Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Uncle Wu-bear ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Nekocin 
Why is he called Uncle Wu-bear?
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.28.2002 | Updated On: 01.14.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 495 | Status: Work In Progress
Why is he called Uncle Wu-bear?
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.28.2002 | Updated On: 01.14.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 495 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: I don't own any of those Gundam Wing characters... in my dreams maybe, BUT NOT the characters. They belong to those who'd produced them and made it possible to air this show. I don't do it for the money.
Warning: This might be a little OOC and crazy
Uncle Wu-bear
Part 1
by: Nekocin
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"Ack... I think I'm getting more of those white strings" Professor G complained as he was looking at his reflection... "I can't stay looking like THIS!!" He sighed as he was trying to find those white strings. "GRRR..." (Author's note: well... you might be thinking his hair is already gray, this is one of those horrible OOC of mine)
Master O blinked a few times while reading the scripts a few times. "Dang! I must be getting old" He tried to read those tiny words but sighed anyways.
"My poor head hurts... I must be working too hard on these things!" Instructor H said while rubbing his forehead. Suddenly a crack... "ACK! Even my back!"
Doctor S was just taking some time off for his meal... "Aa... that hurts..." Doctor S spit out a tooth and glanced at it. "My, my... time do fly..."
Doctor J was working on some potion thing in his private lab when the other scientists came in.
"Doctor J, we've got to talk..." Professor G said angrily as Doctor J was surprised to see some black dreads between his big mushroom-ish hair. "He had been coloring his hair" Doctor J noted in his thoughts and was surprised to see Master O wearing those thick glasses which looked O-O on him, Instructor H leaning on a stick while holding his back and Doctor S... he had a bandage over his head like as if his tooth hurt. "So I guess you all came here for some kind of reason because we're growing old?" Doctor J stated. "You bet!" Professor G said while crossing his arms. "Well... I suspected that we're really getting old so I came up with this formula..." Doctor J gave them a glimpse of this strange juicy-looking thing... "Let me guess, one of your strange potions again?" Master O said. "Yes... a potion which can bring us back to our youth" Doctor J stated. "Who is going to be your victim?" Instructor S asked. Doctor J glared at the others and grinned evilly... "We'll have to try giving it to THEM... besides they're still young..."
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The former gundam pilots were now living at Winner residence (Author's note: okay, okay... one of those same things, I guess). Heero was behind his laptop as usual, Duo was watching TV, Quatre was outside with the Maganuacs, Trowa had been sitting on the couch for over 4 hours waiting for... dinner (Author's note: o_O I may be getting too hungry at the moment) while Wufei was up in his room reading one of his History books.
The History books about democracy actually... democracy on Earth and in the Colonies. He liked reading that same old democratic thing over and over just to do some assignments like hobbies. And did you think he doesn't do justice with THAT sort of book? Well, you can hear him pout and pout while reading about politics in the past. "Darn those militaries!... This is injustice! Kids aren't supposed to be involved with violence...!" Wufei complained (Author's note: Isn't he a little OOC?).
Meanwhile, downstairs...
"I'm back!!" Quatre called as he went into the living-room. Trowa jumped up and Duo turned to look over his shoulder. "Welcome back..." Duo said. "Quatre..." Trowa then noticed something in Quatre's hands. "Oh... these... the scientists gave it to me. They wanted us to drink it up" Quatre smiled. Heero looked up from his laptop. "They wanted...?" 'Why?" Duo wondered. "They must be in a good mood" "I'm not sure... maybe they just wanted to treat us..." Quatre said. "They said it was just a cheer up drink after all of our hard work" "Let's drink it!" Duo exclaimed.
Wufei looked up from his book..."Winner must be back..." he thought and turned to the next page. "It must be time for the cooking" Wufei thought as he slid his fallen strands of hair over his ear.
[tick, tick, tick...] there was quite a silence in his room and you can still hear the ticking of his clock. Wufei felt his stomach grumbling and looked at the clock. "It must be time for dinner..." He closed his book after slipping a piece of paper between the pages. He paced down the hall and went to the lunchroom.
