Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Woof ❯ Mischief ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Liralee 
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.06.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 843 | Visits: 203 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.06.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 843 | Visits: 203 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own GW so please - don't bother suing.
Oh yeah - Hex is copyright me. Kinda... His real name is Pandora and its a she...
Pairings: 1+2 and 3+4
O.K. This is the second and final part. Please read & review (a.k.a. advise me on what I should do next). Enjoy.
There was a dog attached to Duo's last pair of his favourite steel-capped-toe-boots.
" Damn, had we gotten two puppies that day, you and I could've had a matched pair," he said to Heero.
" That and you would also have even less shoes left than you have now and even more trouble walking," Heero's mind was tooooooo lateral at times.
Duo slung his hand over Heero's shoulders, encasing his in an effective teddy bear hug.
" But had the puppy not gotten into the closet, we wouldn't have gotten to spend all this time shopping, silly." A look of planned conspiracy was exchanged between Hex and the Shinigami.
Releena passed the three of them in the corridor (after she had made triply sure that Hex was securely attached to the leash). Stopping next to Heero, she leaned in -
"What do you think of this perfume, Heeeero?" she crooned.
Hex sneezed.
Heero exchanged glances with the fluffy black mutt and pronounced :
"Exactly!"
* * * *
"Heero, I've just realized something..." Duo's voice sounded a bit guilty.
" Yes?" Heero said, with his usual flare for conveying the phrase "I don't care" without actually saying it.
" We need to start thinking about Hex's future. What do you think he'll want to be when he grows up?"
" I think I already know... Hex is going to be an electrician."
The mansion at this very while was being completely rewired, following Hex *rearranging* a few things and causing a few "minor" "accidents" [which only had only happened to the people he didn't like] and resulted in all the circuitry being fried.
Duo and Heero felt obliged to pay for the repairs... and Duo secretly though that it was all worth it - after all Dorothy's hair was standing up a-la troll style, after the "tiny" shock she had received a week ago ( and Duo had photos!, lots and lots of photos! ).
* * * *
Another mission was going kinda wrong... Hex had somehow gotten onto the ship carrying the gundams and was about to be squished by Deathscythe.
: Heero, let the damn puppy into your operating center! : Trowa sounded very annoyed over the intercom system.
: Why me?! : an exasperated voice answered on the other end of the line.
: Coz - 1) its your dog and 2) you're the closest! : Quatre the peacekeeper was loosing his touch.
--------> A little while later -
The mission was accomplished. Hero had been out of commission for its duration puppy sitting (a.k.a. chancing the puppy around the mansion with a loaded gun in his hand).
Heero's gundam had sustained some *minor* damage... It was a *lot* worse for the wear - as things progressed it turned out that finicky, precision electronic part of the gundam did not work well around "liquids" (at least not while [and after] the "liquids" were poured right onto them). For some puzzling reason they also didn't take well to being pounced and chewed on by heavy, curious and adorable balls of fluff.
Basically Heero's gundam was a wreck.
--------> Another little while later -
During the night parts of Duo's gundam had gone missing... and Heero's had been "miraculously" fixed....
Duo just couldn't work out *when* Heero had managed to do it - he had been blind drunk on night and right next to Duo for the entire duration of the previous 24 hours.
* * * *
Wufei walked into the library... his library. The floor was littred with paper - pages of Dostoyevskiy, Dumas, Confusious... Bits and pieces of ancient Japanese and Chinese scrolls - from the old Earth...
It had taken Wufei 10 years to get this collection together - most of his life... And now all of his efforts had been destroyed by... A fluffy, tail - wagging mut.
Wufei screamed "Injustice!" and fainted... Hex was licking his shoe and looking as innocent as a lamb - its not his fault that 'Fei had allergies...
* * * *
The pilots were all crowding around a funny looking, metallic, roundish object. Their garden now resembled a World War One activity scene - complete with trenches and now... -
"It's a bomb," said Wufei wonderingly.
"It goes poof..." someone replied helpfully while making empathic hand gestures...
Landscaping a-la Hex.
* * * *
Liralee: "What should happen next?"
Athlone: "How about the GW boys doing something akin to 'Whose line is it anyway'?"
Liralee: ....
Lina / Cometstar: *Please* tell me that Hex made Releena's entire room deadly during his rearranging? :)
Liralee: ....
Liralee: Anyway - heres the "glorious" end -
*Gives up the stage to Duo, Heero and Hex.*
* * * *
"Now that I've proven myself able to keep things well... alive, I think I am ready for the next step!" cried the exuberant god of death.
Heero and Hex both blinked upon hearing this...
" Next a baby, and then the world!" evil laughter followed the Shinigami out.
Heero: "Where are we gonna get a baby?"
