Hellsing Fan Fiction ❯ The Plan ❯ Holy Thoughts (part 1) ( Chapter 3 )

Ch.3

Holy Thoughts (part 1)

-Section VIII- Iscariot -

"OH m'i gosh!!!, ..ah!!!!!!" drops of sweat beads falling over his face as he rocks back and forth moving fast.

"I can't hold on much lunger, I think I aye'm gonna to let go!!!!!!!" He said as he clenched his eyes tightly gritting his teeth as he fell back.

"I naever, thought thae Enrico would hae a mechanical bull in his room, it's crazy" Said Alexander as he arose from the ground dusting himself off leaving Enrico's office walking into the hollow hallways.

"Now, to find Enrico, so I mae get my next assignment"

-Hellsing headquarters-

"Master!!!!!" Seras screams while running through the hallways, searching for her now lost master.

She sighs. `I wonder where he is……I wonder what he is up too…..I'm afraid to know' she thinks to herself now stopping to walk at a slow pace. "Master where can you be, these little games of yours are too much"

"Too much you say? We are just getting started"

Alucard phases in next to Seras with a big grin on his face still holding the camera. "I have a little assignment for you police girl, but we need to get to our destination first." grins "we are going to go visit a friend."

Seras blinked looking at him in confusion wondering what her master must be planning in his head, by the look on his face, she knew he would enjoy this very much. "Before we go, I need to do something first" He said as he grinned. He went next to the phone and called the operator looking for the number of Section VIII, the Iscariot organization. Seras was in shook and was blundering a mix of words of uh…and ums….and sometimes your classic "wha-what..what?" After achieving the goal of receiving the Iscariots phone number, he quickly called the number, a huge grin plastered on his face,…you could read him like an open book.

"Excuse me, I would like to speak with a father, preferably father Anderson" Alucard said with a heavy English accent he had picked up throughout the years of his life. "Thaes is he yar speakin too"

"My daughter, well she is a sinner Father! She is dreaming about sex before marriage, she shows her legs around like bananas and she likes to hang her breasts around like an orangutan's!! she puts heavy make up like a sadistic clown, and she puts her hair up like the dog pissed in her hair last night and did it for her. I was never like that at a young age, I was a man of stature every woman wanted me."

"Stature my ass!, how do you think you got me?! Besides, I`m only 11!"

" Listen to yourself child, that is the devils work, The devils, the devil I tells ya, shaking your butt around, that thing is only meant for certain things, like getting rid of wastes, wastes are the devils minions, they must leave the body!"

"…."

"I can't help it if I like it Father!"

"Father Anderson!!!!Please help me!"

"Weel ya came to thea right person, bring `er here, we `ll teach `er thea ways of a holy one"

"Thank you father!!!!" With that said Alucard hung the phone back up laughing his ass off "This is too perfect!" he says as he looks over his shoulder at the blushing Seras who is steaming with annoyance.

"Master!!!!!! That was so embarrassing!!"

"C'mon now Sweetie…daughter of mine, we need to get you to your father Anderson's place" He said laughing out loud dragging her with him so he could go fix her up for her presentation.

-Section VIII- Iscariot -

"What was that father?" asked Enrico

"We have an unholy being coming into theas sanctum, I am going tea purify it" Alexander said seriously looking at his companion.

-Hellsing Manor-Seras's room-

"Master, please you do not have to dress me, I can at least do this" said a blushing Seras getting undressed

"Do not kid yourself police girl, there isn't anything here I have not seen before, and I'm going by description" he told her grinning while placing some makeup on her lips. Seras blushed furiously and looked at him with embarrassment. "There all we need now is to give you something that will make it look very obvious" Suddenly, Alucard had grinned as an idea had formed in his head. Quickly he pulled the annoyed Seras over to his side and looked into her eyes giving a hint of something is up. Seras began to blunder more acquainted words, jumbling them together; she had not been this close to her master since the first time she had turned into a fellow vampire. She blushed looking into his ruby red eyes.

Alucard slowly parted his lips and guided his head to her neck, placing his lips gently on her skin sucking on it, making the blood vessels burst giving her a pretty well formed hickey on the nape of her neck. Seras gasped as she blushed not really believing what her master was doing, this truly made her heart race with excitement, but knew a part of her had known this is all but just a plan. Alucard slowly withdrew his lips from her neck and looked into Seras's eyes smirking.

"I must get ready myself to police girl, I have to do my part, you cannot have all the fun after all" he said moving away from her phasing into Walters room.

"Ma-master?" Seras said wide-eyed placing her hand on the small wound he had placed on her neck stumbling into a chair.

-Walter's room-

"He must some kind of old mans outfit" Alucard said while looking through Walter's closet. "Here we are" with that, said, Alucard quickly changed into the old mans clothing, which consisted on gray old khaki pants, a red plaid shirt and one pair of Walter's many spare glasses.

"Now to conceal myself" He went into the Ex-Angel of Death's bathroom to begin a search for a tope. Alucard knows he is an old man, old men's hair fall; he must have some hair somewhere. After a vivid search he had finally found some hair and stuck it on his face making a mustache.

He then got out of Walter's room and made his way to the front gate of the Hellsing manor holding the camera waiting for his police girl.

`Seras come outside to the front gates, I am waiting' he said to her telepathically. Seras quickly nodded to the comment and made her way outside to the front gates.

"No where to master?"

"To the headquarters of Section VIII the Iscariot organization"

"But how?"

"I think you already know" He said grinning under his mustache and his hat he quickly took before leaving the manor. "We will phase there"

"But I do not know how to do that yet"

"Then I guess you better learn" He said now gone leaving a confused Seras behind

"Okay" she had said closing her eyes trying to concentrate and try to phase out of there to where there destination is. "I can't" she sighed and an arm appeared grabbing her and reappearing her to a place that was lusciously filled with tress.

"Is this it?" She said astonished, it is so big

"Let's not waste time, shall we daughter of mine" he said grinning.

They had walked up to the front doors of the Manor and knocked on the door

"Showtime police girl, do not disappoint me"

"Are ye thea ones who asked for mea services?"

"Yes father Anderson. And here is my daughter, her name is Elizabeth"

Seras stood behind her master blushing all embarrassed with her hands folded over her chest pouting looking towards the priest.

"Come with me young lady" Anderson said as he pulled her along to follow him into a room. Alucard followed behind cautiously making sure no one would notice to two. "You can go home Sir, theas little girl is comin' with me"

"That is fine, but I rather stay here and understand my daughter Father"

Anderson nodded while guiding them through some hallways until they finally reached a rather unusual door painted red with fine paintings around them. He gently pushed the door open and guided them inside setting "Elizabeth" in a chair in front of his desk and "Elizabeth's father" in a chair next to his "daughter".

"Now young meissy, heave ya' ever read tea bible?

"No"

" I suppose I ill' jest purify ye"

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