InuYasha Fan Fiction / Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Death By Anime ❯ Chapter One: Clash of the Main "Heroes" ( Chapter 1 )

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Chapter One: Clash of the Main “Heroes”

Kagome: **yawn!** Ya know what I really hate?

Matt: The world?

Kagome: ^_^;; uhh I was gonna say "recapping episodes." Why did they cast me for that stupid role anyway?

Davis: Well at least you're not the narrator for a season you aren't even in.

Kagome: I'm in all the seasons of Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: Umm me too.

Davis: -o-;; WELL DUH!!

Yolei: Poor Davis.

Yukito: ^^ I have a problem.

Syaoran: You do?

Yukito: ^^ I make everybody fall in love with me.

Miroku: Damn!

Brock: No fair...

Touya: â™¥__â™¥ He's right you know.

Everyone: **STARE**

Miroku: (to Yukito) Never mind dude, you do have a problem.

***CRASH!***

Inuyasha: What the hell is going on? (Inuyasha dashes into the next room.)

Tai: Greymon destroy it!

Ash: >_< You can't just destroy a Pokemon! If you kill Charizard it doesn't come back!

Tai: Well if you don't give me back my goggles it's bye-bye for the Pokimon.

Ash: It's POKEMON and I don't have your lame goggles!

Tai: Ummm then who does?

Sakura: Oh do you mean this? (holds up the "necklace" she was tying flowers to.)

Tai: XD Greymon Digivo--

Inuyasha: Ehem!

Sakura: EEEEEEK!!!!!

Tai: Woah. Where's Izzy's computer? I gotta know what that Digimon is.

Ash: (pulls out Pokedex)

Dexter: Ash Ketchum--A lamebrain whose famous word is Whaa? He usually wears a red hat and--

Ash: Whaa? Don't define me! xox

Tai: That's the coolest Digimon I've ever seen. What type of power do you have?

Inuyasha: Digimon? Are you insane?...

(Suddenly a wand hits Inuyasha on the back.)

Sakura: CLOW CARD! Return to the guise…

Inuyasha: WHAT'S WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU!!! Your shows desperately need new writers!

Kagome: Sit Boy!

***CRASH!***

Inuyasha: @_x What the hell was that for??

Ash: (covers his ears) Ahhh my young ears have been corrupted!

Everyone: -_-;;