Hellsing Fan Fiction ❯ Hellsing Goes American ❯ Alucard's New Master ( Chapter 3 )
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By: ani_cat_candy 
Alucard finds out how creepy cuteness can be when he meets his new master.
Anime/Manga: Hellsing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Psychological / Horror / Drama / Comedy / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 01.19.2009 | Updated On: 01.31.2009 | Pages: 2 | Words: 3.1K | Visits: 416 | Status: Work In Progress
Alucard finds out how creepy cuteness can be when he meets his new master.
Anime/Manga: Hellsing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Psychological / Horror / Drama / Comedy / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 01.19.2009 | Updated On: 01.31.2009 | Pages: 2 | Words: 3.1K | Visits: 416 | Status: Work In Progress
Hellsing Goes American
Author's note: No, we do not own anything... just a purse full of chocolate.. TOUCH IT AND DIE!!!!!!!... and Candice.. we own her.. we are her... name's just spelled differently and last name is different.. and the outfit she's wearing, the dark red lolita dress, that's mine too. No touch-y! MINE! The babies are also mine..
AN2: Reworked for a LOT more fun!
Chapter 3: Alucard's New Master
As soon as the men got into the car, all hell broke loose. No one makes her leave without saying goodbye to her Baby Buddy!
"What the fucking Hell is so God damn important that I couldn't give my nephew one quick hug and kiss?!?!" The men both visably flinched at the shear volume. "Watch your mouth, young lady!" The blond, sitting in the passenger's seat said "You do NOT use the Lord's name in vein!"
She kicked the back of his seat violently, "Fuck you, you God damn Brit!" "My word!" the red-head glanced back at her in shock. Not but a few minutes ago she was a sweet inocent looking girl with what seemed to be good manners, but now, she was just a plain bitch!
"Mis Candice! Please! That is NOT how a young lady should speak!" "Cat. Fuck-face. The name's Cat." She hissed out with hatred.
The men could do nothing but look at eachother in shock and question.. "What is bloody wrong with you?!?!" "You, dip-shit. Can't even let a girl say goodbye to her best and only damn friend.. You piece of fuckin' shit. You will pay for that. I promise." her voice lowered to a calmer tone for the last part, but it held a promise of pain and suffering.
When the red-head looked into the rear-view mirror, what he saw creaped him out. Cat was sitting there, nice and calm with a look that matched her tone, the only way he could think to describe it was 'evil'. He wouldn't be surprised if she turned out to be a vampire or demon, especially with that smile, the one that screamed 'I'm going to enjoy watching you beg for mercy'.
He just kept his eyes on the road and his mouth shut the rest of the short drive. He wished he could say the same about their passenger as she continued to curse them out the entire time. He was sure even a sailor would blush at what spewed from the girls mouth.
A privet jet was waiting for them at the small air-field. She was going to have fun once they got in the air. She burst out laughing like a lunatic, causing both men to spin around and stare at her. Good thing they had already parked the car..
Ideas for torture were forming like crazy in her head as they escorted her into the plane, too bad most of them were for physical torture, she needed to use psycological torture for these asses, more satisfying and you don't go to prison for it.
Her whole demeanor changed the moment she stepped into the plane. A man stood from his seat and extended his hand to her, "I'ts so nice to meet you Ms Candice, I'm Mr Weatherson. I'll be your bodyguard until we reach the Hellsing Maner."
She curtsied in greeting. "I'm Candy. Nice to meet you Mr." Her voice back to that sweet innocent tone and her face looked just as cute as when they had first started talking to her in the square.
The blond carefuly went around her and spoke quietly to the bodyguard, "Be carefull.. She's a bit off her rocker.." They watched her as she took a seat next to the window and buckled her babies into the seat next to her, five BJDs (Ball Joint Dolls) two had to sit in her lap, but she didn't mind.
As the plane took off she started humming the tune to Boku wa Kuma from Utada Hikaru. Mr Weatherson gave her a smile "There's no need to be scared, Mis Candy. We have one of Englands best pilots-"
"Candy's not scared." she cut him off looking down at the dolls she continued, "It's their first time on an airplane." "I see.."
