *glass shatters*. *widespread groaning* woah, did anyone get the number of the truck that just hit us? I'm okay, just a bit shaken up. Is everyone else okay? *muffled answers* Well, no major damage done. Okay, which one of you forgot to program in that Duo is supposed to turn when he reaches the end of the hall. *hears crickets chirping it's so silent* I'll have to figure it out later, there's a mission to be accomplished right now, mainly, getting Duo down the stairs.
*5 minutes later*
Okay, is everyone ready to go? Then lets tackle the stairs. Duo, put your right foot down. Okay, you don't know your right from your left? Put down the foot that is paired with the hand you use to turn on Deathscythe. YAYAYAYAYAY, It worked. Now the opposite foot. Lets pick up the pace. Start foot, other foot, start foot, other foot. Um, Duo, aren't we going a little fast? Woah, slow down Duo or we'll have another accident! *sobs* not again. WE'RE GOING DOWN@!!!!!!!!#%&@^#%^&@%#&^@%#&@^%#&@^#%&@#%&@^ #%&^@#%@&#^, PLEASE DON'T LET ME DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *THUMP*
*10 minutes later*
*Groans* ouch, that one hurt. Hey, where am I? Oh boy, we've got a code blue over here!!! Possible cell deaths here! Get the stretcher over here!! Hold on bro, you'll make it out alive, I promise. I swear on my namesake. Wait a minute, I don't have a name. I promise you'll be okay, I swear on Duo's miracles. *Miniture ambulance drives away* *shakes head sadly* He's a goner. *surveys the damage* Wow, I wonder if there's enough people here to keep going. AHA! here comes the calvery! *Trumpets can be heard. A few hundred cells come and replace all the injured ones*. Good thing mama cell just had a new litter a few weeks ago. We need all the help we can get. Hey you, yeah you with the braid! Take that position over there. Great, I have a bunch of new trainees and a sleeping Duo. If that isn't the recipe for disaster, I don't know what is.
Now, to get Duo standing again, we have to lure him with something. Hmmm, how bout we send the message that Quatre made pancakes. *passes the message around, soon, everything begins to shake* And we've got lift off. Duo rounds the first corner and he's in the lead. Wow, he's really flying. As we round the second corner, he's ahead by the braid. And he wins as he dashes through the kitchen door ands skids into his chair, fork and knife in hand. Well, that's easier than I thought it would be. Now that he's awake, eating should be easy. He does that automatically.
*1 hour later*
Duo, maybe you should stop eating now. Duo? He's not listening to me. Maybe this is a good time to go visit my injured bothers and sisters. Now, all you trainees, Duo's eating right now so nothing should go wrong. If anything does, hit the automatic shut down button. Got it? *everyone nods* good, I'll be back in a bit.
*20 minutes later*
Hey sis, you just gotta hang on. We need you out there. *everything starts shaking again* What the #&^*&$# is going on?!?!?!?!?!?!*runs back to her position* OH MY GOSH!! *turns to a trainee* what happened? *new trainee is so terrified, she can't speak* Oh nevermind, I'll just review the video tapes. *quickly scans them, rage is growing* YOU GUYS WERE HAVING A PARTY!!???!?!?!?!?!?!WHILE YOU GUYS WERE HAVING FUN, DUO WAS OVER STUFFING HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!! *a quiet suggestion is heard* IT'S TOO LATE TO PRESS THE AUTOMATIC SHUT DOWN BUTTON!!!! everyone, brace for another attack. WHY ME LORD?? WHY ME!!! *everything is shaking even more* HANG ON!!!!!! *a loud burp is let out and Quatre can be heard telling Duo how impolite that was* This is going to be a long day......
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sorry for the short chapters. I'm having trouble deciding what to do next. Should Duo go on a mission? Or should he go to highschool? Review with your ideas!!
Hmmm, maybe I should make this a series, *shivers* I don't even want to think what's going on in Wufei's brain. Thanx for reading!
Wishful Thinker
Disclaimer-I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!!
