Hellsing Fan Fiction ❯ Hellsing Goes American ❯ Third Date ( Chapter 36 )
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By: ani_cat_candy 
Date at the opera, dinner, torture, and a present from the Judas Priest.. Wait. That doesn't sound right.. =
Anime/Manga: Hellsing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Psychological / Horror / Drama / Comedy / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 05.21.2009 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 206 | Status: Work In Progress
Date at the opera, dinner, torture, and a present from the Judas Priest.. Wait. That doesn't sound right.. =
Anime/Manga: Hellsing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Psychological / Horror / Drama / Comedy / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 05.21.2009 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 206 | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter 36: Third Date
Tonight's date was at the opera. Candy guessed it might be fun. She let Alucard help her out of the limo and escort her to the door of the theater.. He didn't have a ticket, so he followed her in via the shadows to watch over her.
She wore a Victorian-style, blood red dress with a high collar that almost reached her jawline. The puffy sleeves ended only a couple of inches above the top edge of her long black gloves as the skirt dusted the floor just infront of her feet and the back, puffed out due to the bustle beneath, dragged elegantly as she walked.
Her 'date' stood as she entered their boxseat and kissed the back of her hand in greeting as she did a small curtsy. He was completely stuck-up and glared at her every time she'd giggle from one of the jokes (which Alucard was kind enough to translate for her) from the preformance. He was especially iritated when her stomach started groweling. It wasn't her fault she woke up late and didn't have time to eat!
Just as the first act ended, he excused himself to go to the restroom and Alucard quickly took his seat. "Enjoying the show, Love?"
She sighed, "The show is good, the company sucks monkey balls." She giggled as he burst out laughing before asking, "Got anything on the snob so I can reject him?"
He thought for a moment, then smiled. "He's making a phone call right now.. I think you could use it against him."
Alucard was gone when her 'date' returned. "How's your boyfriend doing?" she asked as he sat down.
"None of your bisness." He answered before thinking, making her laugh, "Fag!" Not that she had anything against gays, but it was an excuse to get away from the snob.
"Excuse me?!?" He looked at her with wide eyes, "I am NOT gay!"
"That's not what my friend heard in the restroom!" she said in a sing-song tone as Alucard appeared behind them.
"Oh, I love you too James. Can't wait to see you tonight in that new thong." Alucard mimicked his voice perfectly, making him go pale. "How about you forget about the deal with the Knights and we will pretend this never happend?" The man nodded and left as quickly as humanly posible, leaving Candy all alone with no date.
"Mind if I join you, my lady?" The Vampire asked jokingly as he took the deserted seat and wraped an arm around his Fluff Ball. She smiled and happily rested her head against his shoulder as the second act began and he continued to translate for her.
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They ended up leaving the opera early due to Candy's stomach not wanting to shut up. There were no decent restraunts open at the late hour, so they just went back to the mansion and they both had a fine meal of fresh Human blood thanks to their barely-alive toys down in the dongeons.
There was one still concious when they entered the room. He watched in horror as the Vampire filled two wine glasses with his friend's blood after clearing the table of torture instruments for the lady.
They talked about random things as they sipped the blood as though it were a fine wine, eventually getting to the subject that made the man pass out with fear: methods of torture.
She was absolutely facenated by all the different ways to cause pain. Even things one normally never gives much thought to such as papercuts and splinters could be used to torment a soul.
It saddend her to hear his stories of the times he himself was the unfortunate subject of these tortures, but she enjoyed learning about him and his past, even the sad parts.
"There was one time I remember.. It wasn't too teribly long after I was turned. I was chained to the floor and a rat placed on my stomach. They then put a metal container over it and set hot coals on top. The pain was excruciating as the rat gnawed through my flesh to get away from the heat.. The only thing I can think of that was any worse than that was being chained up out in the sunlight before I was immune to it.. I literally baked to a crisp." He laughed at the memory. The memories didn't hurt so bad now that so many years had passed.
"OH! Have you ever heard of the Judas Cradle?" He clapped his hands together in excitement as she shook her head. "Ah! It's one of my favorites! ...Unfortunately, there isn't one here.. But, anyways! It's a stool with a pyrimid shaped seat that the victum is slowly lowered onto.. And you can guess where the point of that thing goes, huh?!" He laughed loudly as he remembered the last time it was used on him. "You would have loved it! It hurt so good!"
Candy couldn't help but laugh as he squeeled like a shchoolgirl over the memory and the thought of seeing her on it.
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Candy sat at her desk with the never-ending paperwork and thought over last night as she signed another meaningless paper. They had a lot of fun. Alucard even taught her how to use a whip to get the desired effects. It was really fun causing the former cops/now prisoners so much pain.
She was brought from her thoughts by a knock at the door and Anderson poked his head in with a smile. "Mornin' Kitten! Heard ye had fun last night?"
"Sure did.. What'cha got?" She asked as he came in with a notebook in hand. He smiled and handed it to her, "Just some notes from the interview.. Thought ye might be interest'd."
She opend it to the first page and looked back at the priest with a dissaproving look, "You really need to work on your handwriting." They both had themselves a good laugh at that before Candy thanked him and he went on his way. He needed to talk with the Vampire about something.. And keep him from seeing the notes as it had to do with his main Christmas present.
She read through the notes several times to make sure she understood it all, well, mostly to make sure she hadn't misread anything due to the Priest's terrible handwriting. It really was sweet of him to go to all the trouble of finding this guy and talking with him for her.
She closed the book after scribbling down a few notes of her own and stood to stretch. She'd been sitting there all day with that damn paperwork, stacked up from yesterday as she didn't even get up until an hour before the 'date'.
Her back popped loudly as she stretched, making her smile as her muscles loosend up. Then she froze as she heard the glass shatter behind her.
