Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The GW Survival Contest ❯ OZ is Here! ( Chapter 7 )

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Hello again, fanfic readers! I'm sorry that I haven't been writing
lately. With exams coming up, I've been real busy. I barely have time
to breathe now. Thanks to all those who reviewed.^^ Now here it
is...part seven! Enjoy.

Regular lil' disclaimer: Don't own GW or Herbal Essence. I definitely
don't own Sports Illustrated and Playboy, so don't sue

The GW Survival Contest

Part Seven: OZ Is Here!!

:::The g-peeps are in a state of complete shock. Hilde's mouth is wide
open, Wufei's eyes are as big as they can get (which isn't too big),
and even Heero doesn't have his usual monotonous face.:::

Quatre: *flood crying* Trowa-kun, I'm so glad to see your alive. I-I
was afraid Pinkbeard got you.

Heero: Are you okay, Trowa?

Trowa: I am now. *glares at Dorothy* This lunatic here kidnapped me
and tied me up to a palm tree, but I managed to escape.

Duo: So how did you break free? Did you saw through the rope with that
hair of yours?

Hilde: Did you just skillfully slide through the ropes with that
skinny waist of yours?

Trowa: *.* Ummm...no...actually, I just got hold of a knife that
Dorothy accidentally dropped.

Dorothy: &*@$#@!

Duo: Hahahaha! Looks like your plans are ruined, blonde baka!

Dorothy: You keep quiet, pink underwear boy!

Duo: O.O...*pulls on his grass skirt*

:::All of a sudden, Trowa leaps into the air and does that cool flip
twirly thing he did in Endless Waltz. Whipping out the same knife he
used to escape, he slashes through the net, and the g-boys and g-girls
come tumbling out:::

Dorothy: NOOOOOOO!!!!

Relena: We're free!!

Wufei *somehow manages to leap out of the giant hole he's in with a
boost from Quatre*: Prepare yourself, woman! Prepare to feel the wrath
of justice! *reaches for his kitana but remembers that thanks to me ^^
its not there anymore; so instead, he pulls the gourd off his neck and
approaches Dorothy*

Dorothy: What are you doing? Put that thing down!

Duo: That's a good idea. *pulls off his gourd*

Heero: *quietly pulls of his gourd*

Dorothy: No!! Don't come any closer!! Get away!!!

Cathy: Let's tie her up to a tree and throw coconuts at her!

Sally: Let's feed her to a bear!!

Relena: Let's tar and feather her!!

G-people: O.o

Dorothy: Stay away from me or...or else!

:::The g-peeps pounce on her and all you can see is a big cloud of
smoke and Dorothy screaming as she is beaten with vegetables:::

Quatre: *still trapped in that giant hole Dorothy made. How she made
it so quick without a shovel is beyond me* Hey guys! Can somebody help
me? You guys?! What's going on up there?

Dfire: Well, this is getting gruesome. Why don't we revert to a more
pleasant scene so that I won't lose my g-rating.

:::Somewhere on the island, trouble is a-lurking:::

Noin: Can we stop digging now? My arms are really starting to ache.

Zechs: It's so hot and humid and my hair's starting to frizz.

Lady Une: No, we can't stop now. We have to find that treasure for Mr.
Treize before the Gundam pilots and the girls or Dfire find out that
we're here. Where is your strength and durability as soldiers?

Noin and Zechs: -__-

Treize *sitting comfortably in a nice chair underneath the shade of a
palm tree, drinking a nice cold, refreshing margarita*

Lt. Noin, Lt. Zechs, don't worry. You can have a two-minute break
soon.

Noin: *grumbling real low* &%@#!

Lady Une: It's too bad that tape recording and the bear act in the
bushes Zechs performed, didn't scare the kids off the island.

Treize: That's alright, Lady. We can find the treasure and leave the
island before they notice anything. They're too busy surviving in
Dfire's mindless contest and acting like idiots in front of everyone
who's reading her fic.

Zechs: It's a good thing we're not a part of it. I wouldn't want
anybody seeing me shoveling sand with my hair looking like this. I do
have a reputation to keep.

Lady Une: Would you like another margarita, Mr. Treize? Or perhaps I
could fluff your pillow?

Treize: No, I'm fine Lady Une. I will call for you when I need you.
Maybe later you can give me a back massage and flip the pages of my
favorite magazine for me.

Lady Une: Treize, I live to serve you.^^ I will bring out your entire
collection of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Editions and Playboy right
away. *notices Zechs and Noin* You two, back to work!

Noin: *grumbling to herself* I hate it on this island. Like that man
really needs more money. He's richer than Bill Gates.

Zechs: I could use some Herbal Essence.

