Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Uncle Wu-bear ❯ Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Nekocin 
Aren't the chibis so cute?
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.28.2002 | Updated On: 11.28.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 394 | Status: Work In Progress
Aren't the chibis so cute?
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.28.2002 | Updated On: 11.28.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 394 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: I don't own any of those Gundam Wing characters... in my dreams maybe, BUT NOT the characters. They belong to those who'd produced them and made it possible to air this show. I'm not doing it for the money
Warning: This might be a little OOC and crazy
Uncle Wu-bear
Part 2
by: Nekocin
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"WAAAA! WAAA!" Wufei rushed into Heero's room where he'd left him and noticed that... o_O he'd wet his bed. "Ayaya... Yuy, you should've gone to the lavatory" Wufei complained, forgetting that 1 year olds just aren't quite aware of things around them. "Yuck... yuck... yuck" Wufei commented as he picked the crying Heero up trying not to touch his wet clothes. "I think I better give them all a bath!" Wufei sighed -_- , and rushed out of the room.
"Better get his blankets clean before he really gets pissed..." He thought after leaving Heero in the bathroom (Author's note: I must be turning him into another OOC Wufei, because he's a little air headed now. Sorry...) "Ayaya... I forgot... babies can't bathe on their own... I've to... no! This is not right! They've just shrunk... I can't help them... " Wufei thought crowdedly with a lot of thoughts as he was putting the wet blankets and sheets into some cold water outside. "Oh my god! I left Yuy in the bathroom... he doesn't know how to bathe!!!"
Wufei rushed into the corridor when all the sudden the other three woke up as well. "WAAAA! WAAA!" can be heard through the halls and Wufei was panicking at once. "Got to give them a bath! Got to give them all a bath! Or they'll stink!" He rushed into the others' rooms and picked up each of them... who were still crying. "I can do this! They're babies... ARGH! If only there's a woman nearby!!! Damn it! Now I've to bathe them..." He commented while practically kicking the bathroom door open.
"YUY!" Wufei called out when he saw little Heero washing his gun in the bubble water (Author's note: Err... where did the gun come from? Well... maybe in one of Heero's secret hiding places. Alert wherever he is!) "Wu... BEAR!" Heero just said and pointed his gun at them. Little Quatre looked at the aiming thing and wanted to grab hold to it as he tried to reach out. "Qu...qu..." "Yuy! Put the gun away!!" Wufei warned as little Duo cling onto Wufei's neck, afraid what THAT strange THING might going to do to him. Little Trowa just stared at the bath while getting quite a little annoyed with Quatre's reaching out to the gun.
"Yuy! Give me the gun!!" Wufei said slowly as he let the others sit on some available chairs. "Come on... Yuy... Give me the gun..." Wufei said slowly while approaching the kid. Little Heero just blinked at him and began brushing or cleaning... which one do you prefer, ... the gun with... his toothbrush. (Author's note: Making it shiny! ^_^') Wufei sighed and slowly took the gun away from Heero, who began to scowl again with his cries. "I better get them ready!" Wufei sighed when the others started to cry also.
The bath tub actually fit all four of them (Author's note: of course they do, they're just toddlers) and Wufei had a hard time undressing the toddlers. He turned away while undressing Trowa (Author's note: I'm not getting hentai here! They're just babies!!) "Those clothes are too big for them. I've to buy some baby clothes" Wufei thought while looking at the big clothes on the floor.
Little Duo splashed water around, annoying Wufei and that he'd almost forgot that he was supposed to bathe the toddlers. "That Maxwell must have been one naughty child also... "
He thought angrily to himself as he started to scrub the babies' backs. "Being a parent IS one heck of a responsibility. Sometimes am I glad that Nataku didn't get pregnant. Besides we'd just got married and even though we did sleep together she will never get herself pregnant, I'm sure of that. She'd kicked me out of the bed once... glad she did that!" Wufei thought as he focused on trying to bathe the babies' properly and blushing a while either he was forgetting that they WERE just changed into babies or thinking about Meiran, so NO nose-bleeding thing!