He heard a click and turned around. "Who's there?" He asked quickly and saw a little boy with familiar brown messy hair and deep blue eyes holding a gun. (Author's note: and I may add his clothes are kinda thrice the size of his body) "Omae..." the boy said with a baby accent. "Wha...? Who are you? Maxwell! Are you still accepting kids to babysit?!!" Wufei yelled as he ran into the living-room. "Du... du..." was the answer. He was shocked to find another little kid... only with brown hair in a braid and sucking his thumb (Author's note: and also BIG clothes). "What's going on?!" Wufei called and stumbled across two other kids also with familiar looking hair styles: one blonde and the other brown (Author's note: same here. Big clothes. o_O I'm getting crazy). "Qua... qua" said one of them. "Trow... trow..." was the other.
Wufei rubbed his eyes thinking that he might be seeing illusions, but it was not. "Wu... wu..." the little kid with the braid said and crawled near Wufei's feet. "This can't be happening! This can't be happening! I knew I shouldn't have read those experiments of how to see little forms... ARGH! My eyes must be damaged or something..." Wufei said and rubbed his eyes again, before looking at the kids.
"Wu... wu..." Wufei glanced at the kid nearby and sat on the floor. "Maxwell...?" Wufei asked. The kid smirked and tackled him shouting out loud "Unc'e Wu!..."
"Wha...?" Wufei's eyes widened and looked around. "This must be another trick! What has happened to them?!" The others crawled near him and they began to gagga this and gagga that. "Wu... wu... wu... bear!" (Author's note: Baby talks, you know? Instead Fei, it's now bear. I'm getting horrible, right?)
"How many times must I tell you. It's WuFEI!" Wufei went nuts as the little 'kids' crawled onto his lap or should I say tackle him also (Author's note: Let's just say they wanted a hug...o_O *grin*) "Wu...wu..." they somehow went into a chanting mood and started playing with his hair. "Unc'e wu... BEAR!" Small Duo smirked.
"GET OFF!!" Wufei yelled and pushed the kids away from him. "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?" He glared at the little kids and they stared at him with those big puppy eyes. Then... "WAAAAA.... WAAAA!!" they began to wail and cry. Wufei got stiffened as he watched the little kids cry and cry... "Why are they crying?... Even that Yuy..." Wufei thought guiltily. "WAAAA! WAAA! WAA!" was only the racket in the Winner residense while Wufei cringed into a chair by the loud and mournful cries.
Wufei couldn't take it anymore and went near the crying kids. "Now, now. STOP crying! Boys don't cry!! Crying is for weaklings!!" Wufei warned and the kids stopped... looking at him with their big eyes again... they sniffed, but then again. "WAAA! WAAAA! Unc'e Wu BEAR...! WAAA!"
"Not again" Wufei complained and sighed. "How did this happen? I must be dreaming or something...Or I must have watched too many of those crazy videos that Maxwell buys... DARN! This really can't be happening!"
"WAAA! WAAA! Unc'e Wu... BEAR! WAAA!" they cried loudly.
"Okay... okay... shush, you weaklings!!... Please... keep quiet... please don't cry...." Wufei said quickly trying to shush the kids up, but didn't quite know what to say anyways. "ARGH!... This is woman work! They're supposed to watch over kids...!" Wufei thought dizzily as he was going to tumble over the chairs.
"Hhmmm... it does seem to be working..." He heard a familiar voice and whirled around. "You..." He was surprised that the other scientists were with him also. "What's going on? How did you guys get in?"
Doctor J grinned and Wufei seemed to notice some slight changes among the scientists. "What's with those black strings...? And those horrible glasses? ... And the stick? ... and..." Wufei commented while pointing at each of them. "Enough!" Professor G warned. "It seems like the juice did work after all... but I may be exaggerating. I got them 14 years younger..." Doctor J said. "What? What are you talking about? What's going on?" Wufei yelled. "What happened to them? They shrunk just by drinking the juice?!!"
