Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction ❯ Harry Potter and the Time-Turning Time-Turner ❯ The Will of Harry Potter ( Chapter 3 )

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Harry Potter and the Time-Turning Time-Turner

Chapter Three: The Will of Harry Potter

Harry: So...what kind of things have I changed…you know…since I killed Voldemort.

Yrrah: Oh, you didn't kill him. You suck too much. No, he's still out there…biding his time…

Harry: Haven't I heard this before?

Yrrah: Umm…shut up? Anyway, you've “changed” pretty much nothing. Except now I inexplicably have parents.

Harry: Umm…yeah…wait…why were you trying to get the Time-Turner again?

Yrrah: I was going to go back and kill Voldemort for myself, of course.

Harry: God, what made me so evil?!

Yrrah: My dad fed me rocks when I was young.

Harry: O_o My dad?

Yrrah: No, MY dad. You don't have any parents, you dirty orphan.

Harry: *to Ron and Hermione* Why are you FRIENDS with him?!?

Hermione: I just thought he needed love…

Ron: I like his personality.

Yrrah: SCREW YOU ALL! So, what should we change first? Should we make it so Malfoy's parents drop him off a cliff? `Cause I could do—

Harry: Let's not. …..is Professor Lupin still teaching?

Yrrah: Lupin, yeah, he's here. He's a werewolf, too. Did you know?

Harry: Yeah….how `bout we make him never become a werewolf!

Ron: What do they call those kind of people?

Yrrah: Diffindo.

Ron: *SLASH* Oh, I'm bleeding, Harry! X_x

Yrrah: I don't know how he turned into a werewolf, though.

Harry: Well, let's ask him! Is he still around?

Yrrah: Yeah, he's probably in his off—

Madame Pomfry: *bustles out* …WHAT THE—

Yrrah: IMPERIO!

Madame Pomfry: *eyes glaze over* … *walks away*

Harry: Okay…let's go!

Yrrah: WAIT! *ties Hermione to the bed* …So she can't get away.

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*at Professor Lupin's office door*

Yrrah: Alright let's go.

Harry: WAIT! You can't just barge into there!

Yrrah: And why the hell can't a barge into there, Potter?!

Harry: Lupin hasn't seen you like this! He'll know something's up.

Yrrah: …fair point, Potter. Very well. Go ahead.

Harry: *opens the office door*

Lupin: Oh…hello Harry. I suppose you're here to mock poor werewolf Professor Lupin, eh?

Harry: No! I would never—

Yrrah: *glares at Harry through a crack in the door*

Harry: I mean…you suck, werewolf!

Yrrah: *facepalm*

Lupin: *sighs dejectedly*

Harry: But…what I wanted to ask you, sir, is how you became one.

Lupin: What, a werewolf? I was bitten as a child. It wasn't pleasant.

Harry: …could you give an oddly specific description of the time and location of this bite?

Lupin: No. What's this about, Harry?

Harry: Well…I dunno. I want to get to know you better Professor Lupin.

Yrrah: *rolls eyes*

Lupin: Well…very well Harry. Have some chocolate *tosses him some* I'll you the entire story.

Harry: *catches chocolate* Thanks sir.

Lupin: Well…it was a long time ago…

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Lupin: And that's how I got my werewolf bite.

Harry: *snore* …

Lupin: …..*sighs dejectedly*

Yrrah: *shoots a spitball at Harry*

Harry: *jerks awake* EH!?

Yrrah: Thanks Peeves.

Peeves: *cackle*

Harry: Thanks, Professor. I promise I'll put the information to good use.

Lupin: What?

Harry: *leaves*

Yrrah: It's a good thing I was there to catch that. You slept like an idiot in there.

Harry: *sighs dejectedly*

Yrrah: And so it begins. The world will know the name…YRRAH!!!

Harry: Usually someone couples their last name with something like that.

Yrrah: I HAVE NO LAST NAME!!!

Harry: Right. *throws the Time-Turner over Yrrah's head*

Yrrah: OOH! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! *turns Time-Turner several times*

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