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Harry Potter and the Time-Turning Time-Turner

Chapter Two: The Other Harry

 

Harry: AVADA KED—

 

Harry: NOOO—wait, what the hell? I don't know that spell.

 

Ron: BLOODY SHIT!!

 

Harry: WHAT THE?!!?

 

Hermione: Oh, great.

 

Harry: This is pretty awkward, isn't it?

 

Harry: I don't have time for this. GIVE ME THE TIME-TURNER!!!

 

Harry: Dude, it's cool, I took care of it.

 

Ron: BLOODY SHIT!!

 

Harry: STFU! *Stupifies*

 

Ron: O_O

 

Harry: What is this?! What did you do?!?!

 

Harry: I stupefied him, what the hell do you think?

 

Harry: But…damn! I don't know that one!!

 

Harry: You don't know anything, then, bitch.

 

Harry: Why are you so mean to me?!

 

Harry: Why do you suck so much?!?

 

Hermione: This is confusing.

 

Both Harry's: SHUT UP.

 

Harry: I should've killed you ages ago. AVA—

 

Harry: NO!!!

 

Harry: Why not?

Harry: Well…because she's my friend, that's why!!

 

Hermione: Thank you, Harry.

 

Harry: … -_-#

 

Harry: And…she's…smart! Yeah, smart! I mean, I've been thinking...we could correct anything that was ever bad about the world with this!! *holds out Time-Turner*

 

Hermione: Oh God, Harry, NO! ACCIO TIME-TURNER!!

 

Harry: PRETEGO!!

 

Hermione: *is Accio'd somehow?*

 

Harry: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!

 

Harry: Shield Charm…but no, you're right. We could rule the world with this shit. But we need a tactical advisor. AND SHE'S IT!

 

Hermione: *meep?*

 

Ron: Wha….what happened.

 

Harry: QUIET MINDSLAVE.

 

Ron: I'm…I'm seeing double, mate.

 

Harry: I'LL K—wait…that's right. I look the exact same as you. And you look stupid. YOU *gestures at Hermione* MAKE ME LOOK COOL.

 

Hermione: Wha? But…

 

Harry: DO IT!

 

Hermione: I don't know…human transfiguration is so difficult. I might not—

 

Harry: *SNARLS AND BARKS LOUDLY*

 

Hermione: *closes eyes and flicks her wand*

 

***BOOOOM***

 

Harry: OMG! WTF DID YOU DO YOU MOTHER—

 

Harry: Dude, you're fine. Your hair is just a different color.

 

Harry: Eh? *Hair is now bottle green and eyes are now black* NICE.

 

Harry: But it's even more confusing to have the same name. I mean, what if someone calls us? How will we know—

 

Harry: This is true. Yes…I've always hated my silly Muggle name…Harry…

 

Harry: But…my parents are wizards.

 

Harry: SILENCE!! From now on…I shall be called…LORD VOL—

 

Hermione: That's taken.

 

Harry: SHIT. In that case…I will be Yrrah. Yes. That's nice and strong. Yes. Yrrah. That's MY name.

 

Harry: Great.

 

Ron: BLOODY SHIT!!