"Yes... we're getting too old for this scientist job and so Doctor J decided to make some kind of potion or medical drink which might bring us back to our youthful forms" Master O explained while sliding those glasses back up when they tried to slid off his nose. Instructor H kneeled down near the crying 1 year olds and they stopped crying. "They're fine... I can see that...and also a little immature" The toddlers stared at him with those puppy big eyes and slowly began to tear up again. "Oh no..." Wufei thought and directly they began to cry out loud.
"VERY immature. The juice might have effected their brains and conscious" Doctor S said. "Well... I guess there's nothing serious. The juice will wear off just about over a few weeks. You don't have to worry. Luckily you're the only one left normal" Professor G stated as he glared at Wufei. "WHAT?! A few weeks?! How can I live with them under one roof? They'll drive me crazy!!!" Wufei shouted. "Well... now that you mention it... YOU can take the responsibility as your mission..." Doctor J stated and Wufei's eyes widened.
"WHAT?! Baby-sit them?!!" Wufei shouted disapprovingly. "Why!!?" The scientists ignored him and commented: "A great mission... very great. So keep up your work! They're counting on you to take care of them" Wufei was quite mad as he looked at the crying kids again. "Now... we must go back to work. I've to add some more things in my juice" Doctor J said and the other scientists followed him out of the house, leaving Wufei with the kids who were once his comrades.
He clenched his fists while gritted his teeth. "How dare they?... Testing that thing on them!! Injustice! Now I'm responsible!!" Wufei complained and glared at the kids who got silenced quite awhile. "Huh? Already asleep?" Wufei said to himself. They had crawled near each other to feel each other's warmth when they were asleep and slept ... well... like babies. Wufei sighed and his anger was softened. "Whoever thought they can be so kawaii when they're asleep? I never knew that they looked cute when they were babies..." Wufei thought when a smile crawled out of his softened face. "Better get them into bed, before they'll get any worms or germs..." Wufei sighed and slowly, but carefully took the sleeping toddlers to their respected rooms.
Author's note: Err... that's it for part 1, I guess. I'm very slow with these kind of subjects.
Warning: This might be a little OOC and crazy
Uncle Wu-bear
Part 1
by: Nekocin
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"Ack... I think I'm getting more of those white strings" Professor G complained as he was looking at his reflection... "I can't stay looking like THIS!!" He sighed as he was trying to find those white strings. "GRRR..." (Author's note: well... you might be thinking his hair is already gray, this is one of those horrible OOC of mine)
Master O blinked a few times while reading the scripts a few times. "Dang! I must be getting old" He tried to read those tiny words but sighed anyways.
"My poor head hurts... I must be working too hard on these things!" Instructor H said while rubbing his forehead. Suddenly a crack... "ACK! Even my back!"
Doctor S was just taking some time off for his meal... "Aa... that hurts..." Doctor S spit out a tooth and glanced at it. "My, my... time do fly..."
Doctor J was working on some potion thing in his private lab when the other scientists came in.
"Doctor J, we've got to talk..." Professor G said angrily as Doctor J was surprised to see some black dreads between his big mushroom-ish hair. "He had been coloring his hair" Doctor J noted in his thoughts and was surprised to see Master O wearing those thick glasses which looked O-O on him, Instructor H leaning on a stick while holding his back and Doctor S... he had a bandage over his head like as if his tooth hurt. "So I guess you all came here for some kind of reason because we're growing old?" Doctor J stated. "You bet!" Professor G said while crossing his arms. "Well... I suspected that we're really getting old so I came up with this formula..." Doctor J gave them a glimpse of this strange juicy-looking thing... "Let me guess, one of your strange potions again?" Master O said. "Yes... a potion which can bring us back to our youth" Doctor J stated. "Who is going to be your victim?" Instructor S asked. Doctor J glared at the others and grinned evilly... "We'll have to try giving it to THEM... besides they're still young..."