"Nani?...." everyone looked at her strangely, "So desu ka?.... mm... Hai.." She was talking to her dolls in another language... "Honto ne?!..."
She gave the blond a death glare and went back to Cat. "Azuki said you touched her.. How DARE you, you God damn pervert!"
Mr Weatherson looked at her in shock, "My word! What is going on here?" She narowed her eyes as that smile began to creap across her face again, "This fuck-face touched my baby. He upset her."
The blond looked scared and disgusted, "I did no such thing. You're bloody insane. Why would I touch a doll?"
Her head snapped to look at one of the dolls in her arms, she had wine red hair that reached her knees, yelow-green eyes and was wearing a black lolita dress. "So desu ka?...... hmm.... demo..." she burst out laughing, causing them all to jump.
"Umi thinks Blondy should be punnished. And she has such a good idea..." Her smile got bigger as Blondies' eyes looked as though they might pop out. "Unfortumately, I don't have my knife on me at the moment. Sorry Umi. It really does sound like fun though!" Blondy let out a sigh of relief.
She was quiet durring the take-off, just watching out the window and talking softly to her dolls as she held up the two in her lap so they could see out the window. But after they could no longer see any detail to the landscape below, she looked at Mr Weatherson with innocent curiosity written all over her face.
"Where are we go~ing? How long 'till we get there? Candy's hung'y. Are there any cookies? Why are you so wrinkly? Where'd all your hair go? Did you loose your wig? My babies like to throw their wigs off sometimes when they don't get their way or it's too hot. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
The men merly stared at her as she continued on with the random, childish questions. "Why is your nose so big?" she directed this one to Red and the next to anyone who would listen, "Where do babies come from?"
At that all three men blushed and looked to each other as if to ask 'Is she serious?' She looked at them, waiting for an answer, and when none came she asked, "ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION -- please?" She gave them a sweet look and used her childish voice as she said 'please'... The men were tripping over their own toungs as they tried to think of how to answer.
She cocked her head to one side as she waited for her answer. "Ah.. Well.. um.. You see.. there.. well.. um.. you.. ah.. when a man and a woman.. ah.." Red's face was the same color as his hair as he looked around nerviously, trying to get the words out.
He jumped out of his seat suddenly as if he'd just been burnt, "You explain! I need to visit the loo!" He didn't give anyone a chance to protest as he bolted to the back of the cabin and into the lavatory.
Blondy and Mr Weatherson looked like scared goldfish as they tried to wrap their minds around the fact their associate had just bailed out on them and left them to answer the question. Too bad there was only one lavatory on the plain.
She received the same jumbled responce from the two men in front of her as she was given by Red, but at the same time.
This is why she asked. Because no matter who it is, they will always trip over themselfes trying to find an innocent way of explaining it. She didn't even bother hiding her amusement.
They finaly settled on the stork version, to which she commented, "The stork must have been drunk and droped you one too many times." She giggled.
She was refering to Blondie's flat head and mis-shaped nose. He didn't seem too amused however. "Why you little brat!"
Her sweet giggling turned into a dark condasending laugh. "We may be a brat, but at least we don't have to chase sheep or pigs to get laid."
Mr Weatherson couldn't stop himself from laughing, although he tried. Blondy glared at the older man, "What the bloody hell is so funny?!?"
"Nothing!" He was trying so hard to not laugh, he was turning red. And speaking of red, he could be heard quite clearly from his hiding place, laughing his ass off.
Cat was the only one that hadn't turned red as she sat with a wicked smile on her face, watching the men go at eachother's throats.
"Shut it, Pinokeo!" "What the bloody hell did you just call me?!?!?!" "You heard me! -You too, baldy!" "Like you have any room to talk!" Mr Weatherson yanked Blondie's wig off, which had Cat laughing so hard she was crying. "Oh no! This is too good!" No one seemd to even notice her now as they fought amongst themselfs.
Unfortunately, the argument ended after about an hour, so she had to think of something else to do.
