InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Innocent ❯ Mission Undercover ( Chapter 1 )

Rainy's speech; Please dun flame miie! I am new here! Pls enjoy tha story!

Disclaimers: Fruit Basket and InuYasha don't belong to miie… I wish they are! ^_^

 

 

“I'll get it!” Tohru suddenly bounced away from the kitchen and to the door once she heard the doorbell.

Kyou and Yuki stared at her, in a sense of weirdness. Along these summer weeks, Tohru had been strangely energetic and always answers the door. Kyou, being the ignorant one, thought that it was just `normal'. But Yuki snorted at him. Definitely something on. Meanwhile, Tohru took a really DEEP breathe. All the while she has been expecting someone and that particular someone could make her turn into her other self.

“Here goes! 1…2…” Tohru pulled the shoji door open and saw a grinning face. “Kagome! You are finally here!”

 

Dragging the other girl in the house, Tohru immediately ceased her innocent look and shoved in her `normal' look. Kagome scanned around her and gave Tohru another grin. Kyou and Yuki looked down at the hallway and almost fainted. Yet another girl is in this house.

“Hey, Tohru. Who is that?!” Feeling kinda ridiculous, Kyou blurted out. Tohru flashed a smile to Kyou and replied, “Kagome, my cousin and my sister. She's really cool and is outta this world!” Kyou, Yuki and Shigure, who was now standing at the hall, must had the worst look at their faces because Kagome and Tohru lifted an eyebrow.

“Never mind them. Com' on! Your bedding is in my room!” Tohru, changed to an over charged hyper bunny like Momiji and Shippo, told Kagome.

 

“Wow! This room is nice!” Kagome compliment before throwing her bag and arranged everything. “Tohru!” Hearing her name, Tohru turned to see an indignant Kagome. Tohru looked at Kagome. Kagome grabbed Tohru and started to pile her hair.

“Hey, hey, hey, hey! I can do it!” Tohru complained but let Kagome's fingers do her work. Outside the door, Kyou and Yuki pressed their ears to the door, trying to hear anything about those 2 gals. Shigure eyed them carefully.

“You know, those 2 lovely ladies there might open the door and…” Without finishing, Shigure saw the door open and the two boys tumbled over to kiss the ground.

 

The door suddenly slammed and some shuffling was heard. Chuckling, Shigure escaped before the two nose bleeding boys could grab him. Kagome opened her suitcase and threw Tohru her in-line costume.

“Get into it, Tamaka.” Tohru saluted and halted. “Aye, aye, skipper.” Kagome bowed and shoved Tohru in the bathroom, earning a LONG stream of curses and sure to die plan. “Hurry in there!” Later, the two girls emerged to the mirror. “Let me see, hair, radio, mp3 designed talkie, Rhinestones for communicating, sweatshirt, sweat shoes, hip pants, etc etc…”

Tohru doubled up a thumb and smirked. With Kagome around, nothing is impossible with her, Tohru. Or maybe… … Tamaka. Kagome opened the door and poked at Yuki and Kyou. “Hey, listen up you two. Being a gentleman does NOT mean to eavesdrop on others! Rude man no.1, you listening?!”

Kyou bristled up and snapped at the woman. “Bitch (srry! Kyou is this insensitive), calling me `rude' will be the same with ya!” “NANI?!”

Tohru emerged from the room and pulled both screaming cats away. Yuki stood aside. (Duh) “Look, I am from a ninja, assassin, or rudely, thief, family. Our lines do not steal, but we are experienced in night-walking round areas we know. My real name is Tamaka and I have a bad habit of not showing my true self to others without Kagome.”

“ . . . . . .” Kagome made a face at Kyou before dragging Tohru out. “Bye dudes! And fall dead!”

Tohru and Kagome then skipped out of the room and climbed their way to the roof where our kitten always visits. “Hey, are we gonna visit that two-timer boyfriend of yours?” Tohru inquired (asked) eagerly. “You know me, don't you? It's Inuyasha. And don't be rude like those brats.”

Tohru snickered and nudged Kagome, making her footsteps uneven. “More like the bratty one. You are one of those `brats'.” Kagome hopped onto a branch and stuck out her tongue. “D…U…H!”

Racing against time and speed, both gals skipped to where Tohru had camped before meeting the Sohmas. Being creative, Kagome even threw in a few acrobatics and almost fall to her side. “You are getting old…” Tohru snickered before dashing away.