AN: We're so evil, aren't we?
This is the last chapter for a while as we are going on a strike due to lack of reviews! Just kidding! Going on vacation for about a month and not likely to be able to acess interwebs. =T__T=
Although, we might come back early if there are some reviews~
Alucard: "You're weird."
Cat: "I know!" =^______^=V
Tonight's date was at the opera. Candy guessed it might be fun. She let Alucard help her out of the limo and escort her to the door of the theater.. He didn't have a ticket, so he followed her in via the shadows to watch over her.
She wore a Victorian-style, blood red dress with a high collar that almost reached her jawline. The puffy sleeves ended only a couple of inches above the top edge of her long black gloves as the skirt dusted the floor just infront of her feet and the back, puffed out due to the bustle beneath, dragged elegantly as she walked.
Her 'date' stood as she entered their boxseat and kissed the back of her hand in greeting as she did a small curtsy. He was completely stuck-up and glared at her every time she'd giggle from one of the jokes (which Alucard was kind enough to translate for her) from the preformance. He was especially iritated when her stomach started groweling. It wasn't her fault she woke up late and didn't have time to eat!
Just as the first act ended, he excused himself to go to the restroom and Alucard quickly took his seat. "Enjoying the show, Love?"
She sighed, "The show is good, the company sucks monkey balls." She giggled as he burst out laughing before asking, "Got anything on the snob so I can reject him?"
He thought for a moment, then smiled. "He's making a phone call right now.. I think you could use it against him."
Alucard was gone when her 'date' returned. "How's your boyfriend doing?" she asked as he sat down.
"None of your bisness." He answered before thinking, making her laugh, "Fag!" Not that she had anything against gays, but it was an excuse to get away from the snob.
"Excuse me?!?" He looked at her with wide eyes, "I am NOT gay!"
"That's not what my friend heard in the restroom!" she said in a sing-song tone as Alucard appeared behind them.
"Oh, I love you too James. Can't wait to see you tonight in that new thong." Alucard mimicked his voice perfectly, making him go pale. "How about you forget about the deal with the Knights and we will pretend this never happend?" The man nodded and left as quickly as humanly posible, leaving Candy all alone with no date.
"Mind if I join you, my lady?" The Vampire asked jokingly as he took the deserted seat and wraped an arm around his Fluff Ball. She smiled and happily rested her head against his shoulder as the second act began and he continued to translate for her.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They ended up leaving the opera early due to Candy's stomach not wanting to shut up. There were no decent restraunts open at the late hour, so they just went back to the mansion and they both had a fine meal of fresh Human blood thanks to their barely-alive toys down in the dongeons.
There was one still concious when they entered the room. He watched in horror as the Vampire filled two wine glasses with his friend's blood after clearing the table of torture instruments for the lady.
They talked about random things as they sipped the blood as though it were a fine wine, eventually getting to the subject that made the man pass out with fear: methods of torture.
She was absolutely facenated by all the different ways to cause pain. Even things one normally never gives much thought to such as papercuts and splinters could be used to torment a soul.
It saddend her to hear his stories of the times he himself was the unfortunate subject of these tortures, but she enjoyed learning about him and his past, even the sad parts.
"There was one time I remember.. It wasn't too teribly long after I was turned. I was chained to the floor and a rat placed on my stomach. They then put a metal container over it and set hot coals on top. The pain was excruciating as the rat gnawed through my flesh to get away from the heat.. The only thing I can think of that was any worse than that was being chained up out in the sunlight before I was immune to it.. I literally baked to a crisp." He laughed at the memory. The memories didn't hurt so bad now that so many years had passed.
"OH! Have you ever heard of the Judas Cradle?" He clapped his hands together in excitement as she shook her head. "Ah! It's one of my favorites! ...Unfortunately, there isn't one here.. But, anyways! It's a stool with a pyrimid shaped seat that the victum is slowly lowered onto.. And you can guess where the point of that thing goes, huh?!" He laughed loudly as he remembered the last time it was used on him. "You would have loved it! It hurt so good!"
Candy couldn't help but laugh as he squeeled like a shchoolgirl over the memory and the thought of seeing her on it.
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Candy sat at her desk with the never-ending paperwork and thought over last night as she signed another meaningless paper. They had a lot of fun. Alucard even taught her how to use a whip to get the desired effects. It was really fun causing the former cops/now prisoners so much pain.
She was brought from her thoughts by a knock at the door and Anderson poked his head in with a smile. "Mornin' Kitten! Heard ye had fun last night?"
"Sure did.. What'cha got?" She asked as he came in with a notebook in hand. He smiled and handed it to her, "Just some notes from the interview.. Thought ye might be interest'd."
She opend it to the first page and looked back at the priest with a dissaproving look, "You really need to work on your handwriting." They both had themselves a good laugh at that before Candy thanked him and he went on his way. He needed to talk with the Vampire about something.. And keep him from seeing the notes as it had to do with his main Christmas present.
She read through the notes several times to make sure she understood it all, well, mostly to make sure she hadn't misread anything due to the Priest's terrible handwriting. It really was sweet of him to go to all the trouble of finding this guy and talking with him for her.
She closed the book after scribbling down a few notes of her own and stood to stretch. She'd been sitting there all day with that damn paperwork, stacked up from yesterday as she didn't even get up until an hour before the 'date'.
Her back popped loudly as she stretched, making her smile as her muscles loosend up. Then she froze as she heard the glass shatter behind her.
AN: We're so evil, aren't we?
This is the last chapter for a while as we are going on a strike due to lack of reviews! Just kidding! Going on vacation for about a month and not likely to be able to acess interwebs. =T__T=
Although, we might come back early if there are some reviews~
Alucard: "You're weird."
Cat: "I know!" =^______^=V