The entire flight went that way. She switched between Cat and Candy randomly, and between talking to her dolls, starting arguments to watch them fight amongst themselfs and acuseing the men of the strangest things, including eating underwear while rideing a duck through a toilet purple elephant pig fly pudding.
They were beyond releived once they got her to the Hellsing Maner. They quickly grabbed her things, set them by the door and quickly left.
"Wonder why they did that?" ahe asked herself as she watched them hastily drive off, most likely to the nearest pub for a nice stiff drink.
She turned back toward the mansion and just looked up at it until someone came to greet her. "Miss Candice! It is so good to see that you've made it hear alright. Come in. Come in." she followed the older man into the foyer as he grabbed her bags.
"This way Miss. I am Walter, your buttler, and you will meet the family pet soon enough, I'm sure." He spoke to her in a respectful tone.. She will try to go easy on the old fart..
Although, how he was able to carry those heavy bags so easily, she had no clue. Up the stairs we go! She forced a smile onto her face.. She hated stairs... Did this place have an elevator? If not, it should.
"Here we are." Walter set down one of the bags to open the door and stepped aside so she could enter before setting the bags down just inside the door, next to the wall.
"Is there anything I could get for you Miss? Some tea perhaps?" She turned and gave him a smile, "No, but thank you, I'm alright."
Walter just bowed his head respectively, "Very well Miss. There are some files on the bed that will require your attention as soon as possible, and if you need anything, just use the intercom." He motioned to the intercom/phone on the nightstand before taking his leave.
The room was huge and beautiful, whoever decorated it had great taste. The bed was in the middle of the room with the headbord against the wall. It was covered in deep red silk sheets and black silk pillows, the canopy above it was the same red silk and was tied back with black ribbon to gather at the corners of the bed, which itself was carved out of beautiful mahogony.
The carpet was the same deep red as the bedding and the drapery, makeing it look, to Candy, like blood flowing down and covering the floor in a thick puddle.. She cocked her head slightly to one side, that would take a lot of blood..
The bottom third of the walls were covered in ornate wood panneling, the top two-thirds covered in a dark red wallpaper with a faded floral pattern that gave it an antiqued look.
The dresser, nightstands, fireplace, and all other furnishings were mahogony, just like the bed. Around the grand fireplace, which, she noted, you could probably fit a couple of bodies in there with plenty of room to spare, there was an antique sofa, table and a couple of matching chairs.. Queen Ann style, she noted, they must have either been recovered or hardly ever used with the condition of the red velvet seating.
Looking around a bit more she saw it had a balcony, bathroom, and a closet.. a rare find in a building of this age as closets only really became a standard feature in the early 1900's..
She decided to look through those files Walter had mentioned earlier, but there was a man laying on the bed flipping through them...
"Excuse me, Mr.." She walked over to the side of the bed and looked as cute as possible. "What 'cha do-'en?"
Alucard just looked up at her and gave her his usual wicked smile, "Hello there." He looked her over quickly before tossing the folders aside, spilling the papers all over the bed and on the floor, and sitting up.
"So, you're my new Master, huh?" He laughed, not really believing this little fluff-ball* to be of Hellsing blood.
"What do you mean 'new master'?" Before he could think of an answer, however, she had grabbed one of her bags and set it on the floor next to the bed with a big smile on her face.
"I'm Candy! This is Namari," She pulled a doll out of the bag, he had shoulder-length light brown hair, pulled back into a ponytail with a bit loose to frame his face, deep blue eyes, glasses, and wore black slacks, dark brown loafers and a white dress shirt. She set him on the bed so he sat, leaned back with his arms supporting him, he looked comfortable.
"This is Azuki." She set her down in a nice lady-like pose, her hair was exactly the same as Candy's but a little more brown, she wore a black and white lolita dress and had one blue eye and one green.
"This is Riko, she's stuck shareing her body with Umi... Umi can be kind'a scary sometimes, so be careful." She set the doll with wine-red hair next to her sister, then pulled out another one and set her next to Riko/Umi.
