Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Untitled ❯ Where the f*ck are we? ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Sekra aka Pixie 
And it begins. Saddle up your llama's, grab your munchable bamboo and scream.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.08.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 198 | Status: Completed
And it begins. Saddle up your llama's, grab your munchable bamboo and scream.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.08.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 198 | Status: Completed
Title: UntitledSekra1x2, 3x4, 5xsurprise *snicker*Yaoi, language, x-over, silliness, crossdressing, OOC, TWT.Somewhere lost between PG and........R? (just to be safe)I don't own Gundam Wing nor do I own anything Disney. However, I /do/ want to own Gundam Wing but /not/ Disney. Yeah, please!This was written for Lyssira's line challenge and well...... that's all my notes. O.o
the hell are we?! I can hear birds singing and wild animals and......."
it's a rabbit. Dinner! Get me my shot gun!" Wufei sprang into action, running after a poor white bunny with Trowa closely in tow.
Don't you dare kill it! It's a defenceless animal not OZ!!"
don't care! I'm hungry damnit. We've been stuck here for ten minutes and the cheeriness is driving me nu-UUUUTS..........."
four other pilots knelt at the edge of the cliff their Chinese friend had fallen down.
'Fei, you o....kay? Who the hell are they?"
Wufei were seven small men, all of them argueing over what to do with their find.
it a she or a he?" Asked the one with glasses.
at the hair, it's a she."
look, It's got nothing up top."
does the Queen and I'm pretty sure she's a female."
never know......."
it's a biological fact. If it has no breasts than it's a guy."
cuz I'm short doesn't mean I'm *stupid*...."
of them poked Wufei in the side. "It's not moving."
what should we do with him?"
it doesn't move, pick it up and spread it on a cracker."
I don't think so. Should we take it to Snow?"
other heads with weird hats nodded in agreement.
they OZ soldiers?"
looked at his lover in wonderment. "Are you serious? Since when did OZ start recruiting midgits?"
Treize realized he had a fetish for them." Heero deadpanned.
When did he find that out?"
few months ago. He found three of them rolling each other up in carpets." Trowa said matter-of-factly.
roll each other up in carpets?"
Treize thought it looked rather cute." The banged boy leaned close to Quatre's ear. "How about we try it sometime?"
Duo pointed down," the midgits are kidnapping Wufei!"
their focus off each other, the remaining Gundam pilots slowly rose from their respective places and moved to follow the seven small men and the unconcious Chinese.
dead singing deers, two dead singing rabbits, a dead singing mouse and countless dead singing birds later...................
I hear 'hi ho hi ho' one more time from those damn dwarfs........"
just happy Trowa, let them sing."
I'll let them sing. As soon as I shove their heads up their asses to muffle the sound." Trowa grumbled.
out a sigh, Quatre put his arm around the clowns waist. "You know Tro-baby, I love you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."
only love me /for/ my asshole."
threw his hands up in a defensive gesture," Please do not dirty my images of Quatre being an innocent child. Come to think about it, if I think of Quat as a child then....... Trowa, I would have to think of you as a child molester........." The braided wonder gave a suspicious glance at Trowa before running to hide behind Heero. "Stay away from me! Evil clown....... Itai!!"
baka. Trowa is not a child molester nor is he going to touch you with a ten foot viabrator." Heero let go of the hostage braid with another yank.
know Duo, sometimes I worry about you and your thought patterns."
gave Quatre a puzzled look, "Why? They make sense to me."
recieved a sigh and a shake of the blonds head for a response.
eyes opened to find himself in midgitville. Looking around, he spotted a tiny man with a beard and glasses standing near him. Sitting up he saw more of them.
it supposed to be that small?" He asked while placing his gaze on the reason of his enquiry, a naked grumpy looking fellow making his way out of the bathroom.was, of course, refering to the midgits........... thing.
pairs of eyes followed the strangers gaze to......... down there.
was muttered, by whom was never found out.
this point a normal size female decided to walk through the door carrying a basket of apples and it's assorted products.
