InuYasha Fan Fiction / Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Death By Anime ❯ Chapter Five: Evil for a Day ( Chapter 5 )

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Evil for a Day

(Starring some “bad-guys”)

Jessie: So finally, the bad guys get to crack anime jokes and make little keyboard faces.

Myotismon: Here's mine! @>@

Frieza: How is that you?

Myotismon: Oh no, that's not me. It's that silver-haired guy from the flower petals show.

Jessie: (shaking her head) Ooooh! Now I see it.

James: So anyway, uhh, what do you guys do…as far as being evil.

Myotismon: Well I was killed three times by a bunch of weakling brats.

Frieza: **sigh** Weren't we all.

Jessie: (to Frieza) hey wait! You're famous, aren't you?

Frieza: I have no idea.

Myotismon: Wait. Are you the Frieza? As in the “Frieza saga”?

Frieza: Ummm, sure?

James: Oh yeah! The Frieza saga! The most popular DBZ rant of all time!

Frieza: And what might that be?

Myotismon: (to Team Rocket) OMG, guys… “The planet is gonna blow up in FIVE minutes!”

Jessie and James: …twelve episodes later!…

Myotismon: “ONE minute until the planet explodes! Will this be the end of our heroes?”

(The three of them fall into hysterics)

Frieza: =_= It wasn't so funny when half my body was sliced off in the last twenty seconds.

Naraku: You're all a disgrace to evil.

Jessie: I guess you're right. We should probably take off our giant baboon costumes now.