"This is Saiyuri." She had long, hip-hength (with the curls in it, not stretched out streight) light blond hair that formed gentle curls at the ends, light lavender eyes, and wore a light floral-patterned Alice-style lolita dress with half-aprin and a cute straw hat with light pink flowers on it that matched the print on her dress.
"And this is Minoru." She just kept this one in her arms, he looked about eight years old (a 45cm doll) and had short red hair the same color as Candy's, green eyes, and wore a cute blue sailor/school uniform with dark blue collar, cuffs and shorts, with white knee-high socks and black low-top boots.
Alucard just looked at her like she was crazy then looked at the dolls... something about them just creeped him out.. Along with their owner's too sweet and inocent smile.
He felt trapped, all of the dolls were staring at him, as was their owner... He seemed to have a blond moment there for a second (he'd been around Police Girl too long) before he remembered he could just phase out of the room, and did, leaving Candy and her babies confused and surprised.
"wow.. I bet you'd like to learn to do that, huh Umi?" She turned to her baby, then saw the mess he had left for her....
"God damn, mother fuckin', ass-hole! I was suposed to read that, dip-shit! How the fuck am I suposed to do that when it's all fucken skrewed up like this?!?!?!"
Alucard heard her in the dungons.. He was just about to tell Series about the creepy dolls... "I think our new boss is upset, master.."
"No, really?" He sighed in frustration, first the Fluff-ball and her demented dolls, now Police Girl becomeing Miss Obvious...
But, now that he thought about it, when she held that last doll out to show him, which was just close enough he could really get her scent, there was definently something familiar in it... His luck, she really was of Hellsing blood... Joy.
AN: I know my spelling sucks, but at the moment I'm writing this, my computer is being retarded and not wanting to pick up internet, so no dictionary.com, I do not have a dictionary with me, and I'm too lazy to go back and fix it all.
Also, please forgive us if there is any incorrect information pretaining to the anime, we haven't watched it in a couple of years...
*Fluff-ball - he's refering to her fluffy skirt and over all childish look
*Queen Ann Style was popular in the Victorian era (late 1800's - early 1900's I forget the exact dates)
*Namari is a Delf Yder, Riko/Umi is an Obitsu, Saiyuri is a Dollfy Dream, Minoru is a Delf Kid Boy ANI, and I'm not sure what Azuki is - we got her off of Yj (Yahoo Japan Auctions)
Author's note: No, we do not own anything... just a purse full of chocolate.. TOUCH IT AND DIE!!!!!!!... and Candice.. we own her.. we are her... name's just spelled differently and last name is different.. and the outfit she's wearing, the dark red lolita dress, that's mine too. No touch-y! MINE! The babies are also mine..
AN2: Reworked for a LOT more fun!
Chapter 3: Alucard's New Master
As soon as the men got into the car, all hell broke loose. No one makes her leave without saying goodbye to her Baby Buddy!
"What the fucking Hell is so God damn important that I couldn't give my nephew one quick hug and kiss?!?!" The men both visably flinched at the shear volume. "Watch your mouth, young lady!" The blond, sitting in the passenger's seat said "You do NOT use the Lord's name in vein!"
She kicked the back of his seat violently, "Fuck you, you God damn Brit!" "My word!" the red-head glanced back at her in shock. Not but a few minutes ago she was a sweet inocent looking girl with what seemed to be good manners, but now, she was just a plain bitch!
"Mis Candice! Please! That is NOT how a young lady should speak!" "Cat. Fuck-face. The name's Cat." She hissed out with hatred.
The men could do nothing but look at eachother in shock and question.. "What is bloody wrong with you?!?!" "You, dip-shit. Can't even let a girl say goodbye to her best and only damn friend.. You piece of fuckin' shit. You will pay for that. I promise." her voice lowered to a calmer tone for the last part, but it held a promise of pain and suffering.