White!!" Seven voices called out in recognition.
what we found! A......A......... What was it again?"
she."
spluttered at the comment. Snow perked up at the news.
another female in the house! That's wonderful!"
I'm not a............."
can swap makeup tips and have girls nights out!"
I'm not............!"
you can help with the cooking and cleaning; that's always really fun and oooooohhh I have some gorgeous red nailpolish, we can do that tonight!.........."
silence surrounded Wufei's sudden outburst." Call me a woman one more time and you'll be singing an octave higher!"
like singing." Came Snow White's intelligent reply, right before she handed Wufei the basket of apples and it's assorted products and broke into song.
singing and dancing animals here]
you hear that? Sounds like........ sounds like a bunch of dying pigs." Quatre strained his ears to hear more of the unusual sounds coming from ahead."It's really quite odd. I hope it's not Wufei.....What do you think Trowa? Trowa?" The blond waved his hand in front of Trowa's one visible eye."Yoooohooo Trowa? Look! Lions!"
banged pilot jumped to his feet and looked around frantically, exitement clear on his face. "Where, where, where?!?!"
there are no lions. I made them up to get your attention."
Heavyarm's pilot sat on the ground again. "Cruel bastard........" He muttered under his breath.
as I was saying before, do you hear that noise?" No response."Aren't you listening to me!?!? You never listen to me!"
do when you're not putting me to sleep."
looked over to the quarreling pair. "So that is why your always so quite! Quatre's talking makes you sleepy!"
if you didn't notice the slight snoring that is always coming from his direction." Heero added."I do the same. You know when Trowa, Wufei and myself look deep in thought?"
we're actually sleeping."
Can you teach me to do it Heero? Heero? What are you thinking so deeply about?"
in a little cottage not so far away....................
the Hell is this?!? Onna!! What. Have. You. Done?!?" The Chinese teen looked down in horror as two mounds of flesh appeared where his normal, manly flat chest used to be.
'onna' placed here hands on her hips and looked squarely at Wufei. "You don't honestly think that after living with seven other men I am going to pass up a chance to have another female around. Do you know how hard it is to be a lesbian and get /any/ action around here?!?"
blinked. Then stared. Then blinked a few more times.
turned me into an onna just so you could get some girl on girl action? Why on earth and the colonies would you do something so evil and twisted?!"
them sat several dwarfs listening in with rapped attention and a bowl of popcorn between them.
did something like that because the only pretty females around here are either stuck in a tower or sleeping for a century......"
fair Snow White! Where are you my dear?"
looked up puzzled. He knew that voice........... Trieze?
OZ leader came into veiw, riding a brown and white............. llama?
finally found you dear princess! And how are your lovely maids today?" Trieze dismounted his.......llama and elegantly bowed to them both.
ain't no maid Trieze!" Wufei stated.
was not meaning you, young woman who resembles my Dragon very much," the ginger-haired man frowned at the similarity," I was refering to those over there."
peered over his shoulder to find the seven short men standing behind him.
yes. Many hottie squaws here."
ain't no squaw!" Came a yell from within the ranks, which was again, untraceble to whom it came from.
Wufei hissed and pulled the OZ man away from the others." What the hell are you doing here?"
eyes widened in surprise,"Chang?"
nodded.
Wufei?"
nodded again.
Wufei, Gundam pilot 05?"
nodded again.
drag?"
nodded then realised what had been said and then started to shake his head wildly.
what do you call them fake things?" Treize outstretched a hand and placed it on Wufei's newly developed breasts.
a bright red, Wufei slapped his hand away whilst mumbling,"They're not fake."
me, I think I miss heard you."
