InuYasha Fan Fiction / Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Death By Anime ❯ Chapter Four: The Same Name Game/ Inuyasha is Thrown to the Dogs ( Chapter 4 )

“The Same Name Game” or “Inuyasha is Thrown to the Dogs”

 

Davis: Huh? Where'd everybody go?

 

Daisuke Niwa: I don't know. Strange.

 

Davis: Who are you?

 

Daisuke: I'm Daisuke Niwa!

 

Davis: From what?

 

Daisuke: From…Japan?

 

Davis: -_-;; never mind. So you said your name was Daisuke? That's impossible. How could some little red-head brat have the same name as me! I fit the name…

 

Daisuke: …sure, okay but who's that guy?

 

(They look to the corner of the room, where some psychotic kid is snapping photographs. Davis shields his eyes.)

 

Davis: Someone please send me back to the room with the Yu-Gi-Oh! music.

 

Daisaku: Oh don't mind me! I'm a photographer!

 

Davis: No…really? -_-

 

Daisaku: Name's Daisaku Kamiya. I heard that there's this swordsman guy with dog ears around here somewhere.

 

(Inuyasha appears from out of nowhere with glowing red eyes.)

 

Inuyasha: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! You guys can't get through a single scene without harassing me! Is it because I'm not human? Huh? Well neither is that pee-colored RAT, or bubblegum cards you hit with a wand!

 

Davis: Dude, those are not in my show.

 

Click... FLASH!

 

Daisaku: ^__^

 

Inuyasha: That's it. I'm outta here. Where's Crossover?

 

Risu-chan: Nooooo! Stay, my pretty!

 

Inuyasha: Nobody likes a self-insertion fic, you moron.

 

Risu-chan: o_o;;

 

Inuyasha: Where's Crossover?! If I have to be stuck here with the definition of insanity, the least he can do is…

 

Crossover's Voice: Who has summoned me?

 

Inuyasha: Umm, me?

 

Crossover: Okay. Can I help you with something?

 

Inuyasha: (sweat-drop) Y-yeah. If I have to stay here, can you please put me with some characters who I actually belong with!

 

Crossover: As you wish.

 

ZAP!

 

(Inuyasha opens his eyes to see Garurumon, Growlithe, and The Thunder Card all sitting around a pile of bones.)

 

Garurumon: Hey, come join us! Since you have hands, you can throw the stick and we'll fetch it.

 

Inuyasha: I have a better idea…who here likes dead meat?

 

(The others drool and wag their tails.)

 

Inuyasha: Great! Now help me find Crossover!