Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Uki Stew ❯ third stew ( Chapter 3 )

"Oh Pepper, I'm so close." It was that time again for Oxnard. "Oh Pepper, oh Pepper, Pep-perrrrrrrrrr!"and the hungry ham had his orgasm, making it an even dozen, he's been at it since he left for the farm. He was flat on his back and gasping for air, taking a breather from his "Celibacy Ritual" of the trip. Pepper, it's been so long since I've been to the farm, and I won't take it for granted like I usually do. he thought. Next time we meet, I'm going to make it something you'll remember. I'm going to have sex, sex, sex with you. But that's such a big farm, where is the question.... no, HOW is the question. How she can presents herself is so irresistable: Legs spread and rear up, on her back cracked open, begging for the love salami, in the position that says "Please fuck me, Oxnard." and it shows everything. Oh baby...

And Oxnard began to beat his meat again. I can't wait, I just... can't wait, I want my sweet, sweet Pepper, I want her bad. Now his eyes were closed. I'll pump her like I'm going to die and flood her out like a... a... I'll fill her and then some. Oh Pepper, I my hand were only your--"Ahhhhh." Oxnard breaks number thirteen and falls to his back. You're all mine, me sweet Pepper.... and off he went to sleep.

*

"Oxnard, Oxnard, wake up you sleepyham..." Oxnard woke to Kana's voice. "We're here Oxnard, we're at the farm."

"Pepper..." Oxnard said under his breath.

Kana left the cage in the usual spot where she slept and went to see her family, Oxnard, went to see and claim his pirze. He then heard singing, "You get a line and I'll get a pole, honey. You get a line and I'll get a pole, ba-abe!" [Sue me, I'm not in the mood for She'll be comin' 'round the mountain, nor The Hillbilly's Joy.]

"My Pepper, she sings to me." said a happy Oxnard. "Pepper!" He ran to find her and called to her in the process. "Pepper! Pepper! Pepper! where are you, Pepper!?"

After a while, Oxnard finally found his "southern belle" in sight. Pepper turned to him and gave him a confused look. "Pepper, I've finally found you after what seemed like forever, I'm so glad to see you, Pepper." he told her and gave her a hug.

"Who are you?" Pepper asked.

"Who am I? You never ask me that."

"Have we met before?"

"Of course we have."

"Huh.... Oh Oxnard, it's you. I almost forgot about you, sugar."

Theres words brought tears to Oxnard's eyes. "Almost forgot me?"

"Yep, almost. But despite that you rarely come around, I can never fully forget you, Oxy."

No, she can't forget me, not me, we're so close.

"So how's the gang going, sugar?"

"They're okay, but I missed you a lot."

"Not me, I was so busy that I didn't even noticed that you were away. And I'm full of oil and vinegar everyday..."

She didn't even notice I was gone.... Enough, it's time I set out to do what I planned to do. No more wanking with my paws, I'm here with you my sweet Pepper.

"Now Oxnard, gimme some sugar."

"OF course, Pepper."

Oxnard kissed Pepper and she embraced him at all, then he took the farm ham to her back. "I'm suprised that you forgot about me..." said Oxnard.

"Not completely, I still remember you, Oxy." said Pepper. "I've been real busy and it's like I'm forgetting a lot of things that don't matter to my job at this farm."

"So, I'm not worth remembering..."

"The sweetest, face stuffing ham that I know? I could never completely forget about you like I can other things."

"Then I shall remind you of how much you love me amd I , you."

Oxnard wasted no further time and gives Pepper her "shot". Pepper squealed at first, then cooed. "Oxy..."

"You're in good paws, Pepper. I won't hurt you, not you... I love you too much."

Oxnard thrusted into Pepper, their hips crashed together and they moaned in unison. Pepper only moaned Oxnard, making the spotted ham please her further. Oxnard had Pepper's waist and was mounted on her with what seemed burning desire. Kana wouldn't be able to pry me off of Pepper with a crowbar, let alone the jaws of life. Pepper, you are mine. Oxnard thought.

This feels perfect, Pepper thought, but then it hit her. Holy lamb's wool, I don't have my shield in. "Hey Oxnard, lemme take over from here." she said.

"It's okay, I've got the energy of a colt. I could go all day." said Oxnard.

"Well, can we take a quick five, there's something very importan that I remember that I have to do right away?"

"It'll have to wait. Don't worry, you'll be fine."

"But Oxy..."

"I'm not going to stop pleasing you, Pepper. I'll get off after we've peaked." I want my climax first, then you can handle your job.

This is bad, I need my shield.

Well now, something isn't in here.... Pepper, Pepper, Pepper, I hope you climax before I do. If you do, I'll let you go...

Pepper's moaned just egged him on. "Do you feel it, do you feel my love for you, Pepper?" asked Oxnard.

"I feel you." Pepper answered. "I would like you to pull out and let me take a breather."

"No dice. Girls do that so I can't please you like I could before. I'm not going to let you escape from my love like you did last time."

"I wish I could remember that."

In truth, Pepper never had her way with Oxnard, the spotted hamster only mentioned a dream he had had. Oxnard sped his hip speed, nearing his peak. "Pepper, I'm about to... to..." he said.

"Pull out, sugar." cried Pepper.

"Not yet, almost there..." I will make sure you never forget me again, my love. Oxnard had his orgasm, flooding Pepper's insides and bringing her to climax as well. You won't ever forget me again.

Two days later, Kana and Oxnard went home. On his way home, content with his job, Oxnard sat in pleasure of his accomplished task. Now Pepper, my love, you will have a constant reminder of me. he thought. From this day forward, you will ever, never, forget me at all. It's a lesson of love that you must and will learn. Oxnard made sure she was as he made her, as he was informed that Pepper was expecting, he had a smile on his grin. Mission completed.