InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Innocent ❯ Double Takeout ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimers: Fruits Basket and InuYasha sure dun belong to mie. Even if I wanna to!

 

Rain: Let the story begin!

Kyou: (without duck tape) any damn stuff and you'll die first!

Kagome: Shuddup! Go to hell!

Rain: …

 

“Oh yes! I'm so ready for this action stuff!” Tohru hopped about and shook Kagome hard. Kagome grinned before walking to the door and opened it. She stepped aside and let the two boys crush the floor.

“Oww…” Kyou groaned and Yuki gripped his bruised cheek. Kagome tapped her foot and yelled, “I'll give you all five seconds to get ya butts outta here or I'll do that for ya!” Both the boys scrambled away and took a good five meters away.

Tohru gave both of the Sohmas an apologetic look before she was dragged away by a fuming Kagome. “Cat or rat or dog, they sure all piss me off!” Tohru heard no reply from the boys and heard Kagome mutter.

Both the boys had red faces. Kyou almost drooled as he saw Tohru wore the `sexy' dress. Yuki coughed softly. He then called out, “Miss Higurashi? Can I, we tag along?”

Yuki changed his sentence when he heard Kyou pop out a non-mistakable cat ears and hissed. Kagome pulled a long face and stretched her words, “Hhhmmmm……” Tohru then interrupted, “Yeah! It'll be a stretch.”

“What?!” Kagome shouted out and flung her arms in the air like a chicken. Tohru smirked and shook thumbs up. Kagome flared at both the boys and vented, “Cats and Idiots!”

 

No sooner then a minute, Kyou was impressed (Kyou chibi: was not!!!) by Kagome by the damn fact that she found a secret path to the rooftop. For someone who had just step in their house for 16 hours, she is sure familiar with these.

“Right, we will be crossing downtown. And 2 ways, your school or the mall.” Kyou and Yuki looked at each other before blinking their eyes and `hmped' at each other.

Tohru waggled her finger at their face and repeated, “She meant that we will explore either our school or the nearest mall at downtown.”

The boys scrambled a `no' before Kagome interrupted, “The mall. It is laser sensors and security alarms.” Yuki then clamped Kyou and voiced for his school.

 

Kagome grinned and slapped Tohru's hands before hopping onto a branch. “Come on!” Yuki and Kyou looked at Kagome as if she was a guy. “What?!”

Yuki then had not so little trouble. Finally, Tohru hugged him and kept him in her extra pouch pocket and sped off.

“Miss Honda? I am sorry to be a bother.” Yuki whispered. Tohru looked at him before smiling her trademarked smile. “I'd bet that Kyou would not even look at me if he were in your shoes, or paws.”

Kyou glared at the rat. “Kuso Nezumi! You should be sorry. After all, a young master that is always locked up in his room is just so useless. Bet that you can't even live for three days in here.”

Yuki snorted. “I'm not talking to you, Baka Neko. Besides, at least that's better than some idiot training in the mountains.” Kyou popped out cat's ears and furrow, red up.

 

“Okay, guys. Here is it.” The foursome looked at the towering school. Kagome then planned, “Ok, we'll break in through the roof and through the pipes that lead us to the toilet. Then…” Kyou then yowled, “Women! (He's starting to learn out Inu-doggy!) How did you know our school ways!?”

Kagome twitched. “FIRST!” Kagome grabbed Kyou's ear and screamed. “I AM NOT WOMEN! I AM KAGOME! KA-GO-ME!” Yuki pitched his ears and shivered. Rats sure have sensitive ears, like cats. (Or is it?) Tohru took no notice, and she even whistled. “Can we go?” She whined.

Kagome `hmped' and started climbing. Tohru took Yuki and followed suit. Kyou then muttered `insufferable' and stared to climb, only to find himself at the floor. “What the?”

Tohru looked down and yelled, “The wall is very WET and SLIPPERY. Be careful!”

Kagome shoot Kyou an evil grin and laughed, and almost lose her footing.

Kyou sweated dropped and thought, “This is gonna be a LONG night…” He looked at Kagome and included. “I am gonna lose half of my life with this woman also…”

 

Kagome twitched. “Kyou…” Kyou looked up and saw a rock and soon, stars and cupids. “…” Kagome sniffed haughtily. “I can read mind! I am miko, for goodness sake.” Tohru had three lines over her head and a sweatdrop.

 

Rainy: Please!!! Those who are reading this lousy (cough) fanfic! Give me least one damn review! Can't it not?! Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease! I' m begging ya! Arigato!

 

Comic Shortcuts on our stars…

 

Kyou: Rain! I said no damn stuff!

Rain: So? I wanna it! It's so funny!

Tohru: Yeah! It's funny!

Yuki: Everything is funny as long it includes that Baka Neko sporting a black eye.

Kagome: That's so true! I'm gonna make it come true!

Inuyasha: Kagome! What the hell are you doing!

Kyou: Get this jackass of my head!

Kagome: *twitch*

Tohru: (take on microphone) Hello? Everyone, please evacuate this premises as soon as you can as there is going to have an explosion. Please evacuate, shortly.

Outside…

Kagome: ASSHOLE!

Kyou: Owwowww!

Kagome: (comes out) He's sure a jerk with a stick in his ass!

Kyou: …. …. (Fainted from the sheer pressure on his back and a black eye)

Inuyasha: 0_0 Wow, Kagome is sure like Sango.

Everyone: … … -_-“'