Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction ❯ Hermione Granger's Secret Nasty Thoughts ❯ Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Hi, me again. Hope all of you like my story so far. I know I'm taking a while to update but I'm having a friend type this up for me, so srry `bout that. Well hear you go. P.S. I do not own anything from Harry Potter!!!

 

An Adventurous Potions Class

 

Harry, Ron, and I were walking to potions when we came upon Professor Snape's very own fan club (yes he has a fan club made up of entirely girls and occasionally a boy or two). They were waiting outside the potions classroom.

 

“You know he's too old for you so why do you even try to get his attention? He's an old

ugly git.” Harry said.

 

“Have you ever heard of the saying big hands, big feet, big dick?” One girl asked.

 

“I don't know about these two but I have. I mean what girl doesn't know about that saying?” Hermione said.

 

“But you're never going to get a cold heartless person like Snape with the innocent act. You need to be aggressive.” Hermione continued. She spied Draco coming down the hall toward them.

 

“I dare you to go up to Malfoy and kiss him. If he kisses you back, I will have proven my point and if he doesn't, I don't know.” Hermione said with a smirk. The girl gulped.

 

“O…o…okay.” The girl stuttered. She started towards Draco.

 

“This should be good.” Hermione said with an evil smirk.

 

“Hermione, what is wrong with you lately?” Ron asked. Harry nodded.

 

Hermione didn't say anything and just watched the girl. The girl had already walked up to Draco. It looked like he had sent an insult her way judging by the sneer on his face. The girl didn't even acknowledge his insult. She just put her hands on the back of his head and pulled his lips to hers.

 

To say he was shocked was in understatement. He was flabbergasted. When he got over his shock, he put his hands on her waist and pulled her over to his warm body. From where Hermione stood, she concluded that the kiss was deep and passionate.

 

Hermione had started walking up to them when Snape came out of the potion's classroom. Hermione heard a few sighs from behind her. She rolled her eyes at the fan girl club that Snape had acquired.

 

“Mister Malfoy, you have a detention with me and you too, Miss. Long.” Snape sneered. (He does that a lot.) Miss. Long (a.k.a. the fan girl) was not listening to him she turned to Hermione, still dazed, and said…

 

“You were right.”

 

“What was Miss. Granger right about, Miss. Long?” Snape inquired. Not curious at all (sarcasm).

 

“She said that with a cold, heartless man you have too be aggressive and not act innocent.” Long said. Both Draco and Snape looked at Hermione with incredulous expressions. Draco recovered first.

 

“Some of Granger's advice actually worked! The world must be coming to an end.” He said mistily. Hermione just looked at him with an evil glint in her eyes. Then she turned to Snape.

 

“Professor Snape, I got you a gift for helping me with that complicated potion.” She said, handing him a long rectangular box with a handle with a handle at the top. When he was holding it by the handle, Hermione unlatched the latch and out came a white ferret. She took the box from Snape with her free hand and set it on the ground. Then she took his hand and put the white ferret in it.

 

“His name is Draco 2 and I hope you come to love him. We'll see you in potions.” And with that said she sped into the classroom. Snape chuckled. He looked down at Draco then at Draco 2. He started laughing outright. When his laughter subsided, he looked down at Draco's slightly red face with a grin.

 

“No detention this time but you had better thank Draco 2 and your uncanny resemblance to him.” As he said this, he was walking towards the classroom door. Draco hurried after him. They were both in when the bell rang.

 

 

Srry this is it for now. We ran out of time to type because of homework and such. We hope to update soon and review plz! Srry that Snape's a little OOC.