SAID THEY'RE NOT FAKE!!" Wufei noticed all eyes turn towards him so he lowered his voice," That...... thing! Over there handed me some apple thingies and I was hungry since I didn't get my rabbit so I ate some of them and /this/ happened! All because she wanted some lesbi........."
put his hand up to silence him mid-rant."I know I know! She did the same thing to dear Milliardo." He chuckled," Tis the plague of the sour apple rings!"
his little gender problem, Chang actually focased on what was being said. "Zecks? As an onna?! This I have to get a polaroid of!"
the hell are we?! I can hear birds singing and wild animals and......."
it's a rabbit. Dinner! Get me my shot gun!" Wufei sprang into action, running after a poor white bunny with Trowa closely in tow.
Don't you dare kill it! It's a defenceless animal not OZ!!"
don't care! I'm hungry damnit. We've been stuck here for ten minutes and the cheeriness is driving me nu-UUUUTS..........."
four other pilots knelt at the edge of the cliff their Chinese friend had fallen down.
'Fei, you o....kay? Who the hell are they?"
Wufei were seven small men, all of them argueing over what to do with their find.
it a she or a he?" Asked the one with glasses.
at the hair, it's a she."
look, It's got nothing up top."
does the Queen and I'm pretty sure she's a female."
never know......."
it's a biological fact. If it has no breasts than it's a guy."
cuz I'm short doesn't mean I'm *stupid*...."
of them poked Wufei in the side. "It's not moving."
what should we do with him?"
it doesn't move, pick it up and spread it on a cracker."
I don't think so. Should we take it to Snow?"
other heads with weird hats nodded in agreement.
they OZ soldiers?"
looked at his lover in wonderment. "Are you serious? Since when did OZ start recruiting midgits?"
Treize realized he had a fetish for them." Heero deadpanned.
When did he find that out?"
few months ago. He found three of them rolling each other up in carpets." Trowa said matter-of-factly.
roll each other up in carpets?"
Treize thought it looked rather cute." The banged boy leaned close to Quatre's ear. "How about we try it sometime?"
Duo pointed down," the midgits are kidnapping Wufei!"
their focus off each other, the remaining Gundam pilots slowly rose from their respective places and moved to follow the seven small men and the unconcious Chinese.
dead singing deers, two dead singing rabbits, a dead singing mouse and countless dead singing birds later...................
I hear 'hi ho hi ho' one more time from those damn dwarfs........"
just happy Trowa, let them sing."
I'll let them sing. As soon as I shove their heads up their asses to muffle the sound." Trowa grumbled.
out a sigh, Quatre put his arm around the clowns waist. "You know Tro-baby, I love you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."
only love me /for/ my asshole."
threw his hands up in a defensive gesture," Please do not dirty my images of Quatre being an innocent child. Come to think about it, if I think of Quat as a child then....... Trowa, I would have to think of you as a child molester........." The braided wonder gave a suspicious glance at Trowa before running to hide behind Heero. "Stay away from me! Evil clown....... Itai!!"
baka. Trowa is not a child molester nor is he going to touch you with a ten foot viabrator." Heero let go of the hostage braid with another yank.
know Duo, sometimes I worry about you and your thought patterns."
gave Quatre a puzzled look, "Why? They make sense to me."
recieved a sigh and a shake of the blonds head for a response.
eyes opened to find himself in midgitville. Looking around, he spotted a tiny man with a beard and glasses standing near him. Sitting up he saw more of them.
it supposed to be that small?" He asked while placing his gaze on the reason of his enquiry, a naked grumpy looking fellow making his way out of the bathroom.was, of course, refering to the midgits........... thing.
pairs of eyes followed the strangers gaze to......... down there.
was muttered, by whom was never found out.
this point a normal size female decided to walk through the door carrying a basket of apples and it's assorted products.
White!!" Seven voices called out in recognition.
what we found! A......A......... What was it again?"
she."
spluttered at the comment. Snow perked up at the news.
another female in the house! That's wonderful!"
I'm not a............."
can swap makeup tips and have girls nights out!"
