Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Untitled ❯ Oh shit. This can't be good. ( Chapter 2 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Sekra aka Pixie 
You still reading?! *narrows eyes* Your not in a mental hospital are you? Coz the padded cell next to mine is laughing an awful lot...
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.08.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 146 | Status: Completed
You still reading?! *narrows eyes* Your not in a mental hospital are you? Coz the padded cell next to mine is laughing an awful lot...
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.08.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 146 | Status: Completed
"Guys! I'm so tired of walking! We're lost!!" Quatre sat stubbornly on the ground and refuse to move.
not lost. We just are temporarily unaware of our exact whereabouts."
means we're LOST!! All you did was add in some fancy-ass words to make it sound different!!"
ignorant of his boyfriend's rambling, Trowa and Heero were searching a few bushes not far from their resting place for food. Loud rusling sounds were followed by Heero's shout of," Guy's look! I think I found something!"
remaining Gundam pilots (excluding Wufei) ran to where the Japanese boy was standing.
it's a puppy! And it looks...dead?" Trowa stopped dead in his tracks and stared at the dalmation.
looked from the dead animal to his lover, the look on Yuy's face unusual. He put his arm around him."Heero, it's okay. The little girl and her puppy was along time ago. Just forget it."
shook his head."I couldn't care less about that damn dog, it pissed on my leg so it deserved to die. Quatre....."
All eyes turned to the little blond and he stared back with hands on his hips."I'm Arabian, you know. Hot desert person? It's cold. It makes perfect sense for me to myself a fur coat!"
but /spots/?!? Are you sure that's a good fashion statement Cruella DeVille?"
pilot just shrugged and continued skinning the poor animal.
searched frantically through his backpack, he knew he had a damn camera in there somewhere.......
wouldn't try it. Unfortunately there was some side-effects on the Lightning count."
not anything too pleasant I hope?"
don't worry." Treize waved his hand to dismiss what was said."She's only radioactive on Thursdays and Mondays."
So quick to adapt the title for poor Marquise, Kushrenada?"
older man just shrugged."Let's face it, he never really looked entirely masculine to begin with."
smirked."True..........eep!" Wufei covered his mouth with his hands, disbeleiving the high-pitched voice that had come out."What the hell?"
your voice. You'll get used it."
Chinese boy.......er girl..........or whatever, shook his head, he would never be able to speak again.
looked intently at the lost form infront of him." Here, test it out dear Dragon. Repeat after me," He cleared his throat."The knife and fork had a baby. And they named it spoon. And the spoon ran away with the plate and they had a baby. And it's name was saucer."
sweatdropped," I am not going to ask how you came up with that."
don't have to Chang, I'm going to tell you anyway. It all started with a simple midget strip tease and a keg of beer..........."
trained terrorists swung around at the sound of hooves coming from behind them. A blond haired beauty came riding along (On a white llama of course), oblivious of the drooling stares she managed to get out of four gay boys.
Where the hell are you?!?"
themselves out of their hentai dazes, and stared at the mounted figure.
It whined."My steed is so slo~ow!!"
reminded of Relena, Heero curled into a ball and shuddered.
she just say 'Treize'?"
she just call that llama a steed?!?"
beleive she did."
Though so."
blond jumped down and looked around whilst mumbling,"Damn this uncomfortable women's undergarment!"
braided wonder snickered and alerted the stranger that she was not alone.
Who's there?"
as their cover was pretty well on it's way to be blown, they pulled themselves out the bushes and stepped into view.
for yourself. I ain't no ma'am, I'm not even a miss."
The goddamn queen! Christ, I thought *I* was supposed to be the dumb blonde."
faint voice was heard over the vast amount of tree's."You still are my dear Milliardo~oo!"
fuck me dead and call me screwed, that sounded like Treize."
back onto his....... her........or whatever... noble 'steed', Zechs (and the remaining Gundam pilots) took off in the direction of the drifting sound.
squealed as he felt something come into contact with his ass.
didn't forget what I have you here for did you?" Came a purring female voice from behind him......her......or whatever. A gasp escaped from the Chinese youth as a wrapped around his wrist and pulled him back towards the cottage.
inside, Snow turned to Wufei holding up a........... bra?
along with that, she held in her left hand a............dress?
you have lost all sense of justice onna!" Chang squeaked before trying to make a dash for it. Only to be stopped by a single sentence." You can have some She waved a packet of Tim Tams in front of him that were just begging to be eaten.
his weakness for that infernal smoothy substance!
upstairs and get changed and you can have one." She waved them again at his face.
