InuYasha Fan Fiction / Azumanga Daioh Fan Fiction ❯ Enough is Enough ❯ Lavander is Good Eats ( Chapter 4 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
Kuroi-Yasha: Well, I'm back. Now this chapter may be a bit confusing, but hopefully I'll be able to make it as clear as possible. Well, in the spirit of going back to school...(Which in my opinion isn't very much.) Inuyasha's going to school. Now, lets see what things my brain can make. ON WITH THE CHAPTER!
Disclaimer: Ok, I will say this one more time. I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA OR THE CAST OF AZUMANGA. All I own is the dead hamster that use to run my brain. Its dead, the replacement didn't want to turn the wheel, so I fired it. The new one is kinda fat, but it’s getting the job done. RUN FAT BOY! RUN!
Oh, and lets all thank MJ, my beta reader who checked to make sure the crap that I write is at least legible. DOMO ARIGATO MJ-CHAN!
Enough is Enough
Chapter 4: Lavender is Good Eats!
The sun rose majestically through the snowy white clouds. The same could have been said for Inuyasha, with the exception being that while the sun easily disposed itself of the clouds, Inuyasha became entangled. He'd slept on a bed before, but he'd never really slept in a bed. In a tangle of sheets the hanyou impacted with the floor with a slightly muffled thump. Curses erupted a second after the impact. Finally after a few minutes his anger got the best of him and he tore his way out of the sheets. Yuki was not going to be happy, but he'd have to worry about her later. Gathering himself off the floor, he caught a quick look of himself and decided to go upstairs for a quick shower.
After scalding, freezing, the scalding himself again, Inuyasha emerged from the shower. The clock read 6:25 AM. Not bad, considering he'd gone in five minutes before. Ok, bath was accomplished, though rather painfully. Next came clothing, he walked over to the old and battered wardrobe. Inside was ten sets of the standard uniform. Though the school required them to wear blue, the principal had given him a pardon (She simply loved his hair) and allowed him to wear black (Said it matched his hair and eyes better). There were also several thing called "Jeans", "T-shirts", and various other garments. Selecting a pair of "Boxers" wait, weren't boxers a kind of fighters? No matter, he quickly put them on as Souta had instructed and selected an undershirt.
Putting on the interior of the uniform, he put on the jacket. Sure enough, the principal was right, it did match his hair and eyes better. Next he put on the pants. Ok, that's clothing, what was left? He quickly ran his claws through his hair to get the tangles out, that's right...remove claws...Inuyasha groaned as he picked up the nail clipper. It was an odd process, when the claws were gone, all he had to do was flex his hand in the way a cat does to bare its claws and his claws would return. So after clipping, regrowing, and clipping again, he finally had human hands, using the file as instructed by Yuki he smoothened the ends of his nail. His ears gave an involuntary twitch to rid themselves of access water, grabbing the locket Inuyasha made his way upstairs. A feeling of dread passed through him, turning he saw the tetsusaiga lying on the bed. It was a long time since he'd been without the old and battered blade, it was like a part of him. "And Inuyasha, you'll have to leave the tetsusaiga here. Even I don't have the resources to get you a license to carry it. You'll be fine without it." Inuyasha grimaced as the words repeated themselves in his brain. Lets hope Yuki was right; cause if she wasn't there would be hell to pay...for everyone.
---------Outside the Higurashi Shrine--------
Three youkai sat in separate key positions of the Higurashi shrine; each was equipped with a sniper rifle. The best money could buy; a silencer pistol, an SMG and several stun grenades. They hoped they wouldn't have to use the grenades, cause it would take them down as well. "Are you sure we're suppose to kill him?" Came the voice of the first youkai over the headset, "Of coarse idiot. Jinta told us that Koga-sama himself gave the order." The second one replied. They shuddered; this hanyou didn't stand a chance if Koga wanted him dead, "So, anybody know anything about him?" The third one asked. All was quiet for a minute before the second one replied, "Yeah, his name is Inuyasha...or something more or rather." A sharp gasp was audible over the speaker, "Something the matter Shippo?" The second youkai questioned. The kitsune merely shook his head.
"No, not at all."
"The why..."
"I just heard about him that's all."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, if it is him, this is gonna be tough."
"Ha, no man, youkai or human has ever escaped my scope alive."
'Yeah, and that's what I'm afraid of...' The red haired kitsune franticly tried to think of a way to warn his old friend, 'Fuck Inuyasha...why does this shit always have to happen to me?' Then a plan came to mind, 'Only problem is I only get one shot...better make it count.' Just then Inuyasha emerged from the shrine, taking aim and hopping that Inuyasha's reflexes were as fast as he claimed they were, he pulled the trigger.
-------Minutes earlier in the Higurashi estate-----------
"I said I ain't hungry!" Inuyasha growled out as Yuki tried to get him to eat a plate of eggs, pancakes, and bacon. Yuki had a frown on her face as she grudgingly took the plate from him, "Fine, but just remember it'll be hours before you get to eat your lunch." Meanwhile Souta snickered in his cereal, no one had ever argued with mom when it came to food, much less emerge victorious. This only served to make Inuyasha more heroic in Souta's eyes. Yuki saw this and quickly hastened to regain her authority, "Souta eat your cereal." Souta only did as he was told because he knew that while his elder brother could get away with it, he most definitely couldn't. Suddenly his wristwatch began to beep, "Sorry mom, gotta go. I'll be late for school." Yuki let out an exasperated sigh as she let her now youngest son leave out the back door, "You better leave too Inuyasha or you'll be late. Now are you sure you can find your way?" Inuyasha nodded, "Yeah, I memorized the scent and I'll be able to find my way back there no problem." She nodded as she pulled him in for a hug. He blushed, but didn't pull away, he was starting to like the feeling of being hugged. "Right, be careful and good luck." Inuyasha scoffed, but gave her a smile as he turned and exited the house.
(Current time)
Inuyasha heard the blast of gunpowder and the sound of a rushing projectile before he heard it. Without thinking he dove to the right, as a searing pain shot through his left arm, and the world started to go black.
-------With Shippo---------
"YOU FUCKING MISSED!" The voice roared in his ear. 'Now is, my only chance...you better appreciate this dog-boy.' Quickly drawing the silencer pistol he unloaded the whole clip on the youkai that had just screamed in his ear. Shrill screams of pain filled his head set as he heard the other youkai begin firing in his direction, with no choice other than to hide Shippo took cover behind the nearest tree, he pulled his stun grenade from its compartment as he pulled the safety pin out 'I hope you wake up before they do Inuyasha. Or else were both dead.' A blinding flash and a loud boom was the last thing anyone within fifteen feet saw as they fell unconscious.
Kuroi-Yasha: Well there ya go, my first cliffy, lets thank MJ for her work on this chapter and her great job at being my beta! Uhm, next chapter will be in a month thanks to MJ's ideas, well until then ENJOY AND REVIEW!
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