Duo: "Sore wa hamitsu desu! :)"
* * * *
* * * *
* * * *
Oh yeah - Hex is copyright me. Kinda... His real name is Pandora and its a she...
Pairings: 1+2 and 3+4
O.K. This is the second and final part. Please read & review (a.k.a. advise me on what I should do next). Enjoy.
There was a dog attached to Duo's last pair of his favourite steel-capped-toe-boots.
" Damn, had we gotten two puppies that day, you and I could've had a matched pair," he said to Heero.
" That and you would also have even less shoes left than you have now and even more trouble walking," Heero's mind was tooooooo lateral at times.
Duo slung his hand over Heero's shoulders, encasing his in an effective teddy bear hug.
" But had the puppy not gotten into the closet, we wouldn't have gotten to spend all this time shopping, silly." A look of planned conspiracy was exchanged between Hex and the Shinigami.
Releena passed the three of them in the corridor (after she had made triply sure that Hex was securely attached to the leash). Stopping next to Heero, she leaned in -
"What do you think of this perfume, Heeeero?" she crooned.
Hex sneezed.
Heero exchanged glances with the fluffy black mutt and pronounced :
"Exactly!"
* * * *
"Heero, I've just realized something..." Duo's voice sounded a bit guilty.
" Yes?" Heero said, with his usual flare for conveying the phrase "I don't care" without actually saying it.
" We need to start thinking about Hex's future. What do you think he'll want to be when he grows up?"
" I think I already know... Hex is going to be an electrician."
The mansion at this very while was being completely rewired, following Hex *rearranging* a few things and causing a few "minor" "accidents" [which only had only happened to the people he didn't like] and resulted in all the circuitry being fried.
Duo and Heero felt obliged to pay for the repairs... and Duo secretly though that it was all worth it - after all Dorothy's hair was standing up a-la troll style, after the "tiny" shock she had received a week ago ( and Duo had photos!, lots and lots of photos! ).
* * * *
Another mission was going kinda wrong... Hex had somehow gotten onto the ship carrying the gundams and was about to be squished by Deathscythe.
: Heero, let the damn puppy into your operating center! : Trowa sounded very annoyed over the intercom system.
: Why me?! : an exasperated voice answered on the other end of the line.
: Coz - 1) its your dog and 2) you're the closest! : Quatre the peacekeeper was loosing his touch.
--------> A little while later -
The mission was accomplished. Hero had been out of commission for its duration puppy sitting (a.k.a. chancing the puppy around the mansion with a loaded gun in his hand).
Heero's gundam had sustained some *minor* damage... It was a *lot* worse for the wear - as things progressed it turned out that finicky, precision electronic part of the gundam did not work well around "liquids" (at least not while [and after] the "liquids" were poured right onto them). For some puzzling reason they also didn't take well to being pounced and chewed on by heavy, curious and adorable balls of fluff.
Basically Heero's gundam was a wreck.
--------> Another little while later -
During the night parts of Duo's gundam had gone missing... and Heero's had been "miraculously" fixed....
Duo just couldn't work out *when* Heero had managed to do it - he had been blind drunk on night and right next to Duo for the entire duration of the previous 24 hours.
* * * *
Wufei walked into the library... his library. The floor was littred with paper - pages of Dostoyevskiy, Dumas, Confusious... Bits and pieces of ancient Japanese and Chinese scrolls - from the old Earth...
It had taken Wufei 10 years to get this collection together - most of his life... And now all of his efforts had been destroyed by... A fluffy, tail - wagging mut.
Wufei screamed "Injustice!" and fainted... Hex was licking his shoe and looking as innocent as a lamb - its not his fault that 'Fei had allergies...
* * * *
The pilots were all crowding around a funny looking, metallic, roundish object. Their garden now resembled a World War One activity scene - complete with trenches and now... -
"It's a bomb," said Wufei wonderingly.
"It goes poof..." someone replied helpfully while making empathic hand gestures...
Landscaping a-la Hex.
* * * *
Liralee: "What should happen next?"
Athlone: "How about the GW boys doing something akin to 'Whose line is it anyway'?"
Liralee: ....
Lina / Cometstar: *Please* tell me that Hex made Releena's entire room deadly during his rearranging? :)
Liralee: ....
Liralee: Anyway - heres the "glorious" end -
*Gives up the stage to Duo, Heero and Hex.*
* * * *
"Now that I've proven myself able to keep things well... alive, I think I am ready for the next step!" cried the exuberant god of death.
Heero and Hex both blinked upon hearing this...
" Next a baby, and then the world!" evil laughter followed the Shinigami out.
Heero: "Where are we gonna get a baby?"
Duo: "Sore wa hamitsu desu! :)"
* * * *
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