When the red-head looked into the rear-view mirror, what he saw creaped him out. Cat was sitting there, nice and calm with a look that matched her tone, the only way he could think to describe it was 'evil'. He wouldn't be surprised if she turned out to be a vampire or demon, especially with that smile, the one that screamed 'I'm going to enjoy watching you beg for mercy'.
He just kept his eyes on the road and his mouth shut the rest of the short drive. He wished he could say the same about their passenger as she continued to curse them out the entire time. He was sure even a sailor would blush at what spewed from the girls mouth.
A privet jet was waiting for them at the small air-field. She was going to have fun once they got in the air. She burst out laughing like a lunatic, causing both men to spin around and stare at her. Good thing they had already parked the car..
Ideas for torture were forming like crazy in her head as they escorted her into the plane, too bad most of them were for physical torture, she needed to use psycological torture for these asses, more satisfying and you don't go to prison for it.
Her whole demeanor changed the moment she stepped into the plane. A man stood from his seat and extended his hand to her, "I'ts so nice to meet you Ms Candice, I'm Mr Weatherson. I'll be your bodyguard until we reach the Hellsing Maner."
She curtsied in greeting. "I'm Candy. Nice to meet you Mr." Her voice back to that sweet innocent tone and her face looked just as cute as when they had first started talking to her in the square.
The blond carefuly went around her and spoke quietly to the bodyguard, "Be carefull.. She's a bit off her rocker.." They watched her as she took a seat next to the window and buckled her babies into the seat next to her, five BJDs (Ball Joint Dolls) two had to sit in her lap, but she didn't mind.
As the plane took off she started humming the tune to Boku wa Kuma from Utada Hikaru. Mr Weatherson gave her a smile "There's no need to be scared, Mis Candy. We have one of Englands best pilots-"
"Candy's not scared." she cut him off looking down at the dolls she continued, "It's their first time on an airplane." "I see.."
"Nani?...." everyone looked at her strangely, "So desu ka?.... mm... Hai.." She was talking to her dolls in another language... "Honto ne?!..."
She gave the blond a death glare and went back to Cat. "Azuki said you touched her.. How DARE you, you God damn pervert!"
Mr Weatherson looked at her in shock, "My word! What is going on here?" She narowed her eyes as that smile began to creap across her face again, "This fuck-face touched my baby. He upset her."
The blond looked scared and disgusted, "I did no such thing. You're bloody insane. Why would I touch a doll?"
Her head snapped to look at one of the dolls in her arms, she had wine red hair that reached her knees, yelow-green eyes and was wearing a black lolita dress. "So desu ka?...... hmm.... demo..." she burst out laughing, causing them all to jump.
"Umi thinks Blondy should be punnished. And she has such a good idea..." Her smile got bigger as Blondies' eyes looked as though they might pop out. "Unfortumately, I don't have my knife on me at the moment. Sorry Umi. It really does sound like fun though!" Blondy let out a sigh of relief.
She was quiet durring the take-off, just watching out the window and talking softly to her dolls as she held up the two in her lap so they could see out the window. But after they could no longer see any detail to the landscape below, she looked at Mr Weatherson with innocent curiosity written all over her face.
"Where are we go~ing? How long 'till we get there? Candy's hung'y. Are there any cookies? Why are you so wrinkly? Where'd all your hair go? Did you loose your wig? My babies like to throw their wigs off sometimes when they don't get their way or it's too hot. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
The men merly stared at her as she continued on with the random, childish questions. "Why is your nose so big?" she directed this one to Red and the next to anyone who would listen, "Where do babies come from?"
At that all three men blushed and looked to each other as if to ask 'Is she serious?' She looked at them, waiting for an answer, and when none came she asked, "ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION -- please?" She gave them a sweet look and used her childish voice as she said 'please'... The men were tripping over their own toungs as they tried to think of how to answer.
She cocked her head to one side as she waited for her answer. "Ah.. Well.. um.. You see.. there.. well.. um.. you.. ah.. when a man and a woman.. ah.." Red's face was the same color as his hair as he looked around nerviously, trying to get the words out.
He jumped out of his seat suddenly as if he'd just been burnt, "You explain! I need to visit the loo!" He didn't give anyone a chance to protest as he bolted to the back of the cabin and into the lavatory.
