Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction ❯ Me at Privet Drive ❯ Vampire chicks are hot ( Chapter 4 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Chapter 4 - Vampire chicks are hot.Early next morning I woke up still tired, sore and much bigger than I should be; almost like I had a growth spurt. “Ugh…damn wonder what I did last night, nothings coming to…oh yeah, heh magic life is great.” Concentrating for a bit I felt my body slowly change back to Harry's, something I was thankful for figuring out a long time ago. Hearing a bit of movement and a sudden gasp I looked over, from were I was putting my clothes back on, towards the bed and the other occupant. God, vampire chicks are hot, especially the younger ones, and what a chick she was. “What? What happened, you're not the guy from yesterday!” she seemed to get an almost forceful look on her face as she got a good look at me and noticed the similarities between me and mini me “Why you little bastard, I ought to tell your mother what you've done, damn she will probably be looking for you. You little shit! Think this is funny do you? I'm going to get blamed for this.” She got really pale, if that is possible, as she thought about the penalties for kidnapping a child. “You stupid, stupid little shit! You'll pay for this!” she yelled lunging towards me.I quickly skidded to the side as a tangle of sheet and vampire hit the floor “Damn, I could hit that from the back again.” I said catching a glimpse of her ass somewhere in among the sheets. This only seemed to make her fury greater as she seemed to rip the sheets to shreds, she slowly stalked towards me as it rained sheet strips; Only to stop short as she noticed the smirk on my face and the casual air about me. “Little boy, do you know how much trouble your in and how much I could hurt you?” she asked, lunging towards me hoping to get a fearful reaction, well I gave her a reaction. Without seeming to put any effort into it I grabbed one of her incoming arms and, using a revised judo throw, threw her to the ground were I pinned her down and using the mass of my weighted clothing simply sat on her. Letting a bit of magic leak into my eyes, so it looked like lightning was leaking from them I looked down into her face “Well little girl, I don't think I'm in any trouble at all; I paid you, I even donated a bit of blood, then I had a good time. And what the hell do you care about my mother, she'd just be happy I'm still alive.” I said as I let the illusion around my scar fade. Now this really got a reaction out of her as she almost seemed to panic, it was well known that during Old Voldy's reign of terror a large portion of the vampire population had backed his ideas and many even helped him. Fear showed on her face as she realised what would happen to her if people thought she had kidnapped `the boy who lived' it would be the end of her. With strength born of fear she pushed me off and jumped back, looking towards the window she could see light streaming in through the smallest of cracks in the windows, so the option of fleeing that way was out; vampires could only travel in heavy cloaks during the day. The only other way out…..was through the door right behind me. Quickly slamming my hand on the door I let loose a locking charm and a muffling charm, really just a poor and easy to cast silencing charm, everyone who went by would just think that I the customer was just having another go before I left.*Just look at him standing their all smug like he owns the world, doesn't he know I could rip him in two? I could snap him like a twig, but what is he? He felt like he weighed a ton.* Angel thought as she crouched in the corner across the room from the door. Angel wasn't stupid, she knew what would happen if it became public knowledge that she had kidnapped `the boy who lived', there wouldn't even be a trial to let her prove her innocence. People would believe that she had done it and there would be public outcries if she got off with anything less than Azkaban or worse. No she wasn't stupid, but she wasn't very experienced either. Angel had only been a vampire for five years now, but with a life growing up on the streets she knew no one would miss her, the way she had been turned even proved that. But Angel had found work here recently; it wasn't the best of places, but it was sure a hell of a lot better than a lot of other places in Knock turn alley. But now she was at risk of losing her only job, and if she was lucky she might never get another one this good, if she wasn't lucky she wouldn't need a job anyway. *No! I won't give up I just have to get past him and out of here. Well here goes nothing, Goddess protect me.*Making up her mind Angel rushed forwards and towards the door putting all her strength into her charge, her only thought was getting past the boy.*Ah damn, she looks serious here, better end it quickly before it gets to be too much of a problem.* Dropping into a basic horse stance I shot a chi spike into the ground, anchoring myself to the spot and simultaneously using it as a tap to bring up energy. As she got within range I gathered chi into my arm and then concentrated it into one point in the middle of my palm, with a slow reverse windmill like movement I slammed my palm into her stomach at the last moment.The moment my palm made contact a whoosh of air left Angels mouth as the wind was knocked out of her and she went flying across the room and landed right in the bed, and falling unconscious as her head slammed into the large oak headboard.Staring down at the unconscious form I was made well aware of why I had enjoyed myself so much the previous night, long legs following up to a tight stomach, long black hair and a beautiful face. *Damn this is going to be fun to do, can't wait to see her reaction when she wakes up.* I thought as I started weaving some humorous illusions around the bed and the room. This will freak her out so much; to finish it off I took the manacles that were provided, attached to the bed posts, and manacled her arms and legs.Angel's mind slowly began the arduous journey to consciousness, but was jolted forwards at the throbs of pain emanating from her head and her stomach *Goddess I feel like little gnomes are beating my head with pickaxes, wha...?* Angel thought as she suddenly noticed she was in a dark and dead forest, twisted spectres of ancient trees loomed down on her from all around, and all around her head were little…men? Little men with little pickaxes, slowly methodically beating her head “Goddess save me I've gone crazy!” Angel yelled out. “Mwahahahaha” came a voice as a cloaked figure walked into view carrying a bowl and brush, his face very familiar. “Bastard! What have you done to me? When I get out of this you'll pay!” Angel yelled at me as I pulled off the hood, revealing my face “Oh silly child, if only you knew the truth of what I'm going to do to you.” Taking the brush I dipped it into the bowl and then began to draw a circle on her stomach and then symbols around it; by now the ruby red colour of the substance identified it as blood.