"I just hope that this will end very soon... and geez... now all the responsibilities are weighed on my shoulders. This is ACTUALLY also women's work! DARN! Now I can't finish my book of Minoes... " Wufei got annoyed when he thought about this [1].
"Unc'e Wu-bear!" Little Duo smirked as Wufei got him dressed in some BIG shirts which were apparently one of Duo's T-shirts. "Don't call me that..." Wufei said in a different tone, well... not angry one of course... If Duo ever called him that when he's about Wufei's height and age Wufei would get easily mad. But this time was different... "Wu... wu... " Little Trowa said while pulling onto Wufei's sleeves. Wufei smirked as he just couldn't believe that the once silent pilot he'd known in the past was now so happy, cuddly, cute and smiley for some reason. "This doesn't really surprise me..." Wufei said contently as he was dressing Quatre who kept flashing him with one of those big puppy-like eyes and cute smiles. "I think I should get some baby stuff too..." He thought irritably while dressing Heero.
In the store, some people were just amused by Wufei... he must carry all four babies, well... two (Duo and Quatre) behind his back and two (Heero and Trowa) in his arms of course. "This is dishonorable... seeing me with them. They just think that I've too many children at home...I'll let those scientists PAY!!!" Wufei thought angrily and stomped into a store where they sell baby stuff. "Have a nice day..." said the lady to one of the customers and turned to Wufei. "Can you tell me where are the baby clothes for toddlers?" Wufei asked bitterly, trying keep himself calm.
The shop assistant was quite surprise and looked at the babies. "Well... well... I think I can show you some of the best" Wufei frowned. "Why?" "Because your children are so darn cute!" she commented while pinching Heero's cheek and stroking Trowa's head. "Wu...wu...wu-bear!" came a small squeak from behind Wufei and both the shop assistant and Wufei glanced behind him. "Maxwell! I told you not to call me that!" Wufei scolded.
"Aaaau... how adorable! Don't get mad at him. He's so darn cute! But why is his hair so long? And Maxwell doesn't seem to be a proper name..." the shop assistant commented while turning to Wufei's back just to take a good look at the other two. "This one look so adorable! He's like an angel!" the lady nudged Quatre's little nose and let him play with her fingers. Wufei sighed and shook his head. "Ahum... where are the baby clothes?" Wufei reminded the lady.
"Oh... I forgot. I'm sorry... Come this way... Like I said I'll give you one of our best, since they are all so cute. Come to think of it. They don't even resemble you and they even don't resemble each other. Must be a genre mistake or something and one thing is for sure they're quite from the same age, I presume... Even though it might sound silly, hey! Is your wife mixed with all different kinds of blood?" she explained while leading an annoyed-looking Wufei into one of the cutest baby sections... those clothes are sugar pink and baby blue, which were fascinating... and adorable.
"They're not my children. And my wife isn't mixed! She's full blood Chinese" Wufei snarled. "Oh... I'm sorry. Then you must be their guardian..." the lady smiled ignoring his bad temper. "These are kinda cute on them, right? This one... this one... oh! this one is one of my favorites... Ah! Don't forget this one... and this one..." The lady was quite unaware of Wufei's bad temper as she was just too happy to meet such adorable and kawaii kids with those big puppy-like eyes. Wufei rolled his eyes as he felt quite a reflex to stop the woman's babbling. "She's even worst than Maxwell. She can't sop adoring them!!! ARGH! These women are so... slimy!" He shuddered at the thought.
"Oh... I'm sorry... you can put them in those baby chairs and sit there while choosing from one of these cute clothes!" the woman squealed with dreamy eyes. Wufei blinked at the little baby clothes which were scattered near him after letting the babies sit near his chair. "I have no idea what kind of clothes would suit them! They're guys! They're not supposed to wear pinkish stuff... well... unless he's Winner" Wufei thought while checking the clothes for no reason. "RED?! Yuck! Maybe a darker one would suit them better... and oh my god! Even panda clothes? And Bear clothes" He blinked at the panda-like and bear-like costume.