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The former gundam pilots were now living at Winner residence (Author's note: okay, okay... one of those same things, I guess). Heero was behind his laptop as usual, Duo was watching TV, Quatre was outside with the Maganuacs, Trowa had been sitting on the couch for over 4 hours waiting for... dinner (Author's note: o_O I may be getting too hungry at the moment) while Wufei was up in his room reading one of his History books.
The History books about democracy actually... democracy on Earth and in the Colonies. He liked reading that same old democratic thing over and over just to do some assignments like hobbies. And did you think he doesn't do justice with THAT sort of book? Well, you can hear him pout and pout while reading about politics in the past. "Darn those militaries!... This is injustice! Kids aren't supposed to be involved with violence...!" Wufei complained (Author's note: Isn't he a little OOC?).
Meanwhile, downstairs...
"I'm back!!" Quatre called as he went into the living-room. Trowa jumped up and Duo turned to look over his shoulder. "Welcome back..." Duo said. "Quatre..." Trowa then noticed something in Quatre's hands. "Oh... these... the scientists gave it to me. They wanted us to drink it up" Quatre smiled. Heero looked up from his laptop. "They wanted...?" 'Why?" Duo wondered. "They must be in a good mood" "I'm not sure... maybe they just wanted to treat us..." Quatre said. "They said it was just a cheer up drink after all of our hard work" "Let's drink it!" Duo exclaimed.
Wufei looked up from his book..."Winner must be back..." he thought and turned to the next page. "It must be time for the cooking" Wufei thought as he slid his fallen strands of hair over his ear.
[tick, tick, tick...] there was quite a silence in his room and you can still hear the ticking of his clock. Wufei felt his stomach grumbling and looked at the clock. "It must be time for dinner..." He closed his book after slipping a piece of paper between the pages. He paced down the hall and went to the lunchroom.
He heard a click and turned around. "Who's there?" He asked quickly and saw a little boy with familiar brown messy hair and deep blue eyes holding a gun. (Author's note: and I may add his clothes are kinda thrice the size of his body) "Omae..." the boy said with a baby accent. "Wha...? Who are you? Maxwell! Are you still accepting kids to babysit?!!" Wufei yelled as he ran into the living-room. "Du... du..." was the answer. He was shocked to find another little kid... only with brown hair in a braid and sucking his thumb (Author's note: and also BIG clothes). "What's going on?!" Wufei called and stumbled across two other kids also with familiar looking hair styles: one blonde and the other brown (Author's note: same here. Big clothes. o_O I'm getting crazy). "Qua... qua" said one of them. "Trow... trow..." was the other.
Wufei rubbed his eyes thinking that he might be seeing illusions, but it was not. "Wu... wu..." the little kid with the braid said and crawled near Wufei's feet. "This can't be happening! This can't be happening! I knew I shouldn't have read those experiments of how to see little forms... ARGH! My eyes must be damaged or something..." Wufei said and rubbed his eyes again, before looking at the kids.
"Wu... wu..." Wufei glanced at the kid nearby and sat on the floor. "Maxwell...?" Wufei asked. The kid smirked and tackled him shouting out loud "Unc'e Wu!..."
"Wha...?" Wufei's eyes widened and looked around. "This must be another trick! What has happened to them?!" The others crawled near him and they began to gagga this and gagga that. "Wu... wu... wu... bear!" (Author's note: Baby talks, you know? Instead Fei, it's now bear. I'm getting horrible, right?)
"How many times must I tell you. It's WuFEI!" Wufei went nuts as the little 'kids' crawled onto his lap or should I say tackle him also (Author's note: Let's just say they wanted a hug...o_O *grin*) "Wu...wu..." they somehow went into a chanting mood and started playing with his hair. "Unc'e wu... BEAR!" Small Duo smirked.