Blondy and Mr Weatherson looked like scared goldfish as they tried to wrap their minds around the fact their associate had just bailed out on them and left them to answer the question. Too bad there was only one lavatory on the plain.
She received the same jumbled responce from the two men in front of her as she was given by Red, but at the same time.
This is why she asked. Because no matter who it is, they will always trip over themselfes trying to find an innocent way of explaining it. She didn't even bother hiding her amusement.
They finaly settled on the stork version, to which she commented, "The stork must have been drunk and droped you one too many times." She giggled.
She was refering to Blondie's flat head and mis-shaped nose. He didn't seem too amused however. "Why you little brat!"
Her sweet giggling turned into a dark condasending laugh. "We may be a brat, but at least we don't have to chase sheep or pigs to get laid."
Mr Weatherson couldn't stop himself from laughing, although he tried. Blondy glared at the older man, "What the bloody hell is so funny?!?"
"Nothing!" He was trying so hard to not laugh, he was turning red. And speaking of red, he could be heard quite clearly from his hiding place, laughing his ass off.
Cat was the only one that hadn't turned red as she sat with a wicked smile on her face, watching the men go at eachother's throats.
"Shut it, Pinokeo!" "What the bloody hell did you just call me?!?!?!" "You heard me! -You too, baldy!" "Like you have any room to talk!" Mr Weatherson yanked Blondie's wig off, which had Cat laughing so hard she was crying. "Oh no! This is too good!" No one seemd to even notice her now as they fought amongst themselfs.
Unfortunately, the argument ended after about an hour, so she had to think of something else to do.
The entire flight went that way. She switched between Cat and Candy randomly, and between talking to her dolls, starting arguments to watch them fight amongst themselfs and acuseing the men of the strangest things, including eating underwear while rideing a duck through a toilet purple elephant pig fly pudding.
They were beyond releived once they got her to the Hellsing Maner. They quickly grabbed her things, set them by the door and quickly left.
"Wonder why they did that?" ahe asked herself as she watched them hastily drive off, most likely to the nearest pub for a nice stiff drink.
She turned back toward the mansion and just looked up at it until someone came to greet her. "Miss Candice! It is so good to see that you've made it hear alright. Come in. Come in." she followed the older man into the foyer as he grabbed her bags.
"This way Miss. I am Walter, your buttler, and you will meet the family pet soon enough, I'm sure." He spoke to her in a respectful tone.. She will try to go easy on the old fart..
Although, how he was able to carry those heavy bags so easily, she had no clue. Up the stairs we go! She forced a smile onto her face.. She hated stairs... Did this place have an elevator? If not, it should.
"Here we are." Walter set down one of the bags to open the door and stepped aside so she could enter before setting the bags down just inside the door, next to the wall.
"Is there anything I could get for you Miss? Some tea perhaps?" She turned and gave him a smile, "No, but thank you, I'm alright."
Walter just bowed his head respectively, "Very well Miss. There are some files on the bed that will require your attention as soon as possible, and if you need anything, just use the intercom." He motioned to the intercom/phone on the nightstand before taking his leave.
The room was huge and beautiful, whoever decorated it had great taste. The bed was in the middle of the room with the headbord against the wall. It was covered in deep red silk sheets and black silk pillows, the canopy above it was the same red silk and was tied back with black ribbon to gather at the corners of the bed, which itself was carved out of beautiful mahogony.
The carpet was the same deep red as the bedding and the drapery, makeing it look, to Candy, like blood flowing down and covering the floor in a thick puddle.. She cocked her head slightly to one side, that would take a lot of blood..
The bottom third of the walls were covered in ornate wood panneling, the top two-thirds covered in a dark red wallpaper with a faded floral pattern that gave it an antiqued look.
The dresser, nightstands, fireplace, and all other furnishings were mahogony, just like the bed. Around the grand fireplace, which, she noted, you could probably fit a couple of bodies in there with plenty of room to spare, there was an antique sofa, table and a couple of matching chairs.. Queen Ann style, she noted, they must have either been recovered or hardly ever used with the condition of the red velvet seating.