"Uhm.. are babies supposed to wear these, onna?" Wufei asked. "Well of course. Then they'll look cute and cute and cuddly and more cuteness attached and adoration and more kawaii-nes attached and oh... more and more..." the woman squealed with happiness letting Wufei blink at her a few times. "I've to say that woman nowadays are quite different... Meiran would have never commented about so many cuteness, she would easily shrugged it off. Humph! I can still remember that day when she kicked me out of the bed, almost breaking my arm." Wufei thought while remembering some old things.
"Unc'e Wubear..." the toddlers said in unison while they seem to be doing the same thing... sucking their little thumbs. "What now?" Wufei asked and glanced at Duo who was clutching a big stuffed animal. "No way! where did you get that? Put it back" Wufei said while glaring at Duo. Duo protested in a baby squeak and clutched protectively onto the stuffed animal. "Maxwell...!!" Wufei threatened. "Wubear..." Duo smirked in a pleading eyes.
"Wu... bear!" Quatre added and hugged another stuffed animal also. "Not you too Winner!?" Wufei complained as Quatre gave him pleading eyes also. "Put it back!" Trowa glanced at the others and pulled out a Tiger stuffed animal also. "You too, Barton?!!!" Wufei got a little dizzy with all those baby stuff. Heero grabbed hold on to one of the stuffed animals too and glared at Wufei. "Argh! Okay! Okay! I'll get them for you guys!" Wufei said confusing the lady who was helping him.
"Have a nice day, Mister. Come back soon so that we can see how much these toddlers of yours have changed..." the lady smiled after giving Wufei five bags with full of baby stuff like clothes, those stuffed animals, baby food, baby guide books, baby toys... you name it. a depressed looking Wufei with his tired-looking eyes had to carry all those stuff home plus... also the babies. "I'll let those scientists pay!" Wufei thought angrily as he went back home while the toddlers... fell asleep either in his arms or behind his back.
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[1] Author's note: I know the book "Minoes" isn't quite familiar to those who haven't heard of it. This is one of those great books you must read... About a cat who turned into a red-haired lady after eating from some garbage which got some chemical stuff mixed in it. It was one of those wonderful books I can still remember... only it's in Dutch. Those who can't read Dutch... I hope it's translated, but maybe under a different name.
The reason why Wufei mentioned this book is because I figured he liked cats. There's a photo which inspired with that...
Warning: This might be a little OOC and crazy
Uncle Wu-bear
Part 2
by: Nekocin
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"WAAAA! WAAA!" Wufei rushed into Heero's room where he'd left him and noticed that... o_O he'd wet his bed. "Ayaya... Yuy, you should've gone to the lavatory" Wufei complained, forgetting that 1 year olds just aren't quite aware of things around them. "Yuck... yuck... yuck" Wufei commented as he picked the crying Heero up trying not to touch his wet clothes. "I think I better give them all a bath!" Wufei sighed -_- , and rushed out of the room.
"Better get his blankets clean before he really gets pissed..." He thought after leaving Heero in the bathroom (Author's note: I must be turning him into another OOC Wufei, because he's a little air headed now. Sorry...) "Ayaya... I forgot... babies can't bathe on their own... I've to... no! This is not right! They've just shrunk... I can't help them... " Wufei thought crowdedly with a lot of thoughts as he was putting the wet blankets and sheets into some cold water outside. "Oh my god! I left Yuy in the bathroom... he doesn't know how to bathe!!!"
Wufei rushed into the corridor when all the sudden the other three woke up as well. "WAAAA! WAAA!" can be heard through the halls and Wufei was panicking at once. "Got to give them a bath! Got to give them all a bath! Or they'll stink!" He rushed into the others' rooms and picked up each of them... who were still crying. "I can do this! They're babies... ARGH! If only there's a woman nearby!!! Damn it! Now I've to bathe them..." He commented while practically kicking the bathroom door open.