do that and I'll be singing zippity-doo-dah the entire way." He grabbed the garments and stormed up the stairs.
minutes of thumping and cursing flowed down from the top floor, followed by an angry shout.
pantaloons don't fit!"
not pantaloons! It's called a pettycoat!!" She called back.
the first two stairs proved too difficult for Wufei in a skirt so just to get the inevitable over and done with, he literally threw himself down them.landed infront of mustard yellow tennis sneakers.
up and brushing himself........herself.....or whatever.... off, onyx black met cobalt blue.
it's me." Wufei jumped as a hand landed on his shoulder.
know your pain." Came the female voice of Zechs. "What did she blackmail you with to get in one of those frilly dresses?"
lightning count himself........herself.......or whatever...was donned in a dress much like Chang's red one, only it was ice-blue.
You?"
threatened to beat me with a bagette!!! And it wasn't even low-fat!" Came Zechs's heated reply.
Heero was still inspecting Wufei's knewly found assets.
Chang....?" He muttered distractedly,"This bra is wireless! Does that make it cellular?"
around to face his boyfriend, Heero plastered a totally innocent look on his face."What?"
do you mean 'what'?!? Your not supposed to touch a females /tits/ when your GAY and have a BOYFRIEND!!" Duo pointed a finger at the Japanese boy." You,
Yuy, totally suck at being my boyfriend!"
just winked saucily at him,"Sucking leads to success."
American shrugged,"If you put it that way........ Let's see how SUCcessfull you are."
watched as the two made a mad dash for the bedroom before beginning the desperate search for tissues.
at least five boxes of tissues like they were the stick that kept him from drowning, Wufei followed Zechs out of the cottage and into the circle consisting of Quatre, Trowa, Treize, Snow White, the seven little men and...........
or rather what the hell is that?!?" Wufei pointed a blue bear looking thing that was at that peticular moment trying to get a peek up Snow's skirt.
rolled his eye."Oh god, not another freak!! Jesus save me!!"
doesn't do anything. I've prayed for Jesus so many times today and has he saved me? No. Jesus does not save!"
I am afraid you are mistaken Quatre." Treize cut in."Jesus saves but does he invest wisely?"
have no idea what you mean by that."
do I however I think it sounds rather intelligent." Treize looked proud of himself with that statement.
isn't one of those 'It all started with a midget strip tease and a keg of beer.......' things again is it?" Asked Wufei cautiously.
my dear Dragon. In fact I was completely sober when I came across this charming quote."
yes, and where did you find it?"
was a bumper sticker on the back of the Gundam 02."
not lost. We just are temporarily unaware of our exact whereabouts."
means we're LOST!! All you did was add in some fancy-ass words to make it sound different!!"
ignorant of his boyfriend's rambling, Trowa and Heero were searching a few bushes not far from their resting place for food. Loud rusling sounds were followed by Heero's shout of," Guy's look! I think I found something!"
remaining Gundam pilots (excluding Wufei) ran to where the Japanese boy was standing.
it's a puppy! And it looks...dead?" Trowa stopped dead in his tracks and stared at the dalmation.
looked from the dead animal to his lover, the look on Yuy's face unusual. He put his arm around him."Heero, it's okay. The little girl and her puppy was along time ago. Just forget it."
shook his head."I couldn't care less about that damn dog, it pissed on my leg so it deserved to die. Quatre....."
All eyes turned to the little blond and he stared back with hands on his hips."I'm Arabian, you know. Hot desert person? It's cold. It makes perfect sense for me to myself a fur coat!"
but /spots/?!? Are you sure that's a good fashion statement Cruella DeVille?"
pilot just shrugged and continued skinning the poor animal.
searched frantically through his backpack, he knew he had a damn camera in there somewhere.......
wouldn't try it. Unfortunately there was some side-effects on the Lightning count."
not anything too pleasant I hope?"
don't worry." Treize waved his hand to dismiss what was said."She's only radioactive on Thursdays and Mondays."
So quick to adapt the title for poor Marquise, Kushrenada?"
older man just shrugged."Let's face it, he never really looked entirely masculine to begin with."
smirked."True..........eep!" Wufei covered his mouth with his hands, disbeleiving the high-pitched voice that had come out."What the hell?"
your voice. You'll get used it."