Looking around a bit more she saw it had a balcony, bathroom, and a closet.. a rare find in a building of this age as closets only really became a standard feature in the early 1900's..
She decided to look through those files Walter had mentioned earlier, but there was a man laying on the bed flipping through them...
"Excuse me, Mr.." She walked over to the side of the bed and looked as cute as possible. "What 'cha do-'en?"
Alucard just looked up at her and gave her his usual wicked smile, "Hello there." He looked her over quickly before tossing the folders aside, spilling the papers all over the bed and on the floor, and sitting up.
"So, you're my new Master, huh?" He laughed, not really believing this little fluff-ball* to be of Hellsing blood.
"What do you mean 'new master'?" Before he could think of an answer, however, she had grabbed one of her bags and set it on the floor next to the bed with a big smile on her face.
"I'm Candy! This is Namari," She pulled a doll out of the bag, he had shoulder-length light brown hair, pulled back into a ponytail with a bit loose to frame his face, deep blue eyes, glasses, and wore black slacks, dark brown loafers and a white dress shirt. She set him on the bed so he sat, leaned back with his arms supporting him, he looked comfortable.
"This is Azuki." She set her down in a nice lady-like pose, her hair was exactly the same as Candy's but a little more brown, she wore a black and white lolita dress and had one blue eye and one green.
"This is Riko, she's stuck shareing her body with Umi... Umi can be kind'a scary sometimes, so be careful." She set the doll with wine-red hair next to her sister, then pulled out another one and set her next to Riko/Umi.
"This is Saiyuri." She had long, hip-hength (with the curls in it, not stretched out streight) light blond hair that formed gentle curls at the ends, light lavender eyes, and wore a light floral-patterned Alice-style lolita dress with half-aprin and a cute straw hat with light pink flowers on it that matched the print on her dress.
"And this is Minoru." She just kept this one in her arms, he looked about eight years old (a 45cm doll) and had short red hair the same color as Candy's, green eyes, and wore a cute blue sailor/school uniform with dark blue collar, cuffs and shorts, with white knee-high socks and black low-top boots.
Alucard just looked at her like she was crazy then looked at the dolls... something about them just creeped him out.. Along with their owner's too sweet and inocent smile.
He felt trapped, all of the dolls were staring at him, as was their owner... He seemed to have a blond moment there for a second (he'd been around Police Girl too long) before he remembered he could just phase out of the room, and did, leaving Candy and her babies confused and surprised.
"wow.. I bet you'd like to learn to do that, huh Umi?" She turned to her baby, then saw the mess he had left for her....
"God damn, mother fuckin', ass-hole! I was suposed to read that, dip-shit! How the fuck am I suposed to do that when it's all fucken skrewed up like this?!?!?!"
Alucard heard her in the dungons.. He was just about to tell Series about the creepy dolls... "I think our new boss is upset, master.."
"No, really?" He sighed in frustration, first the Fluff-ball and her demented dolls, now Police Girl becomeing Miss Obvious...
But, now that he thought about it, when she held that last doll out to show him, which was just close enough he could really get her scent, there was definently something familiar in it... His luck, she really was of Hellsing blood... Joy.
AN: I know my spelling sucks, but at the moment I'm writing this, my computer is being retarded and not wanting to pick up internet, so no dictionary.com, I do not have a dictionary with me, and I'm too lazy to go back and fix it all.
Also, please forgive us if there is any incorrect information pretaining to the anime, we haven't watched it in a couple of years...
*Fluff-ball - he's refering to her fluffy skirt and over all childish look
*Queen Ann Style was popular in the Victorian era (late 1800's - early 1900's I forget the exact dates)
*Namari is a Delf Yder, Riko/Umi is an Obitsu, Saiyuri is a Dollfy Dream, Minoru is a Delf Kid Boy ANI, and I'm not sure what Azuki is - we got her off of Yj (Yahoo Japan Auctions)