"YUY!" Wufei called out when he saw little Heero washing his gun in the bubble water (Author's note: Err... where did the gun come from? Well... maybe in one of Heero's secret hiding places. Alert wherever he is!) "Wu... BEAR!" Heero just said and pointed his gun at them. Little Quatre looked at the aiming thing and wanted to grab hold to it as he tried to reach out. "Qu...qu..." "Yuy! Put the gun away!!" Wufei warned as little Duo cling onto Wufei's neck, afraid what THAT strange THING might going to do to him. Little Trowa just stared at the bath while getting quite a little annoyed with Quatre's reaching out to the gun.
"Yuy! Give me the gun!!" Wufei said slowly as he let the others sit on some available chairs. "Come on... Yuy... Give me the gun..." Wufei said slowly while approaching the kid. Little Heero just blinked at him and began brushing or cleaning... which one do you prefer, ... the gun with... his toothbrush. (Author's note: Making it shiny! ^_^') Wufei sighed and slowly took the gun away from Heero, who began to scowl again with his cries. "I better get them ready!" Wufei sighed when the others started to cry also.
The bath tub actually fit all four of them (Author's note: of course they do, they're just toddlers) and Wufei had a hard time undressing the toddlers. He turned away while undressing Trowa (Author's note: I'm not getting hentai here! They're just babies!!) "Those clothes are too big for them. I've to buy some baby clothes" Wufei thought while looking at the big clothes on the floor.
Little Duo splashed water around, annoying Wufei and that he'd almost forgot that he was supposed to bathe the toddlers. "That Maxwell must have been one naughty child also... "
He thought angrily to himself as he started to scrub the babies' backs. "Being a parent IS one heck of a responsibility. Sometimes am I glad that Nataku didn't get pregnant. Besides we'd just got married and even though we did sleep together she will never get herself pregnant, I'm sure of that. She'd kicked me out of the bed once... glad she did that!" Wufei thought as he focused on trying to bathe the babies' properly and blushing a while either he was forgetting that they WERE just changed into babies or thinking about Meiran, so NO nose-bleeding thing!
"I just hope that this will end very soon... and geez... now all the responsibilities are weighed on my shoulders. This is ACTUALLY also women's work! DARN! Now I can't finish my book of Minoes... " Wufei got annoyed when he thought about this [1].
"Unc'e Wu-bear!" Little Duo smirked as Wufei got him dressed in some BIG shirts which were apparently one of Duo's T-shirts. "Don't call me that..." Wufei said in a different tone, well... not angry one of course... If Duo ever called him that when he's about Wufei's height and age Wufei would get easily mad. But this time was different... "Wu... wu... " Little Trowa said while pulling onto Wufei's sleeves. Wufei smirked as he just couldn't believe that the once silent pilot he'd known in the past was now so happy, cuddly, cute and smiley for some reason. "This doesn't really surprise me..." Wufei said contently as he was dressing Quatre who kept flashing him with one of those big puppy-like eyes and cute smiles. "I think I should get some baby stuff too..." He thought irritably while dressing Heero.
In the store, some people were just amused by Wufei... he must carry all four babies, well... two (Duo and Quatre) behind his back and two (Heero and Trowa) in his arms of course. "This is dishonorable... seeing me with them. They just think that I've too many children at home...I'll let those scientists PAY!!!" Wufei thought angrily and stomped into a store where they sell baby stuff. "Have a nice day..." said the lady to one of the customers and turned to Wufei. "Can you tell me where are the baby clothes for toddlers?" Wufei asked bitterly, trying keep himself calm.
The shop assistant was quite surprise and looked at the babies. "Well... well... I think I can show you some of the best" Wufei frowned. "Why?" "Because your children are so darn cute!" she commented while pinching Heero's cheek and stroking Trowa's head. "Wu...wu...wu-bear!" came a small squeak from behind Wufei and both the shop assistant and Wufei glanced behind him. "Maxwell! I told you not to call me that!" Wufei scolded.
"Aaaau... how adorable! Don't get mad at him. He's so darn cute! But why is his hair so long? And Maxwell doesn't seem to be a proper name..." the shop assistant commented while turning to Wufei's back just to take a good look at the other two. "This one look so adorable! He's like an angel!" the lady nudged Quatre's little nose and let him play with her fingers. Wufei sighed and shook his head. "Ahum... where are the baby clothes?" Wufei reminded the lady.