Chinese boy.......er girl..........or whatever, shook his head, he would never be able to speak again.
looked intently at the lost form infront of him." Here, test it out dear Dragon. Repeat after me," He cleared his throat."The knife and fork had a baby. And they named it spoon. And the spoon ran away with the plate and they had a baby. And it's name was saucer."
sweatdropped," I am not going to ask how you came up with that."
don't have to Chang, I'm going to tell you anyway. It all started with a simple midget strip tease and a keg of beer..........."
trained terrorists swung around at the sound of hooves coming from behind them. A blond haired beauty came riding along (On a white llama of course), oblivious of the drooling stares she managed to get out of four gay boys.
Where the hell are you?!?"
themselves out of their hentai dazes, and stared at the mounted figure.
It whined."My steed is so slo~ow!!"
reminded of Relena, Heero curled into a ball and shuddered.
she just say 'Treize'?"
she just call that llama a steed?!?"
beleive she did."
Though so."
blond jumped down and looked around whilst mumbling,"Damn this uncomfortable women's undergarment!"
braided wonder snickered and alerted the stranger that she was not alone.
Who's there?"
as their cover was pretty well on it's way to be blown, they pulled themselves out the bushes and stepped into view.
for yourself. I ain't no ma'am, I'm not even a miss."
The goddamn queen! Christ, I thought *I* was supposed to be the dumb blonde."
faint voice was heard over the vast amount of tree's."You still are my dear Milliardo~oo!"
fuck me dead and call me screwed, that sounded like Treize."
back onto his....... her........or whatever... noble 'steed', Zechs (and the remaining Gundam pilots) took off in the direction of the drifting sound.
squealed as he felt something come into contact with his ass.
didn't forget what I have you here for did you?" Came a purring female voice from behind him......her......or whatever. A gasp escaped from the Chinese youth as a wrapped around his wrist and pulled him back towards the cottage.
inside, Snow turned to Wufei holding up a........... bra?
along with that, she held in her left hand a............dress?
you have lost all sense of justice onna!" Chang squeaked before trying to make a dash for it. Only to be stopped by a single sentence." You can have some She waved a packet of Tim Tams in front of him that were just begging to be eaten.
his weakness for that infernal smoothy substance!
upstairs and get changed and you can have one." She waved them again at his face.
do that and I'll be singing zippity-doo-dah the entire way." He grabbed the garments and stormed up the stairs.
minutes of thumping and cursing flowed down from the top floor, followed by an angry shout.
pantaloons don't fit!"
not pantaloons! It's called a pettycoat!!" She called back.
the first two stairs proved too difficult for Wufei in a skirt so just to get the inevitable over and done with, he literally threw himself down them.landed infront of mustard yellow tennis sneakers.
up and brushing himself........herself.....or whatever.... off, onyx black met cobalt blue.
it's me." Wufei jumped as a hand landed on his shoulder.
know your pain." Came the female voice of Zechs. "What did she blackmail you with to get in one of those frilly dresses?"
lightning count himself........herself.......or whatever...was donned in a dress much like Chang's red one, only it was ice-blue.
You?"
threatened to beat me with a bagette!!! And it wasn't even low-fat!" Came Zechs's heated reply.
Heero was still inspecting Wufei's knewly found assets.
Chang....?" He muttered distractedly,"This bra is wireless! Does that make it cellular?"
around to face his boyfriend, Heero plastered a totally innocent look on his face."What?"
do you mean 'what'?!? Your not supposed to touch a females /tits/ when your GAY and have a BOYFRIEND!!" Duo pointed a finger at the Japanese boy." You,
Yuy, totally suck at being my boyfriend!"
just winked saucily at him,"Sucking leads to success."
American shrugged,"If you put it that way........ Let's see how SUCcessfull you are."
watched as the two made a mad dash for the bedroom before beginning the desperate search for tissues.
at least five boxes of tissues like they were the stick that kept him from drowning, Wufei followed Zechs out of the cottage and into the circle consisting of Quatre, Trowa, Treize, Snow White, the seven little men and...........
or rather what the hell is that?!?" Wufei pointed a blue bear looking thing that was at that peticular moment trying to get a peek up Snow's skirt.
rolled his eye."Oh god, not another freak!! Jesus save me!!"
doesn't do anything. I've prayed for Jesus so many times today and has he saved me? No. Jesus does not save!"
I am afraid you are mistaken Quatre." Treize cut in."Jesus saves but does he invest wisely?"
have no idea what you mean by that."
do I however I think it sounds rather intelligent." Treize looked proud of himself with that statement.
isn't one of those 'It all started with a midget strip tease and a keg of beer.......' things again is it?" Asked Wufei cautiously.
my dear Dragon. In fact I was completely sober when I came across this charming quote."
yes, and where did you find it?"
was a bumper sticker on the back of the Gundam 02."