Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Private Bathroom Party ❯ Cut and Wash ( Chapter 2 )

Private Bathroom Party Part Two: Cut and Wash, the party moves to the Kitchen

Ooh, I just might make a dirty version of the Private Bathroom Party….

Duo came back into the party looking for Hilde. Instead he spotted just about everyone but her. He went to Dorothy and Quatre in hopes that they could solve his problem. "Hey guys," he said coming over. The couple looked at him warily.

"Hello...Duo," Quatre greeted looking at the braided pilot a little dazed from too much punch. Dorothy seemed a bit angry that Duo broke into their conversation, but he was oblivious.

"Have you seen Hilde?"

"She's in the kitchen making some more salad," Dorothy informed with her arrogance at its zenith point. "We ran out." Duo backed away slowly afraid that any sudden moments would cause Dorothy to jump at him and rip his head off.

He wandered for a while searching for the kitchen opening random doors and meeting random people doing random things and some... not so random. Finally he found the kitchen at the end of some corridor. Hilde was trying to rip open a package of baby lettuce. There was absolutely no sign of a workable salad. Some bowls were filled with a strange green mass covered in orange and white stuff, presumably what was dressing. Duo chuckled. "Gee, babe, didn't think you could screw up a salad, too." Hilde wrinkled her nose and threw an empty lettuce bag at him. Since it was light though, it fell long before it came near him. "Need help?"

"I would rather be kidnaped by a bunch of talking yellow-purple banana monkeys (yeah I know what you're thinking... what was I thinking, I have no idea but it's fun to say out loud.) then have you help me." kidnaping

"That can be arranged. But then you would want to get away from the little bugs so then I would have save you which would mean in the end I would have helped you." Hilde picked up a bowl of the icky green stuff and threw it at him. His agility saved him from a sticky demise. The kitchen door though had seen many better days. "You're aim sucks."

"You moved." She went back to her work on the salads by chopping a beet to death.

"Don't take out your anger on the poor beet." Hilde raised the knife up dangerously.

"Right, I should take it out on the person I'm angry at."

~

Relena straightened her clothes and pulled Heero off the bed. "Come on lazy, people will be wondering where we are," she remarked.

"Right..." he said emotionlessly. He pulled his shirt back on and wrapped his arm around Relena's waist. "Let's go."

"Right." They walked out of the room and started to walk back to the main dining room where the party was located when a scream diverted their attention."What the..." Shouting commenced.

"Come on you big baby!" a female voice yelled. "You let Wufei do this to you, why not me?!"

"That sound's like Hilde," Relena commented,"chasing Duo."

"Why would she be chasing Duo?" Heero asked stupidly. "... he did something idiotic again?"

"Let's just say it's something that will give old ambassadors nightmares and it is the most unexpected thing for Duo and Wufei to do."

"There are a lot of things that Duo and Wufei are unexpected to do and being friends is one of them... but that look on your face is probably a cue for me to be quiet."

"Bingo." Relena pressed her ear against the wall to find Hilde's location.

"HOLD STILL!" Hilde shouted.

"NO!" Duo yelped.

"Come on I promise it won't hurt that much!"

"NO!"

~

"Hey you deserve this," Hilde said her voice lowering. Duo looked at her and pouted.

"I didn't mean to say all those mean things... I'm sorry." He gave her the big puppy dog eyes that worked each time he did something stupid.

"Fine." She went back to chopping the beet.

"Now will you let me help you."

"No."

"Come on, let me help."

"NO! I CAN DO THIS MYSELF!" Duo moved around her towards the knife.

~ Outside

Relena pulled Heero closer to the kitchen door. "They're in here." Heero rolled his eyes.

"I can tell," he replied. They fell back surprised as a cry of excruciating pain echoed through the corridor.

"What in the world?"

~Inside

Duo was cuddling his profusely bleeding, throbbing pink thumb. "I told you I could do it myself," Hilde hissed. She pulled out a first aid kit from some cabinet in the kitchen and set to work on the bleeding thumb. She turned on the faucet and waited for the water to warm a bit. "Here, you have to wash it so that the blood will clear up.

~Outside

"No! Don't poke it anymore, it will bleed even more. Just clean up the blood on the outside, not in the crack."

"What is she talking about?" Relena wondered out loud. "I hope she didn't mean..."

"Please don't say it," Heero replied.

"Okay, get it closer you big baby."

~Inside

"I don't need your help, Hilde," Duo retorted. "I can do this myself."

"That's what I said," Hilde said snidely. "No copying. Now put it closer." She grabbed his hand and placed it under the running water.

~Outside

Shrieks were heard. It sent chills down the spines of the eavesdropper.

~Inside

Hilde and Duo were blowing their hands to get the burning sensation out. The water had become hot due to the extended time it was on. "Well," Hilde said brightly, "at least we know that is clean." She pointed at the reddened thumb. She got the first aid kit in hand and faced Duo.

~Outside

"Now, you got to learn to do it correctly, otherwise you'll get a very bad disease. So you got to get some protection."

Heero looked ready to faint. The image of Wufei and Duo played in his head. Nightmares are imminent.

Relena nearly squealed in delight. "I thought they were promiscuous, but it seems they've never done it before," she commented. Heero stared at her in a frightened manner.

~Inside

"See you take this out of the wrapper and put it right on top of that and pull it around," Hilde said wrapping the band-aid around Duo's thumb. "Wow, we really made a mess."

~Outside

"Aww, that's so sweet," Relena said. Heero's eyes were wide as saucers.

"Let's... um leave them be..." he said hastily before he grabbed Relena's wrists and dragged her back to the party.

~Inside

"Well, let's clean up this mess and bring out some salads!" Duo suggested.

"Good idea."

~Down the Hallway towards the party

"Wasn't Hilde suppose to make some salads?" Relena asked.

"..." *Olive oil has a new rival.*

The end... or is it?