"GET OFF!!" Wufei yelled and pushed the kids away from him. "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?" He glared at the little kids and they stared at him with those big puppy eyes. Then... "WAAAAA.... WAAAA!!" they began to wail and cry. Wufei got stiffened as he watched the little kids cry and cry... "Why are they crying?... Even that Yuy..." Wufei thought guiltily. "WAAAA! WAAA! WAA!" was only the racket in the Winner residense while Wufei cringed into a chair by the loud and mournful cries.
Wufei couldn't take it anymore and went near the crying kids. "Now, now. STOP crying! Boys don't cry!! Crying is for weaklings!!" Wufei warned and the kids stopped... looking at him with their big eyes again... they sniffed, but then again. "WAAA! WAAAA! Unc'e Wu BEAR...! WAAA!"
"Not again" Wufei complained and sighed. "How did this happen? I must be dreaming or something...Or I must have watched too many of those crazy videos that Maxwell buys... DARN! This really can't be happening!"
"WAAA! WAAA! Unc'e Wu... BEAR! WAAA!" they cried loudly.
"Okay... okay... shush, you weaklings!!... Please... keep quiet... please don't cry...." Wufei said quickly trying to shush the kids up, but didn't quite know what to say anyways. "ARGH!... This is woman work! They're supposed to watch over kids...!" Wufei thought dizzily as he was going to tumble over the chairs.
"Hhmmm... it does seem to be working..." He heard a familiar voice and whirled around. "You..." He was surprised that the other scientists were with him also. "What's going on? How did you guys get in?"
Doctor J grinned and Wufei seemed to notice some slight changes among the scientists. "What's with those black strings...? And those horrible glasses? ... And the stick? ... and..." Wufei commented while pointing at each of them. "Enough!" Professor G warned. "It seems like the juice did work after all... but I may be exaggerating. I got them 14 years younger..." Doctor J said. "What? What are you talking about? What's going on?" Wufei yelled. "What happened to them? They shrunk just by drinking the juice?!!"
"Yes... we're getting too old for this scientist job and so Doctor J decided to make some kind of potion or medical drink which might bring us back to our youthful forms" Master O explained while sliding those glasses back up when they tried to slid off his nose. Instructor H kneeled down near the crying 1 year olds and they stopped crying. "They're fine... I can see that...and also a little immature" The toddlers stared at him with those puppy big eyes and slowly began to tear up again. "Oh no..." Wufei thought and directly they began to cry out loud.
"VERY immature. The juice might have effected their brains and conscious" Doctor S said. "Well... I guess there's nothing serious. The juice will wear off just about over a few weeks. You don't have to worry. Luckily you're the only one left normal" Professor G stated as he glared at Wufei. "WHAT?! A few weeks?! How can I live with them under one roof? They'll drive me crazy!!!" Wufei shouted. "Well... now that you mention it... YOU can take the responsibility as your mission..." Doctor J stated and Wufei's eyes widened.
"WHAT?! Baby-sit them?!!" Wufei shouted disapprovingly. "Why!!?" The scientists ignored him and commented: "A great mission... very great. So keep up your work! They're counting on you to take care of them" Wufei was quite mad as he looked at the crying kids again. "Now... we must go back to work. I've to add some more things in my juice" Doctor J said and the other scientists followed him out of the house, leaving Wufei with the kids who were once his comrades.
He clenched his fists while gritted his teeth. "How dare they?... Testing that thing on them!! Injustice! Now I'm responsible!!" Wufei complained and glared at the kids who got silenced quite awhile. "Huh? Already asleep?" Wufei said to himself. They had crawled near each other to feel each other's warmth when they were asleep and slept ... well... like babies. Wufei sighed and his anger was softened. "Whoever thought they can be so kawaii when they're asleep? I never knew that they looked cute when they were babies..." Wufei thought when a smile crawled out of his softened face. "Better get them into bed, before they'll get any worms or germs..." Wufei sighed and slowly, but carefully took the sleeping toddlers to their respected rooms.
Author's note: Err... that's it for part 1, I guess. I'm very slow with these kind of subjects.