Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Uki's pleasures and pain ❯ Chapter 7

Something for the readers: A lot of people can't quite stomach the thought of the ham-hams screwing, especially when they're screwing in books without care. Well looking for this stuff on your local search engine is easy if you know what to look for. Like this one site I found in Germany while on the net; it had twenty-five Kana/Roberto comics where they were doing it, a Cappy/Penelope one, five Hamtaro/Bijou comics, even one where Howdy, Pashmina and Dexter in a threesome. Websites in Europe, they just don't make 'em like they do here in my California home, but hey, that's the second world for you. Now onto the story.

The next day, announcements were made at the clubhouse. "Well everyone," Bijou began, "Maria took me to ze Vet after school yesterday."

"How'd everything go?" asked Hamtaro.

Bijou had her head down, ready to cry. "I'm not expecting!" and burst into tears.

Hamtaro began to comfort his mate. "It's okay Bijou..."

"No eet's not, I was hoping to rear in hams weeth you."

"I know you're upset Bijou, but don't worry about it. We can always try again later. Laura and Maria understand how we feel and you'll get your hams someday."

"I thought girls would be happy about not being mothers..." said a confused Stan.

"Some are, some aren't." Pashmina cleared the air.

Soon after, Penelope walked in with her head hung low. Pashmina saw this and decided to take action. "Penny, I need a word with you."

"O-kay." Penelope said sadly.

"Listen, I wanted to say I'm sorry for how I was acting the other day, it wasn't like me at all. Will you forgive me?"

"Of course, that's what friends do."

"I'm glad that's over." Cappy walked in, hearing the whole thing. Then he noticed Penelope's sad frame, "Pen, what's wrong?"

"Well Cappy," Penelope began, she was turned away from him. "I...."

"Hey, look at me, I won't be mad at you. Just say your piece and I'll understand."

Penelope turned to Cappy and did just that. "I'm pregnant."

"Please tell me that's a joke." said Boss, taking the words from Pashmina.

"I'm serious, I'll be rearing hams."

Hearing those words, Pashmina became even more enraged than ever. "How about that, Penelope beat you girls to motherhood." said Stan.

"Like, this is no joking matter, Stan." Sandy said, smacking her brother.

"That's right." added Pashmina. "So there's just one thing left for me to do. She walked over to Cappy and gave him a 'Your ass is all mine!' look.

Cappy just gave up, "Here's my neck, go ahead and ring it to your heart's content." he said.

"No, that will make the 'I'm sorry' I gave to Penny useless. You know what you have to do, right Cappy?"

"Of course."

"Good."

"Go drinkin' with the guys."

"You little-"

"Gotcha Pashmina." Cappy walked over to his mate. "Well now, let's leave and plan about this litter, eh Mum?"

And off they left. "I can't believe Penelope's gonna be a mother this early." said Boss.

"Me neither." said Bijou. "I am so very jealous..."

"Heke?" went all the hams.

"Girls that are green in the baby boom, want a baby." said Snoozer, and went back to sleep.

"Oh well, this will be a totally long lesson for those two." said Sandy.

"They'll be fine." said Maxwell.

"Are you sure about that, Maxy?"

"Of course. Cappy and Penelope are young and full of energy. Besides, of all things, the love is there."

That night, a phone call was made, a reassuring phone call at that? "Hello, Maria... yes it's me, Laura. How have you been?.... That's good........... Don't worry about that, everything's fine.... Bijou is here with Hamtaro in the hamster house."

As all of this phone chat went on, Hamtaro was busy with his company. "You'll feel better after this Bijou, non?" he asked.

"Oui oui, Hamtaro." answered Bijou. "I'm so much better now."

"Good, now just relax yourself. I'm in control here, so don't you worry about anything."

"I want to rear OUR hams, Hamtaro."

"Until we get it right Bijou, we do it again...."

"Uh huh.... uh huh... uh huh.... I see. Is there anyspecific thing I should know about Bijou? No, okay. So I'll bring her to your house tomorrow okay..... good, well good eve to you." Laura hung up the phone, and went to her room. She knelt down to look inside the hamster house to see the hamster pair breeding, since she placed it on the ground after it's original place was cleaned up. "I see you two are going for ten minutes now..." she began, "I guess you're ready to devote yourself to her aren't you, Hamtaro?"

"Uh huh." Hamtaro answered while he bred.

"Bijou, you should be happy that you have such a true ham as your partner."

"I am." Bijou cooed.

Laura went on. "Well, I just hope Travis and I get along as well as you two do. Sleep well and let nothing sway your love from each other."

"Good night Laura, uki!" said the loving hams.

Dexter sits in his cage and looks out the window the cage is near. I wonder what Pashmina is doing right now... he thought.

Pashmina was laying in her cage, still awake, I'll kill you if you leave her for any reason, Cappy. she promised herself mentally. Dexter, I'm sorry about our short time together, but I was and still am in a considerable amount of pain. I'll make it up to you Dexter, I promise. I hope you're okay, Penny...

Pashmina, Boss, everyone, watch over Cappy and I. Penelope thought. We will need your guidance and your wisdom.

The next afternoon, the gang was eating the usual at the clubhouse, and things were well for all. "So, has anyone seen Dexter or Pashmina?" asked Boss.

"Dexter decided to stay at the optometry today." answered Howdy.

"Pashmina, like, also decided to stay in the cage as well." Sandy added. "She said not to worry about her and that she'll see us tomorrow."

"Sounds like Pashmina wants seconds on that 'Dexteroni' she had a few days ago." Stan said.

"Normally, I'd smack you, but this time.... it totally sound right."

A free bill huh? Better enjoy it while it's still here. thought Stan.