The Day Spent In Duo Maxwell's Brain
Hi everyone!! I'm back again with another chapter of The Day Spent In Duo Maxwell's brain. When we left off last time, Duo just completed getting dressed and was about to tackle the stairs. *evil music in the background* *looks around* I wonder where that comes from....oh well, work to be done! Okay Duo, listen carefully. Open the door and try not to hit your head this time. *BANG!* *sighs* well, 2 miracles were too much to hope for I guess. Now, walk out of the door and down the hall. TURN TURN!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE, PREPARE FOR IMPACT!!!!!!!! WE'RE ON AUTOMATIC PILOT!!!!!!!!!!!!*CRASH!!! BANG!!!!!! *glass shatters*. *widespread groaning* woah, did anyone get the number of the truck that just hit us? I'm okay, just a bit shaken up. Is everyone else okay? *muffled answers* Well, no major damage done. Okay, which one of you forgot to program in that Duo is supposed to turn when he reaches the end of the hall. *hears crickets chirping it's so silent* I'll have to figure it out later, there's a mission to be accomplished right now, mainly, getting Duo down the stairs.
*5 minutes later*
Okay, is everyone ready to go? Then lets tackle the stairs. Duo, put your right foot down. Okay, you don't know your right from your left? Put down the foot that is paired with the hand you use to turn on Deathscythe. YAYAYAYAYAY, It worked. Now the opposite foot. Lets pick up the pace. Start foot, other foot, start foot, other foot. Um, Duo, aren't we going a little fast? Woah, slow down Duo or we'll have another accident! *sobs* not again. WE'RE GOING DOWN@!!!!!!!!#%&@^#%^&@%#&^@%#&@^%#&@^#%&@#%&@^ #%&^@#%@&#^, PLEASE DON'T LET ME DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *THUMP*
*10 minutes later*
*Groans* ouch, that one hurt. Hey, where am I? Oh boy, we've got a code blue over here!!! Possible cell deaths here! Get the stretcher over here!! Hold on bro, you'll make it out alive, I promise. I swear on my namesake. Wait a minute, I don't have a name. I promise you'll be okay, I swear on Duo's miracles. *Miniture ambulance drives away* *shakes head sadly* He's a goner. *surveys the damage* Wow, I wonder if there's enough people here to keep going. AHA! here comes the calvery! *Trumpets can be heard. A few hundred cells come and replace all the injured ones*. Good thing mama cell just had a new litter a few weeks ago. We need all the help we can get. Hey you, yeah you with the braid! Take that position over there. Great, I have a bunch of new trainees and a sleeping Duo. If that isn't the recipe for disaster, I don't know what is.
Now, to get Duo standing again, we have to lure him with something. Hmmm, how bout we send the message that Quatre made pancakes. *passes the message around, soon, everything begins to shake* And we've got lift off. Duo rounds the first corner and he's in the lead. Wow, he's really flying. As we round the second corner, he's ahead by the braid. And he wins as he dashes through the kitchen door ands skids into his chair, fork and knife in hand. Well, that's easier than I thought it would be. Now that he's awake, eating should be easy. He does that automatically.
*1 hour later*
Duo, maybe you should stop eating now. Duo? He's not listening to me. Maybe this is a good time to go visit my injured bothers and sisters. Now, all you trainees, Duo's eating right now so nothing should go wrong. If anything does, hit the automatic shut down button. Got it? *everyone nods* good, I'll be back in a bit.
*20 minutes later*
Hey sis, you just gotta hang on. We need you out there. *everything starts shaking again* What the #&^*&$# is going on?!?!?!?!?!?!*runs back to her position* OH MY GOSH!! *turns to a trainee* what happened? *new trainee is so terrified, she can't speak* Oh nevermind, I'll just review the video tapes. *quickly scans them, rage is growing* YOU GUYS WERE HAVING A PARTY!!???!?!?!?!?!?!WHILE YOU GUYS WERE HAVING FUN, DUO WAS OVER STUFFING HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!! *a quiet suggestion is heard* IT'S TOO LATE TO PRESS THE AUTOMATIC SHUT DOWN BUTTON!!!! everyone, brace for another attack. WHY ME LORD?? WHY ME!!! *everything is shaking even more* HANG ON!!!!!! *a loud burp is let out and Quatre can be heard telling Duo how impolite that was* This is going to be a long day......
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sorry for the short chapters. I'm having trouble deciding what to do next. Should Duo go on a mission? Or should he go to highschool? Review with your ideas!!
Hmmm, maybe I should make this a series, *shivers* I don't even want to think what's going on in Wufei's brain. Thanx for reading!
Wishful Thinker