Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The GW Survival Contest ❯ Quatre the Pirate ( Chapter 8 )

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Hello! I'm baaaaaack! This fic is getting a lot longer than I thought.
I just keep coming up with new ways to torture the Gundam peeps.

WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING This part has a slight spoiler
about Treize. For those who haven't seen the whole series yet, unless
they like spoilers, don't read this. Then again, to help you from
skipping a whole chapter of this fic, avoid the part where Wufei meets
up with Treize and you should be fine.^^

I don't own the Gundam Wing thing.

Part Eight: Quatre the Pirate

******Warning! Beware of random flying coconuts. You must wear a
safety helmet to proceed beyond this point.*******

What have I done? What started out as a quiet little contest has
turned into a war! Coconuts are flying everywhere and the sounds of
battle are ringing in the ears. The entire main cast of Gundam Wing
has gone insane and it's all because of me. Man I'm good!^__^

:::Lady Une and Treize are on a high platform in a palm tree. Noin and
Zechs are on another tree with large piles of coconuts by their
side:::

Lady Une: Here they come! Prepare to fire!

Duo in his warrior paint and camouflage charges through the hot sand:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! *bloodthirsty warrior cry*

Une: Ready...Aim...Fire!

:::Coconuts come pouring down on the g-boys and gals:::

Hilde: Where's Noin? Comparing me to her!? I'll show everyone which
one's be--" *a flying coconut smashes against her head*(konk!)

Duo: Hilde?

Hilde: +.+

Duo: Oh no...they got her! *angrily shakes his fist* Curse you OZ!!

:::Trowa and Quatre have finished building a wall of sand to protect
themselves from the coconuts and are throwing their coconuts with the
help of a slingshot ingeniously made by the blonde Arab:::

Trowa: We're running short of ammo!

Quatre: Don't worry, I sent Cathy to bring more supplies.

Trowa: Quatre! Look out!

Quatre: Wha--?(KONK!)

Trowa: it's a coconut... o.o

:::He starts smacking Quatre in the face, trying to make him gain back
consciousness:::

Trowa: Quatre, wake up!

Quatre: ...iiii've got a loveeely bunch o' cocooonuts...

Trowa: Snap out of it!

:::All of a sudden, Quatre gets that strange crazy look (the famous
Wing Zero look) and with one eye closed, he growls:::

Quatre: Grrr! Arrrggh, matey!

Trowa: ?__@ Quatre?

Quatre: The treasure! Where be th' treasure?!

Trowa: Quatre, why are you talking like that?

Quatre: Winner's the name! Capt'n Winner! And if ye don't tell me
where my treasure be, I'll 'ave to slit ye throat!

Trowa: oh no... (O.O)

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:::Meanwhile, Wufei has skillfully dodged the coconuts and begins to
climb up Treize and Une's palm tree. When he reaches the platform, he
finds that Lady Une is waiting for him:::

Une: To get to Mr.Treize, you have to go through me.

Wufei: Step aside woman! Your boss and I have something to finish.

Une: I don't think so.

:::Wufei swings his leg to knock her down but the platform is really
small, so instead Une falls off the palm tree. Wufei grins with
satisfaction, Treize was now all to himself:::

:::On Treize's platform:::

Wufei: Treize, I must kill you.

Treize: And why is that?

Wufei: Because you were supposed to die in episode 48 and yet you
somehow ended up in this fic. I must correct the wrongdoings and
injustice of this insane author in the name of...!

Treize: I know...justice, am I right?

Wufei: No, Nataku.

Treize: *relieved* Thank God. Very well then, what shall we fight
with? You don't have a weapon and I left my sword at home.

Wufei: Hmmm...never thought of that. We should have some sort of
competition then.

Treize: How about an arm wrestling match?

Wufei: No, something more challenging.

Treize: *thinks for a moment* I know! Who can drink from the most
coconuts.

Wufei: Nah, coconuts make me break out into hives.

Treize: Hmmm...

Wufei: Hmmmm... maybe we should go somewhere for inspiration.

