Hellsing Fan Fiction ❯ The Silly Adventures of Seras and Pip ❯ Chapter One ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

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Word came from ops that the mission had completed moments ago. This was the first mission under Hellsing that the Wild Geese went on, so Integra had sent Seras out to monitor them. She picked up her cell phone and called Seras to get a summary. After a few seconds the call went through.

“Officer Victoria.”

“Integra here, how has the mission gone?”

“Hello sir!” Seras chirped, as overly cheerful as ever, “There were four hostiles, we surrounded them area an hour ago, they had some explosives, but everyone's okay.” No casualties, that was good.

“That's good, any civilian losses?”

“Uh, none that I know of, I'll ask.”, there were some bumps and static transmitted across the line, as if Seras were pressing it against something. “Did anyone see if any non-combatants got hurt?” A few mumbled replies.”Oh! And has anyone seen my liver?” Integra felt her eyes widen.

“Uh Seras, Seras, maybe I should call back.” She didn't seem to be listening.

“It's sort-of like a triangle and ... I don't know what colour it is, you're the soldier you tell me.”

“Seras, Seras,” Integra repeated, knowing full well she could heard her, “I can wait for the report, it's no problem.”

“Everyone's close by I can get an answer quickly”, she said still upbeat, “Yuri, Sir Hellsing wants to know if you saw anyone else hurt?” More mumblings, then Seras gasped and said something that sounded like 'my leg'. “Mike might know, he's a bit shaken up though.” Seras grunted and Integra heard footfalls over the line. Only it seemed to be missing a set.

“Really it's fine, Mike should rest.”

“He's walking around now, he's fine.” A sudden thump, a 'got it' and her footfalls doubled. “Mike, did anyone in the house with the skylight get hurt?” Seras asked innocently. A sheepish response. ”Uh oh, Mike blew a hole in the roof with an RPG.” She sounded horribly shocked at this. “You saw a vampire? Good thing she was wearing bright yellow so you could see her better and blast pieces of her everywhere.”

I really didn't need to hear that.

“You sound like you have everything in hand, I don't need a report right now.”

“Well, it doesn't look like anyone was hurt ... oh!” the sound suddenly became muted. “This is what a liver looks like... stop throwing up its not that bad.”

“Sorry-Seras-losing-connection.” Integra yelled, jammed the disconnect button and then yanked out the battery.

Mental Note: Wait at leastan hour before doing field calls.