Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Love & Breeding ❯ Ra's Fury ( Chapter 5 )

Pepper's pep talk with Roll went pretty well, but what about the pep between Boss and Jam? "You know what Jam, it's time that you and Roll stepped it up again." Boss said. "Now I know about the little chat you had with the girls and the 'aromatherapy' that Roll gave the clubhouse overnight, and regardless of what you're saying, there's no excuses for your lack of interest in Roll."

"What the hell is this, man?" Jam asked. "Would you please--No, this is something I have to speak with the sunnies about." As if on cue, Pepper and Roll came back to the group. "How ya' holding up over there, Roll?" Jam asked her.

"I'm okay, for now." Roll answered.

"Cool. Ruby, stay close to Roll, Pepper and the rest of you ladies, follow me. It's time we had a little chat, one that's important."

With that, Jam went into the brush and every ham girl, except for Roll and Ruby follow him, even Becky. Once the group was led away, Jam began his lecture. "Okay ladies, tell me when we started playing 'Who wants to tell Jam how to fuck Roll?', cause I don't remember starting this crazy game?"

"You think this is a game?" questioned Pashmina.

"One of you sure does..." answered Jam. "And it's time for this to end ladies."

"Only you have the power to end it now, Jam." said Sandy. "It's totally out of our league."

"You girls are something else, you know that?"

"Your problem eez zhat you are a coward." said Bijou. "You 'ave a fear of your own heart and feelings, somezhing that will harm your love life in your long run weeth Roll. Now quit being such a scardy ham and give eet to Roll!"

Jam, now annoyed at the french petite, started to gig. This sort of thing always kept his head cool. It's too bad Bijou was now upset. "Don't you ignore moi!" Bijou yelled and snatched the headset from Jam... only to be dragged by her, face first into the ground. "Bijou!" the other girls yelled.

Jam took his property back and releases Bijou. "Mé taryama." he said and continued to adjust his gear.

"Bijou, are you hurt?" asked Pashmina.

"Only my pride." answered Bijou.

"Listen here you ruffian, you got some nerve doing that to Bijou, wait till Boss hears about this." said Pepper.

Jam continued to gig, then in a teasing tone, "Mé taryama."

It didn't take long for the rest of the hams to show up. Many of them confused, Bijou worked her arm. "Bijou, you okay?" asked Boss.

"Oui." Bijou answered.

"Jam attacked Bijou." said Pashmina.

"Are you sure?" asked Hamtaro.

"Nobody attacks Bijou, and I mean nobody." Boss, yeah, POed. "Let's see you attack me."

Boss charged Jam, only to be put down. He charged the dancing ham again, with the same result. Boss got in close and swung his spade at Jam, crack. Jam was fine, but the visor was broken. "Oh boy... here we go." said Ruby, a worried look on her face.

"What's wrong, Ruby?" asked Stan.

"That's one thing you never do to Jam, and that's touch the headset. But to break any part of the headset.... this won't be pretty."

"I don't see what's the deal from that."

"That headset was the last thing he got from his late mother. It's all that Jam has after our home was totaled, it's his greatest treasure. Jam is now in rage... but add our now in tune season to this mixture... it's about to get ugly."

Jam stood and glared Boss, the Ra's Ham was now silent as he removed the backpack and the broken headset and threw them aside. He then bent forward, exposing the sun spot on his back directly into the air. In a flash, Jam was now holding his weapon in his paws, "The Blade of Ra, this really won't be pretty." said Roll.

"Where does Jam hold that thing?" asked Hamtaro.

"Better yet, you know of that sword?" asked Maxwell.

"Know it, I fear it." answered Roll. "This is the second time I've seen Jam call this weapon, and the first time... it's victim wasn't lucky."

"So I got your attention now huh?" said a cocky Boss. "Well that oversized butter knife doesn't scare me at all."

Jam was silent, but he did move the blade in front of him, tip to the sky, then turned to weapon into a whole circle, then it rested at his left and he walked towards Boss.

"Fine, then stay quiet, I'll punish you for harming Bijou." Boss said then charged Jam.

He swung his spade, but the Blade of Ra also swung, to block. In a quick instant, Boss dropped his spade because it burst into flames. "Okay, you win." said Boss. "I'll just be over here now." and off he ran.

"No escape." said Ruby.

"Heke?" the others asked.

With one quick twirl of his weapon, the Blade of Ra turned into a fire beam that struck Boss, igniting him like dry wood. He fell to the grass and began to roll. Jam bent forward again, after placing his weapon on hit sunspot and in a quick flash, the Blade of Ra and the flames that engulfed Boss' now motionless were gone. Jam stood there, looking at Boss' frame, he was alive, but burned. He turned to collect his things, and walked off. "Two days, Ruby." was all he said, then he was gone.

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