Dfire: And now back to our two competing teams.*.*

:::Back at err...wherever the g-boys and girls are at, things have
calmed down now. The gang is now parading around in a circle whooping
and yelling like Indians. Dorothy, who is now virtually eyebrowless,
is tied up to a tree with a gourd halfway sticking out of her mouth
and crude paintings of chibi Shinigamis, panda bears, and circus
animals covering her from head to toe. Heero and Trowa are helping
Quatre out of the hole.:::

Quatre: What happened? What's going on?

Heero: We got Dorothy. Everything should be fine now.

Quatre: So then it wasn't Pinkbeard doing all those mean things?

Trowa: No Quatre, it wasn't.

Quatre: *approaches Dorothy* So you did the bear act too?

Dorothy: *looks confused*

Quatre: You know. The bear growling behind the bushes? The howling in
the woods?

Dorothy: Mfvvp mvvf mwvn...

Quatre: I beg your pardon?

Dorothy: MFVVP MUUF MWVN...

Sally: Maybe you should take the gourd out of her mouth first, Quatre.

Quatre: Oh yeah. *He pulls the thing out* Did you do--

Dorothy: I HEARD YOU, BAKA!!! And I have no idea what you're talking
about--but when I get out of this, all of you will--

Sally: Ok, you can put the gourd back in now.

Quatre: *confusedly shoves it back into her mouth*

Sally: Obviously she didn't have anything to do with the howling and
the "bear" in the bushes. Hmmmm...this is getting a bit confusing.

Cathy: If Dorothy didn't do those things, then who did?

Duo: I don't know, but whoever it was is not one of us and is on this
island.

Hilde: What should we do?

Relena: We should go look for them.

Duo: Relena, I know this island ain't Australia but it still would be
hard to find this person.

Cathy: We could split up into groups.

Hilde: Oh no! I'm not doing that on this forsaken place.

Duo: Well I'm stumped. Any ideas, Heero?

Heero: Hn

Duo: Guess not.

Quatre: Just think for a moment. Where would anybody who has nothing
to do with this contest be on this island?

:::Moment of heavy thinking but interrupted by Wufei:::

Wufei: Where the treasure is, of course.

Sally: Of course!

Trowa: ....!

Relena: It's supposed to be in the southern part, right Hilde?

Hilde: Yes.

Duo: Now let's go kick his butt!

:::Meanwhile, back where the folks of Oz are:::

Treize: Hmmm...I think I like page seven more than nine. Alright now,
Lady, the centerfold.

Noin: Pardon the interruption, Col. Treize but--

Treize: Not now, Lt. I'm extremely busy.

Zechs: But sir! There is a large group emerging from the north side.
It is probably the Gundam pilots and the girls.

Treize: *jumps out of his chair almost knocking over his mudslide*
Then call in the troops! Prepare the firearms! Bring out the Gundams!
Send me the Tallgeese II! (I think that's the one he used in the last
episodes. Correct me if I'm wrong) We've got a full-scale battle
approaching!!

Une: Sir, we're not back at base.

Treize: Ah yes...I remember now. Then what do we have for defense and
ammunition, Lieutenant?

Noin: We have coconuts, sir. And plenty of them.

Treize: Alright then, prepare the...err...coconuts!!

:::The G-boys and girls are now creeping up behind tropical plants and
trees, watching their enemy prepare for battle:::

Sally: It's OZ! What are they doing here?

Hilde: Looking for treasure of course.

Duo: So they wanna play rough, eh? Well two can play at that game.

Cathy: ??? What's up with this place? Weren't we up to our ears in
acorns and berry bushes just a second ago? Now we're surrounded by
palm trees and bananas.

Wufei: *extremely sarcastic* Let's thank our wonderful, lovely author
for that unique and creative mind of hers.

Quatre: Alright, it's now or never. Everyone, grab coconuts! It's the
best weapon we have--actually, it's the only weapon we have.

Wufei: *cursing about how elite gundam pilots shouldn't have to fight
with coconuts*

Trowa: You don't have to participate, Miss Relena.

Relena: I know I shouldn't...

Heero: Then stay here where it's safe.

Relena: ...but after what I've been through on this island, I'm in a
really bad mood and just want to bash somebody's head against a rock!

Heero: O.o You can participate then.

Quatre: This is it! This may be a rough battle but I'm sure with your
experiences on the battlefield you all will pull through. I wish you
all the best of luck.

Wufei: All of you keep away from Treize, he's mine. I have a score to
settle with him.

Duo: Hope you have better luck than that last duel on the ship,
Wu-man.

Wufei: -__- Must you remind me of that? And will you stop calling me
Wu-man!?

Relena: Be careful, Heero.

Heero: Hn

Duo: *now wearing warrior paint and leaves on his head and skirt for
camouflage* Is everybody ready?

G-boys and g-girls: Yeah!

Duo: Alright then!
CHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no! Looks like my innocent lil' survival competition has turned
into an all-out beach war! *taps her fingers and looks around
innocently* Ooopsies...

Review peoples. Until next time.