"Oh... I forgot. I'm sorry... Come this way... Like I said I'll give you one of our best, since they are all so cute. Come to think of it. They don't even resemble you and they even don't resemble each other. Must be a genre mistake or something and one thing is for sure they're quite from the same age, I presume... Even though it might sound silly, hey! Is your wife mixed with all different kinds of blood?" she explained while leading an annoyed-looking Wufei into one of the cutest baby sections... those clothes are sugar pink and baby blue, which were fascinating... and adorable.
"They're not my children. And my wife isn't mixed! She's full blood Chinese" Wufei snarled. "Oh... I'm sorry. Then you must be their guardian..." the lady smiled ignoring his bad temper. "These are kinda cute on them, right? This one... this one... oh! this one is one of my favorites... Ah! Don't forget this one... and this one..." The lady was quite unaware of Wufei's bad temper as she was just too happy to meet such adorable and kawaii kids with those big puppy-like eyes. Wufei rolled his eyes as he felt quite a reflex to stop the woman's babbling. "She's even worst than Maxwell. She can't sop adoring them!!! ARGH! These women are so... slimy!" He shuddered at the thought.
"Oh... I'm sorry... you can put them in those baby chairs and sit there while choosing from one of these cute clothes!" the woman squealed with dreamy eyes. Wufei blinked at the little baby clothes which were scattered near him after letting the babies sit near his chair. "I have no idea what kind of clothes would suit them! They're guys! They're not supposed to wear pinkish stuff... well... unless he's Winner" Wufei thought while checking the clothes for no reason. "RED?! Yuck! Maybe a darker one would suit them better... and oh my god! Even panda clothes? And Bear clothes" He blinked at the panda-like and bear-like costume.
"Uhm.. are babies supposed to wear these, onna?" Wufei asked. "Well of course. Then they'll look cute and cute and cuddly and more cuteness attached and adoration and more kawaii-nes attached and oh... more and more..." the woman squealed with happiness letting Wufei blink at her a few times. "I've to say that woman nowadays are quite different... Meiran would have never commented about so many cuteness, she would easily shrugged it off. Humph! I can still remember that day when she kicked me out of the bed, almost breaking my arm." Wufei thought while remembering some old things.
"Unc'e Wubear..." the toddlers said in unison while they seem to be doing the same thing... sucking their little thumbs. "What now?" Wufei asked and glanced at Duo who was clutching a big stuffed animal. "No way! where did you get that? Put it back" Wufei said while glaring at Duo. Duo protested in a baby squeak and clutched protectively onto the stuffed animal. "Maxwell...!!" Wufei threatened. "Wubear..." Duo smirked in a pleading eyes.
"Wu... bear!" Quatre added and hugged another stuffed animal also. "Not you too Winner!?" Wufei complained as Quatre gave him pleading eyes also. "Put it back!" Trowa glanced at the others and pulled out a Tiger stuffed animal also. "You too, Barton?!!!" Wufei got a little dizzy with all those baby stuff. Heero grabbed hold on to one of the stuffed animals too and glared at Wufei. "Argh! Okay! Okay! I'll get them for you guys!" Wufei said confusing the lady who was helping him.
"Have a nice day, Mister. Come back soon so that we can see how much these toddlers of yours have changed..." the lady smiled after giving Wufei five bags with full of baby stuff like clothes, those stuffed animals, baby food, baby guide books, baby toys... you name it. a depressed looking Wufei with his tired-looking eyes had to carry all those stuff home plus... also the babies. "I'll let those scientists pay!" Wufei thought angrily as he went back home while the toddlers... fell asleep either in his arms or behind his back.
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[1] Author's note: I know the book "Minoes" isn't quite familiar to those who haven't heard of it. This is one of those great books you must read... About a cat who turned into a red-haired lady after eating from some garbage which got some chemical stuff mixed in it. It was one of those wonderful books I can still remember... only it's in Dutch. Those who can't read Dutch... I hope it's translated, but maybe under a different name.
The reason why Wufei mentioned this book is because I figured he liked cats. There's a photo which inspired with that...