InuYasha Fan Fiction / Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Death By Anime ❯ Chapter Three: The Day Yugi Came to Dinner ( Chapter 3 )

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The Day Yugi Came to Dinner
(Starring main characters)
 
Tai: Since when is takoyaki a dinner food?
 
Kero-chan: **munch, munch** Don't matter any more.
 
Sakura: ^^;; So anyway…how does everybody like my theme song?
 
Tai: That wasn't at all random.
 
Inuyasha: You mean the one with the pink flower petals and the magic wand? It's beautiful.
 
Sakura: Isn't it! ^^
 
Inuyasha and Tai: No.
Sakura: So…where'd that boy with the funny hat go? Satoshi-kun, I believe.
 
Tai: You mean the guy with the little “z” things on his face? He's probably hanging by his underpants somewhere.
 
Sakura: (face turns red) P-pantsu…
 
(Ash barges in)
 
Ash: Uhhh, you guys. I found this little purple-blonde haired kid at the front door.
 
Yugi: (looking at Inuyasha) What a powerful monster card! What are your attack points?
 
Inuyasha: -_- He looks like he fits right in with you guys.
 
(Tai, Ash, Sakura immediately look up at Inuyasha, who's like fifty feel taller than them.)
 
Tai: o_o;; I'm gonna check the Digimon-analyzer one last time…
 
Yugi: So…what is this I hear about theme songs?
 
Inuyasha: Ummm we were…discussing them?
 
Yugi: Then I believe it's appropriate to say mine is the better of the group.
 
Tai: Well if it's as colorful as your hair, then bring it on dude!
 
Ash: (puts two thumbs up) Word!
 
Everyone: O_O;;
 
(Yugi pops a tape into the VCR and presses “play”.)
 
Song:
Your move! Yu-Gi-Oh! Your move! Yu-Gi-Oh! It's time to du-du-du-du-dududududududuel! Yu-Gi-Oh! -Oh! -Oh! -Oh! Your move! Yu-Gi-Oh is king of games! It's time to du-du-du-du-dududududududuel! Yu-Gi-Oh!
 
Davis: (In the corner of the room, twitching) Help…
 
Sakura: Daisuke-san! Daijoubu deska? (Davis! Are you okay?)
 
Davis: (he slowly stands up and takes a deep breath) I'll…live. I just came in for a soda and I heard this strange song. It felt like it was seeping into my brain…what the hell's wrong with that guy?
 
(Inuyasha lays motionless on the floor.)
 
Inuyasha: It's time to du-du-du-du-…
 
Davis: (to Yugi) Dude. ALWAYS go with the Japanese version.