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:::Lady Une finally wakes up to find herself sitting against a wall
tied up. When she looked to her side, Zechs and Noin were in the same
situation. She soon realizes that they're on the boat that OZ used to
get to Bear Island:::

Une: What the ?

Quatre: Arrrrrggghhh!!

Une: *.O It's gundam pilot no. four.

Noin: And he's gone completely nuts!

:::Quatre or *ahem* Capt'n Winner somehow found a pirate outfit ,
which he is now wearing instead of the grass skirt he was in
earlier:::

Quatre: Ahhh...the land lover finally awakens.

Zechs: What do you want, kid?

Quatre: You know 'xactly what Capt'n Winner be searchin' fer! The
treasure of Pinkbeard!

Une: That's what we're looking for right now. At least, we were until
once again you gundam pilots had to spoil everything for us. Where are
those other kids anyway?

Quatre: Right 'ere!

:::He points out the gundam boys and gals tied up in different areas
on the boat. Duo and Sally are tied up in chairs back to back with
each other. Trowa's hanging on the ceiling by his feet, Hilde's tied
up and still unconscious on the coach (it's a big boat), and Relena is
tied up against the fridge with Cathy.:::

Une: Are you mad?

Capt'n Winner: Tell me where the treasure is or I'll make ye walk the
plank and feed ye to the sharks.

Zechs: Even if I knew exactly where it was, I wouldn't tell you.

Winner: Then give me th' map!

Zechs: No.

Heero: Zechs.

Zechs: What?!

Heero: *sees Zechs' frizzled hair and tries hard to keep a straight
face* Give him the map.

Zechs: I'm not taking orders from anybody. Not from a crazed boy
wearing an eyepatch-and especially not you.

Heero: If you don't tell him where the map is, then I'll have to tell
everyone your secret.

Zechs: What secret?

Heero: You know. The one you've been hiding from everybody, including
all the GW fans. Your deepest, darkest secret...

Zechs: eyes grow wide with fear* No!! You wouldn't!!

Heero: Try me.

Zechs: Oh al right! The map is hidden in the stuffed turkey on the
third shelf of the fridge.

Winner: Arrrggh! I knew ye would giv' in somehow.

:::He opens the fridge, reaches into the turkey, and sure enough pulls
out an old map. Cackling with glee, the crazed Quatre runs out to
claim his treasure:::

Duo: Well, good to see he's happy. Now quick--Sally--cut the ropes so
we can get out of here!

Sally: How?

Duo: I don't know. Use one of your special guerrilla tactics.

Heero: Don't worry, I got a knife.

:::He breaks free and goes to untie Trowa first:::

Heero: You okay, Trowa?

Trowa: *with his face as red as a tomato* Besides the fact that 90% of
all my blood has rushed to my head, and everything appears upside down
to me, I'm fine.

Noin: Zechs, what's your secret?

Zechs: Nothing.

Noin: Relena?

Relena: Whatever it is, I don't know.

Duo: Well, while we're on the subject of your brother, I'd like to
know--- what the heck happened to you?!

Zechs: None of your business.

Duo: *snickering, trying to control himself from busting out laughing*
You look like an old afghan hound a friend of mine used to have.

Zechs: You shut up.

Relena: *trying to change the subject* What should we do with Hilde?
We can't just leave her here.

Trowa: I'll take care of her.

Cathy: Come on, you guys. Let's get out of here.

Une: Wait! You're not going to just leave us here?

Hilde: That's what we're all planning.

Noin: But with Treize and Wufei out there and that crazy kid running
around, you'll need all the help you can get.

Sally: She's right you know.

Heero: Fine.

:::He quickly cuts through their ropes and the new allies make their
escape, preparing themselves for the unknown obstacles ahead:::

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And that's it for now. Now remember. Review, Review!! This fic is
almost complete.

Duo: Hey Zechs! Did you hear that? Coming up soon, it's the "mane"
event. *laughs hysterically*

Zechs: -__-