I'm not............!"
you can help with the cooking and cleaning; that's always really fun and oooooohhh I have some gorgeous red nailpolish, we can do that tonight!.........."
silence surrounded Wufei's sudden outburst." Call me a woman one more time and you'll be singing an octave higher!"
like singing." Came Snow White's intelligent reply, right before she handed Wufei the basket of apples and it's assorted products and broke into song.
singing and dancing animals here]
you hear that? Sounds like........ sounds like a bunch of dying pigs." Quatre strained his ears to hear more of the unusual sounds coming from ahead."It's really quite odd. I hope it's not Wufei.....What do you think Trowa? Trowa?" The blond waved his hand in front of Trowa's one visible eye."Yoooohooo Trowa? Look! Lions!"
banged pilot jumped to his feet and looked around frantically, exitement clear on his face. "Where, where, where?!?!"
there are no lions. I made them up to get your attention."
Heavyarm's pilot sat on the ground again. "Cruel bastard........" He muttered under his breath.
as I was saying before, do you hear that noise?" No response."Aren't you listening to me!?!? You never listen to me!"
do when you're not putting me to sleep."
looked over to the quarreling pair. "So that is why your always so quite! Quatre's talking makes you sleepy!"
if you didn't notice the slight snoring that is always coming from his direction." Heero added."I do the same. You know when Trowa, Wufei and myself look deep in thought?"
we're actually sleeping."
Can you teach me to do it Heero? Heero? What are you thinking so deeply about?"
in a little cottage not so far away....................
the Hell is this?!? Onna!! What. Have. You. Done?!?" The Chinese teen looked down in horror as two mounds of flesh appeared where his normal, manly flat chest used to be.
'onna' placed here hands on her hips and looked squarely at Wufei. "You don't honestly think that after living with seven other men I am going to pass up a chance to have another female around. Do you know how hard it is to be a lesbian and get /any/ action around here?!?"
blinked. Then stared. Then blinked a few more times.
turned me into an onna just so you could get some girl on girl action? Why on earth and the colonies would you do something so evil and twisted?!"
them sat several dwarfs listening in with rapped attention and a bowl of popcorn between them.
did something like that because the only pretty females around here are either stuck in a tower or sleeping for a century......"
fair Snow White! Where are you my dear?"
looked up puzzled. He knew that voice........... Trieze?
OZ leader came into veiw, riding a brown and white............. llama?
finally found you dear princess! And how are your lovely maids today?" Trieze dismounted his.......llama and elegantly bowed to them both.
ain't no maid Trieze!" Wufei stated.
was not meaning you, young woman who resembles my Dragon very much," the ginger-haired man frowned at the similarity," I was refering to those over there."
peered over his shoulder to find the seven short men standing behind him.
yes. Many hottie squaws here."
ain't no squaw!" Came a yell from within the ranks, which was again, untraceble to whom it came from.
Wufei hissed and pulled the OZ man away from the others." What the hell are you doing here?"
eyes widened in surprise,"Chang?"
nodded.
Wufei?"
nodded again.
Wufei, Gundam pilot 05?"
nodded again.
drag?"
nodded then realised what had been said and then started to shake his head wildly.
what do you call them fake things?" Treize outstretched a hand and placed it on Wufei's newly developed breasts.
a bright red, Wufei slapped his hand away whilst mumbling,"They're not fake."
me, I think I miss heard you."
SAID THEY'RE NOT FAKE!!" Wufei noticed all eyes turn towards him so he lowered his voice," That...... thing! Over there handed me some apple thingies and I was hungry since I didn't get my rabbit so I ate some of them and /this/ happened! All because she wanted some lesbi........."
put his hand up to silence him mid-rant."I know I know! She did the same thing to dear Milliardo." He chuckled," Tis the plague of the sour apple rings!"
his little gender problem, Chang actually focased on what was being said. "Zecks? As an onna?! This I have to get a polaroid of!"