Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Woof ❯ Enter Hex ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Hi everyone.

This is my first attempt at fan fiction! Scary, no?

Anyway, I don't own GW or anything associated with it, so please don't waste your time upon contemplating to prosecute me…

Please read & review - I'd appreciate it.

Oh and by the by - this is my first attempt at humor. So if it's not funny I'd like to know.

Setting: sometime after Endless Waltz. However Treize is alive in this version.

Warning: I don't like Relena… And lots of the jokes in this fic are at her expense. I also imply some things about Heero and Duo as well as about Quatre and Trowa.

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A tiny, pink, moist tongue snaked out and licked Heero's hand and then his cheek. Hesitantly a smile appeared on the boy's face - lighting it like nothing (except self-destruction, hate and revenge) could.

Duo beamed upon seeing this reaction in Heero, took a few digital pics of the "picture perfect" moment on the hidden camera and turning told the breeder…

"We'll take that one!"

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The two pilots returned to the mansion hours later, laden down with strange groceries, colorful blankets, and some weird basket-like thing along with one furry little ball that had fallen asleep while sucking Duo's braid.

"How do you think the others will react?" Duo asked of his companion.

… silence… silence… silence… then finally a shrug…

"I don't really care. Its our house as well, and if we don't hurry up and personalize it now it will become Wufei's library, Trowa's circus, Relena's pacifistic headquarters not to mention Quatre's power-trip-central and Zechs & Treizes only god-knows-what."

Duo stared at the other boy in shock - it was the longest contribution to the conversation Heero had * ever * made in Duos presence.

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A week later everything seemed to be settled -

Quatre and Trowa came regularly to play with the puppy (usually holding hands and smiling secretively at each other).

Wufei stalked around the mansion sneezing and periodically muttering "Injustice!" (which left all the other inhabitants wondering whether he meant that it was unfair that he was allergic to dogs or that he now couldn't convert Heero and Duos wing of the mansion into a martial arts training facility).

Zechs quickly learned that cute, little puppies at times leave nasty little presents on the top of the stairs… (he was still in hospital - under the watchful eyes of Noin, Treize and Une [who, in the meanwhile, had been made head of the hospital by the terrified medics]).

Dorothy just plain old avoided being anywhere near "it", whereas Sally, Catherina and Murramea took turns spoiling the little fur-ball… And last (and least) Relena came back from another peace conference on some colony and was on her way to see Heero.

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Liralee (a.k.a. this fanfics author): "O.K. I officially pronounce myself to have writes block…"

Middle'man': "Why?"

Liralee: "Coz - I can't think of a name for the puppy…"

Aurenne: " What kind of a name do you want?"

Liralee: "something in the GW style… numberlike…"

Aurenne: "How about Hex?"

Liralee: * thinks for 2 seconds *… * scribbles furiously * "Thanks Aury!"

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He let her in. She didn't give him a choice. While he was making coffee (or at least that was his excuse), Relena rummaged around the fridge. Locating a delicate looking food-like consistency, she set out plates and cutlery on the breakfast bar.

"Wow, this is delicious! Who made it?" Relena asked curiously not noticing that Heero was not eating…

"Duo," was the spandex clad boys simple answer, as the spoken of braided devil walked through the door with Hex in tow…

" I see, Relena, that you're enjoying the dog food," Duo's voice carried a note of mischief.

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Relena was up a tree… Literally.

Hex was guarding his prisoner with the playful enthusiasm and dedication of… well… a puppy. Barking once in a while and showing off his long sharp teeth, just to make sure that Relena did not forget that was awaiting her if she was planning to try to get down.

Several of the gundam pilots walked by, ignoring her cries for help. Quatre stood under the tree and was absent-mindedly petting Hex while admiring the perfectly trimmed roses.

Wufei stopped next to him.

"What an ugly bird," he commented after looking up into the foliage, as he took off on his bike.

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Heero was back from yet another "successful" mission. He was exhausted. He was soaked… in blood… But that was fine as not a drop of it was his own. He was actually experiencing vivid day-dreams of warm showers and clean clothes.

He opened the door of the walk-in-wardrobe… looked inside - expecting to see his clothes (folded and ordered like a perfectly organized military campaign) lying next to Duo's outfits (semi-crumpled and everywhere). … Yet all he saw was chaos… and Hex - tail wagging, mouth full of spandex.

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After cleaning up the mess in the closet, Heero sat on the large bed surveying all that was left of all of his favourite spandex shorts just as duo moseyed into the bedroom.

"Ohhhh…. - holes in * interesting places *," was the braided baka's opinion.

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O.K. I would like to hear some reviews before I start to bother to type up the 2nd part…

I'd like to thank Aurenne for the name Hex and Middleman for the 'holes in interesting places' comment.