*What is he doing? Why is he doing this* Angel was starting to panic, her headache had gone away when the little men had packed up and run off, but her stomach was still in a lot of pain. “What the hell are you doing to me you filthy bastard?” Angel growled out as she thrashed around and tried to get out of the manacles. “Nothing much, just resurrecting an ancient engine of destruction; but I must use you as its host first, otherwise it can't come into this world Mwahahahhahahahhaha, isn't it wonderful.” With that I finished drawing imaginary symbols and slowly held the bowl to Angel's mouth “Drink!” I said putting some force into my voice and tipping the blood into her mouth. With that done I activated the final stages of the illusion and what was possibly the hardest to maintain, because the way it was made, one mistake and the whole thing might go glitchy. Positioning myself over Angel's stomach with one hand in the middle of the circle I began to chant the most plausible gibberish I could think of at the moment, with that done I jumped back and activated the very last part of the illusion “Now, come forth, my creature of chaos and despair!”.*What's going on, what's going to happen to me? I don't want to die again!* Angel was beginning to panic as a bulge began to form on her stomach and something began to move, it was almost as if something was trapped under her skin and was trying to get out *I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!* kept going over in her mind as the skin stretched farther and farther, Suddenly in an explosion of gore a bloody little mouth popped through and began to thrash around as the hole became wider and wider, slowly the rest of the body started to come out. It was only then that Angel realised the screaming she heard wasn't the creature but her * I'm gonna to die I'm gonna to die I'M GOING TO DIE!*“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU FILTHY LITTLE BASTARD, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” As the little monster finally freed itself and lunged for Angel's face everything suddenly just stopped.*Well it's getting late into the morning, Hagrid will be waking up soon, gotta wrap this up.* I thought as I snapped my fingers and everything stopped “well this has been fun…Angel, nice name, but unfortunately I have to go, must meet Hagrid and all…” I trailed off as I grabbed my coat and released the illusion.*My god, just an illusion, a fucking illusion.* Angel thought to herself as the entire forest and the frozen little monster began to crack and fall apart like broken glass, before completely fading away.As I opened the door and left Angel in a state of shock I almost ran into the manager, a great big muscle bound kind of man, *god I'd swear he has as much giant heritage as Hagrid.*“Is something wrong” I said as I looked up at him.“Been hearing a lot of screaming, what's going on?” he boomed down at me “Well isn't screaming usual in this sort of place, along with many other noises?” I said looking up at him with a stupid grin on my face “You know what I mean, is everything alright Angel?” he inquired looking in at the chained up but totally healthy looking form of Angel, casting a questioning glance at the drawing on her stomach. “y...ye...yes” she mumbled out still in quite shaken up“sheesh, she sure is ticklish, well I'll be going now.” I said out loud as I wandered down the hallways, down the stairs, across the reception area and out the doors.~outside and near Knock Turn Alley's entrance~“There he is father, that's the one I told you about” *oh dear god, give me the strength not to kill this one and devour the flesh.* turning around on my heel I saw Draco and his father walking towards me. “see father, that's him”. Draco said with an almost giddy tone to his voice, probably expecting me to be afraid now that his father was around. “So you are the boy huh, I'm surprised they let trash walk around here, I always thought there were much better standards here than Daigon Alley.” Luscious said as he stared down at me, almost challenging me to say something in return. *now he's going to get it, just can't kill him…must control urge.* I truly struggled to control myself, I truly did. “Yeah I know it's terrible around here, and what's worse it seems to be breeding too, god have mercy on us all.” I said looking over at Draco, before turning around and walking away. I don't know what pissed him off more, my insult about him and his son being trash or the fact that I turned my back on him like he wasn't worth my time. I had to hit the ground as I felt a build up of magic energy, and then the sudden discharge in my direction.Jumping up, I started to run in Luscious' general direction as I had to dodge to the side as several spells flew past me. My anger at the gall of him attacking me in the middle of the street fuelled the force behind my blow as I buried my fist in gut, I've been doing that sort of thing a lot recently. As he crumpled over gasping for air I marvelled at how weak these wizard folk were, they relied on their magic so much, there physical skills were shit, to be quite frank “next time you attempt that Luscious I'll rip out your cold dead heart and force feed it to your son, before I anally rape him with a lead pipe” I whispered into Luscious's ear as he struggled to regain his breath. Draco finally broke out of his shock and ran at me; I cracked him in the nuts nice and hard. “See you at Hogwarts, Draco.” I said as I walked away. Go me.~Two hours later~Once Hagrid and I had finished up with the rest of the supplies I needed, plus some extra stuff I picked up for my own reasons of which Hagrid was too busy looking for some of the stuff he needed for his micro brewery that he apparently had back at Hogwarts. After that I made a final stop at Gringotts to change half of the money I had left over into normal money that I could use in the main part of the city, once that little trip was over Hagrid lead me back towards the entrance to daigon alley.“Now `Arry, S'ing as I's gots stuff ta do, t'ink `ou can git `ome yourselfs?” Hagrid asked me as the brick archway opened up before us. “Sure, whatever, knock yourself out Hagrid; I've got my own plans to fill the rest of the day.” I said as I opened the door and pushed myself through the crowd to the bar counter and ordered a butterbeer. “O `Arry I's almost be ferget'n this…'ought t'would be eh good `irthday present…..now were'd she get to?…A' ere she' be.” Hagrid said handing me a very ruffled looking snowy owl, fishing through his pockets a bit more he pulled out a Cage. “Hey thanks Hagrid, but why didn't you just put the owl in the cage?” Hagrid had the decentcey to look embarrassed before I dropped off the stool and popped the owl into my trunk before re-shrinking it and said my good byes to Hagrid; followed by my quick departure into `my' world or as some would call it, the muggle world.