Meanwhile…

 

Inuyasha glanced at his surrounding. Sure, it was a forest but still don't have the likes for one. Screwing his face, he sniffed the air delicately with his delicate sculptured nose and intended to use his unfortunately not delicate mouth to scream at the woman whom jumped down from the tree. “Whoa. Rough, man. Oh, hi. I am Tohru, Tamaka.” No respond. “Yo. Anyone in that cute skull? You sure are what Kagome said. Rude, insensitive, cute dog ears and a nerd.”

“WOMAN! I AM NEITHER INSENSITIVE NOR RUDE!” Inuyasha retorted, of course, angrily. Tohru placed her small hands on her hips and screamed back, high C. “I AM TOHRU, TAMAKA!! NOT WOMAN, ANYTHING. HEAR ME YOU SONOFAGUN!”

“WHAT?!” Kagome then appeared and yelled. “SIT!” (Wow, screaming people)

 

Inuyasha kissed the ground. Kagome accepted the string of curses that was getting longer and longer….. Tohru doubled over and smacked Kagome. “That dog there sure needed its trainer to arrive! Dude.” After Inuyasha got up and suffered a large bruise on his eye, Kagome introduced him to Tohru and they huffed at each other.

Inuyasha then spoke to Kagome, “Hey, Kagome.Then when are we gonna collect the Shikon No Tama shards?” Tohru butted in and called for Kagome. “Kag! I need to get back to make dinner!” “Okay. Meet you there again tomorrow, Inuyasha. Byeee!”

Inuyasha then greeted with dust and growled. “Damm…”

 

Tohru then got back in time to take a bath and a new set of clothes. But, this time, she did not wear a dress or a skirt. She wore a short pant and a singlet boring white and a sign, `Not So Innocent'. Then she and Kagome got to work. “Challenge ya to a dinner making competition. I'll prepare three plates and you, two. The boys are mine and yours and mine are yours. On?” Kagome grinned. “Hit it then!” Yuki sworn that he heard something break in the kitchen followed by ridiculously fast chopping.

Dinner was quiet. So quiet that a pin could be heard. Tohru spied around her. Yuki and Kyou were sporting death glares and Kagome and were trying to control her hand not to slap the `Miroku-look-alike' Shigure. Pervert ice. Finally, the tense control was stopped when Shigure responded. “Tohru? Maybe you could introduce us to your…cousin.” Kagome talked before Tohru moved. “Yo. I am Kagome and I'm Tohru, Tamaka, cousin or close sister. I thought I am new here, I understand that one guy here is a damm `cousin' of Miroku and it he does not keep that damm hand away from my butt, I'll zap it away!”

Kyou and Yuki sweat dropped at Shigure.

 

Soon, after a filling meal, Tohru and Kagome scampered into their room and changed into their suit. Tohru's was a dark purple Chinese dress that came only at the thighs and had long silt. She attached a dagger and a mini packet with sharp subi throwing stars on her left thigh. Then on her waist, Tohru placed a belt and equipped herself with more throwing stars and some rope and cliff hanger. She then tied her hair into a sharp ponytail. Soon, Tohru was filled with a dagger, movable shoes, throwing weapons, her aura, her skills and her magic. Kagome was the same but her clothes were simply black. “Ready for our night walk round the buildings?”

 

Hey,hey! Rainy here. Jux wanna say that this I is my first fanfic. Reviews, pls! I hope each and every one of ya enjoys it. ^_^ Btw, no flamers and no spasm! This fanfic also hold comedy and a little romance here and there…

 

Kyou: Rain! Why do I have ta hold that damm woman's temper! She's plain mad!

Kagome: Whoa! Hey kitten, watch out before I put a rosary around and kill ya!

Yuki: -_-“

Tohru: Ahh… I think that duck taping him is better…

Kagome: (evil grin) ah hahaha!

Kyou: @_@ leave me alone!

Yuki: (turn back and shake a little) hif...Hm...Ha...

Kyou: Kuso Nezumi! What are you laughing for!?

Rain: Next chappie will be up soon! Keep your pretty eyes on it!

Kyou: RAIN!

Kagome: *stick duck tape*

Kyou: agimfg uor iesrr fgtyucki pivdbskf!!! (Your gonna die you fucking bitch!!!)